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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Aww, I want some lil hermit crabs now

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/uni_dogma/status/1107150382646476800

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






SniperWoreConverse posted:

I think I already posted this before but i'm doin it again for kicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKE51JbquPY&hd=1

I wish I had a tiny crab friend to preen my papillae

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001


Trainin' for the big race, I see.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
the yearly migration has a lot of cultural significance for crabs

also that one machine crab appears to have electric lights and high pressure vessels plumbed together for some reason I feel this isn't osha approved

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



My current desktop background at work:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
that's a drat good crab

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I bring sad news to the crab chat today. Eugene has passed away.

Rest in peace Eugene. God broke his most irritable yet adorable mold after he made you. Every time I see an animal terrorize another animal and steal its food I will smile and remember you fondly.


Mak0rz posted:

A few weeks ago I noticed Eugene wasn't eating or being active. Turns out she was molting! Check out the split along the side of her carapace:


She's real big and strong now. She likes to pose like a bigshot muscleman:


Now she bullies the other tank residents. It's okay that particular sea star is actually a gigantic jerk.
https://i.imgur.com/6bP4X8z.mp4

Mak0rz posted:

here's Eugene wearing an urchin as a hat :)



Mak0rz posted:

:siren: BREAKING: :siren: Eugene has new hat


Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
gonna need some more updates on ol' Eugene

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

gonna need some more updates on ol' Eugene

i'm beginning to suspect that you haven't read my post...

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

See you in crab heaven, Genie.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Some sort of west coast crab? Can’t recall if I asked that before. Looks like a stunty not-dungy.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz posted:

:siren: BREAKING: :siren: Eugene has new hat



Rest in peace Eugene. Tomorrow I shall wear a small animal as a hat in your honour :patriot:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

LingcodKilla posted:

Some sort of west coast crab? Can’t recall if I asked that before. Looks like a stunty not-dungy.

She was a dungeness, yeah. She wasn't fully grown. Our tank wasn't big enough for that.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mak0rz posted:

She was a dungeness, yeah. She wasn't fully grown. Our tank wasn't big enough for that.

I went out to the beach on Sunday and a smallish dungy girl got stuck in the open during low tide. I picked her up from the sandbar and walked her back to the waves and placed her down. Took a few steps back and two seagulls dive bombed her and tore her apart.

Nature’s a bitch.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Whenever Lingcodkilla spares a crab he actually curses it to be immediately eaten by someone or something else

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I don’t keep or eat female crabs.

I felt kinda bad but a seagulls gotta eat.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

:same:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I'm sure a crab would eat me if it could. Fair's fair.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

christmas boots posted:

I'm sure a crab would eat me if it could. Fair's fair.

It's why hitmen dispose of their handiwork into the ocean :cthulhu:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
This would appear belong here, but...
https://m.imgur.com/r/hmmm/U5LLzue

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I, too, enjoy adding crab claws to everything in Impossible Creatures

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

omfg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


False crab.

Burn it.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I get so excited when I see this thread has unread posts.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I get so excited when I see this thread has unread posts.

:yossame:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Me, when seeing this thread has unread posts:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoCiTkQnVWg
Freakin paparazzi disrupting my meditation.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

HELLO CRABS.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Crab Artorias!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
They call me Shrimp Hands McGee, fastest Plate Stealer in these here parts.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1106154254442467328

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

They call me Shrimp Hands McGee, fastest Plate Stealer in these here parts.

That's my cousin

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/7RlFrhP

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