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Paladinus posted:E: All counting rocks are gone! Me die when winter come now! it am march, get more rock
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I shat myself while hunting a mammoth, now I'm the tribe chief.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:26
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Doppelganger posted:I shat myself while hunting a mammoth, now I'm the tribe chief. animal rarely want eat u when covered in poo poo
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Mar 19, 2019 13:40
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Ogg stand up when use leaf to clean. Him dumdum!
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Mar 19, 2019 14:05
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Me send scammer apple box of rocks, me keep delicious apples
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Mar 19, 2019 14:11
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Me friend Kruky try to fire meat. Him smell meat, no like smell. Me think this funny. Me paint Kruky no like smell fired meats. But shaman Grokspoky, oldest of all shamans in tribe, hate picture. Him banish me from cave for three sunrises. All me friends also paint Kruky no like smell fired meats. Grokspoky banish they all. But him can't bruk the Kruk.
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Mar 19, 2019 15:10
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Who What Now posted:Me friend Kruky try to fire meat. Him smell meat, no like smell. Me think this funny. There mound of skulls where Kruky welcome. Go to mound!
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Mar 19, 2019 15:15
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once again me trick into look painting of chief Grabbing Goat tribe ancient magik; powerful
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Mar 19, 2019 15:16
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Monkey Fracas posted:once again me trick into look painting of chief Grabbing Goat tribe Chief Goat friend long time; happy see him painting
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Mar 19, 2019 15:39
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Who What Now posted:Me become shaman of cave for get strong. Me said eat only chewy white part meat and bird rocks. Me banish all who say this not make strong from cave. Now me chest hurt. That fine image of you in av, Shaman.  It get you much BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Mar 19, 2019 |
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Mar 19, 2019 15:45
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today try take walk outside of hut, first since last fall. see family of deer, they run but me stand watch. all have bright white bushy tail. think am neat. find new trail. trail make long time make. next to trail find bone wrapped with steel rope. not good sign. must keep watch. walk to grave of fallen dog. dog was good name thor. me swear thor magic. keep hut safe. sat by grave and thought of thor. felt sad but also good. find new thing. fallen log. log was big as arm make wide. hollow too. climb through for fun. 
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Mar 19, 2019 15:50
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Ong not do poo poo in poo poo Cave. Ong do poo poo in Pee Cave. It big problem. Me tell Ork not touch poo-poo, but he touch. Now he banned from tribe.
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Mar 19, 2019 15:53
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Touched the big black rock today. Can talk now and make tools and poo poo. A really hosed-up experience, guys, don't ever do that.
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Mar 19, 2019 15:55
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Paladinus posted:Touched the big black rock today. Can talk now and make tools and poo poo. A really hosed-up experience, guys, don't ever do that. yea stay away from the large obelisk it isnt worth it
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Mar 19, 2019 15:59
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Paladinus posted:Touched the big black cock today. Can suck now and make it cum and spit. A really loving gay experience, guys, please do that to me. ftfy BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Mar 19, 2019 |
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Mar 19, 2019 16:02
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BigBadSteve posted:That fine image of you in av, Shaman. Me no make ritual mask me wear. Me have good old ritual mask. Bad tribesman smash that mask, leave only new ritual mask made of poo poo and peepee. Have no choice, must wear or cannot enter caves.
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Mar 19, 2019 16:05
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BigBadSteve posted:ftfy nice brain idiot
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Mar 19, 2019 16:17
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*Warchant, sung to theme of Fraggle Rock* Throw a rock at his block, Then catch the caveman by the cock, Swing him 'round your head, Then club the bastard dead.
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Mar 19, 2019 17:21
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redm posted:nice brain idiot brain just make eyeballs and mouth move, me not get why people think ideas in brain. Ideas come from spirits. tiger bite thakk brain him ok most time
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Mar 19, 2019 18:59
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SniperWoreConverse posted:brain just make eyeballs and mouth move, me not get why people think ideas in brain. Ideas come from spirits. me still not understand what mean by this but am trying to
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Mar 19, 2019 19:05
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redm posted:me still not understand what mean by this but am trying to
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Mar 19, 2019 19:06
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redm posted:me still not understand what mean by this but am trying to You not make so many cave writings, oog think. Lurk in cave more.
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Mar 19, 2019 19:07
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You not make so many cave writings, oog think. Lurk in cave more. me have runny shits from the mouth
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Mar 19, 2019 19:11
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me not trust "writing" me stick with paint writing have bad magic in, beside everyone get paint no problem. who get writing? if get writing probably care about pointless brain too.
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Mar 19, 2019 19:12
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SniperWoreConverse posted:me not trust "writing" me stick with paint me feel this way too. not think words mean much just grow weary re learning language
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Mar 19, 2019 19:14
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I join this tribe for wall paintings about cheap clubs and discount rocks
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Mar 19, 2019 19:17
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no me stick *waves stick* with paint *waves ochre*
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Mar 19, 2019 19:18
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me am want eat chungus me am want lot chungus meat who want help hunt big chungus we share 
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Mar 19, 2019 19:25
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me travel south, meet hungry women of tribe there. give them hides, make cave painting of turd swap
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Mar 19, 2019 19:48
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SniperWoreConverse posted:me am want eat chungus CHUNGUS!!!!!! 
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Mar 19, 2019 19:52
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Me: "FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!!" A squirrel skull flies out of my rear end. Everyone, chanting: 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
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Mar 19, 2019 19:55
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SniperWoreConverse posted:me am want eat chungus me want hunt chungus but too smol D: Me buy special shaman leafs from Oog Roogman Time show, get big git gud. Next time can get choongus.
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Mar 19, 2019 20:07
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Me like rock music.
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Mar 19, 2019 20:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:Me like rock music. Talk and mountain-tribe music me not like - all else music good.
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Mar 19, 2019 21:10
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Paladinus posted:Touched the big black rock today. Can talk now and make tools and poo poo. A really hosed-up experience, guys, don't ever do that. Don't touch dung!
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Mar 19, 2019 21:38
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Mar 19, 2019 22:10
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Piss on small dinosaur. It say it's a living. Think we all are tiny dinosaur and chefs piss on us. It not a living! Need crack all chief skulls.
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Mar 19, 2019 22:25
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This tribe die out soon. No cubs and all cave painters already over 15 summers old
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Mar 19, 2019 22:36
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:This tribe die out soon. No cubs and all cave painters already over 15 summers old  cave painting move!!
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Me hear that Great Chief Lowtook want move tribe to new valley with new caves. But him no do anything since mammoth step on him back.
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