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Ugly In The Morning posted:Go back and read the strip again, he uses phrases that use the word “salad” three times. There’s the eating rear end one, he threatens to tear pats throat out with salad tongs, and he refers to Lyle’s “salad days” "Salad days" is an actual phrase in English.
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prefect posted:"Salad days" is an actual phrase in English. True, but Ugly's point still stands, I never noticed. Might've just been Onstad extrapolating from 'salad tossing' I guess.
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davidspackage posted:True, but Ugly's point still stands, I never noticed. Might've just been Onstad extrapolating from 'salad tossing' I guess. You would have to be an extraordinary badass to tear someone's throat out with salad tongs.
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Not for use in hairstyling; not guaranteed to create "Gruesome Little Curls." MC Pot-a-Holic, "J.J. The Land-Retard,"1993
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Safety Dance posted:Not for use in hairstyling; not guaranteed to create "Gruesome Little Curls." MC Pot-a-Holic, "J.J. The Land-Retard,"1993 Still wondering if anybody claimed that free print offer by naming an AKC dog J.J. the Land-Retard
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I'm doing a reread and one of my favorite subtlest gags is the ,"Do you Yahoo?" signature halfway cut off the frame whenever someone sends an email.
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Welp, time to re-read The Great Outdoor Fight I guess!
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My favorite part of that is years later, Marriage, the Great Indoor Fight
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Jerusalem posted:Welp, time to re-read The Great Outdoor Fight I guess! If you don't, it's the trucks.
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bony tony posted:If you don't, it's the trucks. The Jeeps. Sounds like you need to reread the Great Outdoor Fight.
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To this day I can't see a bottle of Christian Brothers at the liquor store without thinking about a retired band teacher with a self-inflicted gunshot wound
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Same, except every time I buy and consume a grocery store rotisserie chicken. Sometimes when we’re eating it I just burst out laughing and my girlfriend will go “what, whAt! What is SO FUNNY!” and I just can’t explain it to her.
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A favorite underrated line: "Holy crap, Nice Pete's in the band? Who else? Please say a cop, and a doctor".
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The Jeeps. Sounds like you need to reread the Great Outdoor Fight. Maybe they replaced the jeeps with trucks after Ray and Roast Beef BURNED THE JEEPS TO THE GROUND 
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I'm not sure if the joke is "sex thing T doesn't want to explain to Philippe" or "T doesn't even know what it is". To my eyeball, it roughly resembles a directional antenna, but also who the gently caress knows.
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It is an anal vibrator, they were sold as "prostate massagers" in men's magazines back in the day.
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It is an electric meat carver imho. Thats a thing from the 80s
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It might be some kind of doll insert!
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Kuno posted:It is an electric meat carver imho. What happened to those anyway? Like, up until the early 90s, you weren't poo poo unless you had a tiny chainsaw to serve your turkey, but ever since then it's just been like "sharpen ur knife and learn how to break down a carcass u dingleberry"
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Feb 22, 2019 20:37
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Good riddance, you old misogynistic fatshamer.
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davidspackage posted:It might be some kind of doll insert!  still one of T's best lines
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There was a really weird Zach Parsons SA front page article from like 15+ years ago about a fat bald gross dude who finds like an alien in his backyard that looks like a football with a vagina and he, being lonely and gross, fucks it until the Men In Black show up to collect it. Afterwards he theorizes that maybe this is where Popes and geniuses come from, just alien super entities that require a thin veneer of Human DNA to get started and become the best of us. Anyway that piece of writing really stuck with me and as I grew up I realized I slowly replaced the man in that story with Teodor.
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JethroMcB posted:To this day I can't see a bottle of Christian Brothers at the liquor store without thinking about a retired band teacher with a self-inflicted gunshot wound Same but Chivas and men with newfound wealth and too tight of grey trousers
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So Ray loses his ears this year http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10022007
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He lost his ears in 2012.
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This year, Philippe is five. I just realized that in his "self improvement" phase, Teodor is wearing a rug.
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withak posted:He lost his ears in 2012. Oops
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Just found these shits in my parents house https://twitter.com/bown/status/1101792700800659456?s=21
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Oh nice, I know I have Nice Pete's short stories somewhere on my bookshelf. God willing someone finds them someday and reads them not knowing the context. Also, after several years, I've changed my avatar back to good ol' Pat.
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EndOfTheWorld posted:Also, after several years, I've changed my avatar back to good ol' Pat. I love it. It's the most in-character Pat I probably ever saw.
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Escobarbarian posted:Just found these shits in my parents house If there aren't digital copies of those already existing, you need to scan them up.
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You get get most of them here: http://www.achewood.com/honorclub.php I could scan 4-5 though, when I go to a friend’s place.
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With today's news of the passing of Luke Perry, I found myself moved to say to someone, "Welcome to the only game in town."
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Escobarbarian posted:You get get most of them here: http://www.achewood.com/honorclub.php Oh awesome. Didn't know/forgot about that. Def scan ANYTHING that doesn't have a digital copy, though!
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Jerusalem posted:I thought it was a hair curler Depends on how hairy your rear end in a top hat is, I guess. Multi-tool!
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