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the CEO is extremely into yoga
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Wait, I'm responsible for PCI compliance?
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 00:20 |
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The auditors are coming in tomorrow.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 00:20 |
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bob wrote that. he's retired now
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 00:35 |
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Soricidus posted:bob wrote that. he's retired now bob wrote that. we fired him.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:05 |
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Bob started that. Then he died.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:06 |
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this shouldn't work, but somehow does
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:11 |
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lots of threads. zero thread safety.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:17 |
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run everything on the ui thread
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:18 |
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pull request reformats ten thousand files
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:22 |
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Soricidus posted:this shouldn't work, but somehow does this couldn't have ever worked, m8
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 02:19 |
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Fiedler posted:lots of threads. lots of lols.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 02:28 |
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executive all-hands called over glassdoor review.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 02:31 |
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locale different between production and staging
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 03:15 |
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nerdz posted:for sale: cheap gpu, slight wear but has it been mined on?
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 03:20 |
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akadajet posted:but what do story points mean? how many hours per story point?
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 03:23 |
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Has anyone called it buttcoin yet?
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 03:27 |
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~Coxy posted:locale different between production and staging our software doesn't work in Turkey
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 11:00 |
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offset from zulu with nonzero minutes
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 12:20 |
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commit message is ASCII middle finger
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 13:21 |
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"architect"'s version control "strategy" forbids branching
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 13:28 |
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screaming at my computer, weeping blood
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 14:12 |
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Here lies testing peperony and chease
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 14:15 |
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Editor died: 47 kilobytes of (&)nbsp
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 15:21 |
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shoe salesman died: 47m of nbsd
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 15:22 |
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my bosses shoes, same as mine
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 17:13 |
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Hammerite posted:our software doesn't work in Turkey Taiwan in software, china is pissed
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 17:18 |
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dev screwed up borders, placate israel
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 17:21 |
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hand drawn borders, used for taxes
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 17:22 |
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tested it and it worked, so...
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:15 |
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do we need this server? delete.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:20 |
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where does this cable lead to?
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:21 |
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test is failing? comment it out
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:47 |
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self taught, writing nuclear control systems
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:48 |
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which aws instance do we need
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:50 |
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typo in script, bye bye data
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:51 |
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oops, coin miner found in dependency
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 00:41 |
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production env somehow worse than development
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 01:10 |
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Push to production, no regression testing
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 04:12 |
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