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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
the CEO is extremely into yoga

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Wait, I'm responsible for PCI compliance?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

The auditors are coming in tomorrow.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
bob wrote that. he's retired now

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Soricidus posted:

bob wrote that. he's retired now

bob wrote that. we fired him.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Bob started that. Then he died.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
this shouldn't work, but somehow does

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
lots of threads. zero thread safety.

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
run everything on the ui thread

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
pull request reformats ten thousand files

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Soricidus posted:

this shouldn't work, but somehow does

this couldn't have ever worked, m8

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Fiedler posted:

lots of threads. lots of lols.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

executive all-hands called over glassdoor review.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
locale different between production and staging

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

nerdz posted:

for sale: cheap gpu, slight wear

but has it been mined on?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

akadajet posted:

but what do story points mean?

how many hours per story point?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Has anyone called it buttcoin yet?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

~Coxy posted:

locale different between production and staging

our software doesn't work in Turkey

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
offset from zulu with nonzero minutes

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

commit message is ASCII middle finger

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
"architect"'s version control "strategy" forbids branching

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
screaming at my computer, weeping blood

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
     Here lies
      testing

peperony and
chease

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Editor died: 47 kilobytes of (&)nbsp

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

shoe salesman died: 47m of nbsd

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

my bosses shoes, same as mine

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Hammerite posted:

our software doesn't work in Turkey

Taiwan in software, china is pissed

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

dev screwed up borders, placate israel

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

hand drawn borders, used for taxes

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
tested it and it worked, so...

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
do we need this server? delete.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

where does this cable lead to?

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
test is failing? comment it out

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
self taught, writing nuclear control systems

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
which aws instance do we need

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
typo in script, bye bye data

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
oops, coin miner found in dependency

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

production env somehow worse than development

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Push to production, no regression testing

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timick
Apr 7, 2016


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