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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Hell yeah

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PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Looks like something from one of those old "THE KITCHEN OF TOMORROW!" cartoons.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Ixian posted:

I feel like you explained the wrong part of the story

There's not much to explain, sorry. She was a bit unpredictable, (she had serious mental health issues) and prone to what I guess you could call mood swings. My friend and I were watching TV at his house when Grandma busts into the living room armed with a baseball bat, swearing and yelling at me. I was confused and scared as poo poo (I was around 13) so I ran to the nearest door, the linen closet. I could hear my friend laughing his rear end off as Grandma screamed at me to come out. She kinda tuckered out after a bit and sat down but I refused to come out. My friend finally had her go do something else, I forget what, and he explained to me later that she was pretty much harmless. My rear end.

That's not very OSHA though, so here's some content maybe. I'm a mail carrier near the Twin Cities, and we had a safety talk this morning. Apparently, there's some 18 year old idiot running around north St. Paul trying to pick fights with mail carriers. This is his gimmick to get YouTube famous. We were told not to engage or otherwise interact with him, and that technically he's allowed to record us. There wasn't much in the way of details about what exactly he's doing though. So anyway, keep your eyes peeled for the next youtube sensation, and maybe I'll be on there, probably losing my job.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/oK7KNtp.mp4

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Well at least he avoided the natural progression of the rest of the roof collapsing on him.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
I'm pretty sure this is OSHA:

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

GotLag posted:

I'm pretty sure this is OSHA:

:wtc:

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

:911:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Indiana has some of the most lax gun laws in the entire country. If anything I'm surprised they only used airsoft guns.

e.

quote:

Two elementary school teachers in Monticello, Ind., told The Indianapolis Star that law enforcement officers sprayed classroom instructors with plastic pellets after telling them to kneel down against a wall. The newspaper noted that teachers were not warned about this exercise and that it left them with bruises and abrasions.

“They told us, ‘this is what happens if you just cower and do nothing,’” one of the two teachers told the Star.

:wtc: gently caress COPS

Sydin fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Mar 21, 2019

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
What kind of pansy cries about getting shot with a nerf gun?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
What the gently caress? "And now you know that it's like to be executed. Training complete"

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Aren't mock executions banned by the Geneva Conventions? :psyduck:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Aren't mock executions banned by the Geneva Conventions? :psyduck:

that sounds..... foreign

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

What kind of pansy cries about getting shot with a nerf gun?

Airsoft guns fire hard plastic pellets at 100-150m/s. They aren't the same thing as Nerf guns.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Aren't mock executions banned by the Geneva Conventions? :psyduck:
Yes. Explicitly.

They don't even do them in SERE school, and they literally torture people during that.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

What kind of pansy cries about getting shot with a nerf gun?

The picture in the tweet isn't from the same event. They didn't use a nerf gun.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Kibayasu posted:

The picture in the tweet isn't from the same event. They didn't use a nerf gun.

Gotcha. Seems misleading.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

iospace posted:

Under the right conditions it can be. Pretty much your palms have to be wet, right across the heart, etc.
50mA is when problems start. A low voltage can be fatal at the right conditions, but not a low current. The right circumstances lower the resistance, so the voltage produces more current. But if you cap the current with a resistor to 10mA nothing can happen (to an average adult). Well, maybe if you touch it for a long time.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Yes. Explicitly.

They don't even do them in SERE school, and they literally torture people during that.

I'm sure a sternly worded letter will be forthcoming

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Aren't mock executions banned by the Geneva Conventions? :psyduck:

Teachers aren't lawful combatants, so you can mock execute them or send them to gitmo if you want

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

GotLag posted:

Teachers aren't lawful combatants, so you can mock execute them or send them to gitmo if you want
School had a gold fringed flag.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
with how much cops like to play soldier you'd think they'd know the tenets of the geneva convention

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

GotLag posted:

Teachers aren't lawful combatants, so you can mock execute them or send them to gitmo if you want
They're also "Persons taking no active part in the hostilities", so they're still protected against "violence to life and person, in particular murder of all kinds, mutilation, cruel treatment and torture; [...] outrages upon dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;", like mock executions. On the other hand, those teachers probably signed a waiver when they started this training, permitting this sort of thing.

Trambopaline
Jul 25, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

This just seems incredibly inefficient.

Knife cut noodles are a style of noodles in East Asia. Guess they're trying to automate the method.

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

Trambopaline posted:

Knife cut noodles are a style of noodles in East Asia. Guess they're trying to automate the method.

I think they may have removed a part of the machine to make that video.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

darthbob88 posted:

They're also "Persons taking no active part in the hostilities", so they're still protected against "violence to life and person, in particular murder of all kinds, mutilation, cruel treatment and torture; [...] outrages upon dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;", like mock executions. On the other hand, those teachers probably signed a waiver when they started this training, permitting this sort of thing.

You legally can't sign a contract that allows someone else to do something otherwise illegal.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
I'm super glad America has just found institutional roles for the "Troubled Kid Who Trained For The Fake Marines By Jumping Off A Roof Onto A Trampoline" population currently torturing squirrels in the suburbs. "school shooter drills" is what preppers offer when they're Too Disturbed To Be A Paul Blart.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Trambopaline posted:

Knife cut noodles are a style of noodles in East Asia. Guess they're trying to automate the method.

Does cutting the noodles with a knife somehow impart a flavor that extruding them doesn't?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


The Naysmith Shaper is so underappreciated by modern machining practice.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

BMan posted:

Does cutting the noodles with a knife somehow impart a flavor that extruding them doesn't?

It allows for different doughs and consistencies, so yes. in the west we're extremely Noodle Deprived. our ignorance amazes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
It kind of amazes how some people can care that much about noodles.

They're just noodles. Nothing special.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

BMan posted:

Does cutting the noodles with a knife somehow impart a flavor that extruding them doesn't?

Would definitely change the texture

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Don't awaken ~the noodle crew~

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Dark Noodlethulhu lies dead and sizzling at the bottom of the wok.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

We have reached peak truckfuckling.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It kind of amazes how some people can care that much about noodles.

They're just noodles. Nothing special.
I know at least 9 ways to prepare potatoes so I can't really talk.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Don't get me started on how many words there are for water

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Nocheez posted:

You legally can't sign a contract that allows someone else to do something otherwise illegal.

Much as I am loath to come to the mock teacher-shooters defense here, I think everybody is taking some serious liberties with the definition of "mock executions".
Mock executions, in the context of warfare / torture interrogations, would involve, say, stringing someone up with a break-away noose or loading a firing squad with blanks to inflict terror on victims, as they truly believe they are about to die.

These are people in a training situation, well appraised of the fact that the training weapons are non-lethal, and signed off on their use of them.
The fact that they are pissed off that they were used on them at point-blank range, and it stung like the dickens, probably doesn't constitute a war crime.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Nocheez posted:

You legally can't sign a contract that allows someone else to do something otherwise illegal.

The Geneva Conventions don't apply to teachers taking a training course. It's not an armed conflict.

CleverHans posted:

Much as I am loath to come to the mock teacher-shooters defense here, I think everybody is taking some serious liberties with the definition of "mock executions".

Also this.

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

CleverHans posted:

Much as I am loath to come to the mock teacher-shooters defense here, I think everybody is taking some serious liberties with the definition of "mock executions".
Mock executions, in the context of warfare / torture interrogations, would involve, say, stringing someone up with a break-away noose or loading a firing squad with blanks to inflict terror on victims, as they truly believe they are about to die.

These are people in a training situation, well appraised of the fact that the training weapons are non-lethal, and signed off on their use of them.
The fact that they are pissed off that they were used on them at point-blank range, and it stung like the dickens, probably doesn't constitute a war crime.

Glad to hear that no godless European socialists will be invading in their blue helmets to Nuremberg are troops cops.

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