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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
new file system killed my wife

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Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
fencepost errors are the worst

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
stuff between my toes tastes great

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

Doom Mathematic posted:

fencepost errors are the worst

count with two hands next time

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

contract paid on paypal; deemed fraudulent

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

new file system killed my wife

lolled

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

new file system killed my wife

*gets bullhorn* borat voice my wife

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
workplace complaint? slurs are company's culture

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

new file system killed my wife

Split wife, distributed over several trees.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

unlimited vacation; take day, lose job

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

can afford house seven hours away

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


(not mine but:)

help me I am in hell

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

gently caress; turn it upside down again

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

new file system killed my wife

borat voice: reiser voice: my knife

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe
Elizabeth Holmes starts a blood company

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Elizabeth Holmes is my girlfriend now

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
stack ranking, scored by artificial intelligence

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Janitor Prime posted:

Elizabeth Holmes starts a blood company

she is the next Steve jobs

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
have you tried leaving tech forever

Soricidus posted:

stack ranking, scored by artificial intelligence

:spooky:

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
My daughter's first word was "Google"

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Agriculture tech startup seeks seed funding

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

blockchain technology will solve climate change

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
bug fixed using an hex editor

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

gonna kill myself because of computer

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

my bitter bi rival posted:

gonna kill myself because of computer

it's okay to ask for help

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
program writes more programs, repeat forever

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

equality operator overridden to "not equal"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

We'll have quantum computers by 2030

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

chorded mechanical keyboard; big arthritis energy

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I wrote lots of code today

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
some of it might even work

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
40 file commit, no new tests

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
optimising my code without profiling first

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
equals equals isn’t equals equals equals

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
xml files with binary blob headers

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
xml contains base64. decoded, it's json

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
if x equals true, return true

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

uncurable mlady posted:

if x equals true, return true

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

uncurable mlady posted:

if true equals x, return true

pull request: fixed coding standards violation

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
disgruntled ex employee nuked all servers

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