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inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
As I continue to prep for SKT, I want to start my PCs off with a unique item given to them by their families. I have items in mind for two of them (the moon druid is getting a flask of infinite booze that makes wild shape more rage-y, the assassin rogue is getting a poison dispenser that lets her apply poison without using an action), but I could use some help on the other two.

- One PC is a clerc/shepherd druid who is the grand-nephew of one of the most famous generals in the world. I want the item to be a tactical manual written by said general, but I'm not sure what it should actually do. I'd like to avoid extant mechanics like "get advantage on X" and probably scavenge something from the warlord. Does "1/short rest give everyone a move action" sound like it would be interesting enough?

- The other PC is an infernal/tome warlock and his family history is that they've been sworn to a demon for generations. The PC is a bit of a screw up, though, and every time he tries to hex or curse somebody, the target ends up winning the lottery or something. It's a cute concept, but I'm not sure which direction to take in terms of a family boon.

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Stroop There It Is posted:

lol bless clint mcelroy


Thanks! I was thinking low-level celestial, but got stuck on how it would make sense that killing someone would do it. Presumably for flavor reasons I'd only activate it after killing a "bad person" (since it's not like this character would murder innocent bystanders) so I guess it could be related to that, like a reward from his celestial pseudo-patron* or something for vanquishing a foe

* the Empyrean who created my PC

Have it be the actual soul of the creature that you killed. Your patron, when you cast, grants the soul a chance to start the process of redemption by following you for spell duration.

Trojan Kaiju
Feb 13, 2012


inthesto posted:



- One PC is a clerc/shepherd druid who is the grand-nephew of one of the most famous generals in the world. I want the item to be a tactical manual written by said general, but I'm not sure what it should actually do. I'd like to avoid extant mechanics like "get advantage on X" and probably scavenge something from the warlord. Does "1/short rest give everyone a move action" sound like it would be interesting enough?



Make it similar to the magic tomes: if they spend enough time studying the book they get a permanent boost in INT, proficiency in INT checks involving combat strategy (doubled if it's something they already are proficient in).

Or perhaps mine the Schwalb Warlord for a mechanic that they can learn. Maybe consider what type of warlord the general was if you want it to be something more specialized.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

I would say at least give an automatic advantage roll on history roll related to warfare. Free History proficiency too maybe? But yeah if the pc is a cleric it wouldn't hurt to give a small +1 or +2 INT increase and it will not make the player insanely more powerful in combat either.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Tome of Tactics: once per $whatever, instead of rolling initiative you can set the order of the initiative. You must set the order as follows: 2 PCs, then alternating 1 enemy and 1 PC.

Gharbad the Weak
Feb 23, 2008

This too good for you.
On a roll of (low chance) in combat initiation, act as if you surprised your opponents.

Think of a fancy name for the book that's better than "What up fuckers"

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Give it a cheesy self-help book title like "How to avoid unwanted attention" - it's written by a depressed doppelganger.

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



inthesto posted:

- One PC is a clerc/shepherd druid who is the grand-nephew of one of the most famous generals in the world. I want the item to be a tactical manual written by said general, but I'm not sure what it should actually do. I'd like to avoid extant mechanics like "get advantage on X" and probably scavenge something from the warlord. Does "1/short rest give everyone a move action" sound like it would be interesting enough?

What about 1/short rest force an opponent to use a move action the way you want, as your superior tactics trick them into making an error? Or a choice between several such things?

The book works for the player and nobody else because the player's got a pre-edited draft so it contains the real deal advice that the publishers thought wasn't interesting enough to sell books. Like the published copy ia all diagrams and complicated poo poo, but the players' copy says stuff like "really it comes down to having more spearmen than the other chap", "generally you should try not to fight uphill", etc.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

inthesto posted:

- One PC is a clerc/shepherd druid who is the grand-nephew of one of the most famous generals in the world. I want the item to be a tactical manual written by said general, but I'm not sure what it should actually do. I'd like to avoid extant mechanics like "get advantage on X" and probably scavenge something from the warlord. Does "1/short rest give everyone a move action" sound like it would be interesting enough?
How about something that would actually require tactics from the player, such as once per short rest all attacks that use a reaction have advantage or get a inspiration style hit die until next turn. That way the group would have to change behavior to maximize it's effectiveness.

shades of eternity
Nov 9, 2013

Where kitties raise dragons in the world's largest mall.
Not sure if this the right place, but feel free to point me in the right direction.

Spawn of the Phoenix Egg

I finished a spiritual sequel to the classic 80's module Egg of the Phoenix in 5e and before I go into finalizing it, I'm requesting people for game testing.

I'm also interested in people reading it over for feedback.

please let me know by pm or via email at drevrpg@gmail.com.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Our DM just had a gently caress ton of slaad show up in a floating fortress and take over our fortress while we were gone. Over the days of their invasion before our PCs showed up they killed some of our favorite npcs and also my custom race dog bard had a slaad explode out of her right at the start of the session(she was infected during the invasion). The DM and I planned it out to drive the narrative and it definitely worked.
I'm excited to go fight an army of slaad in this memory spire

Chronische
Aug 7, 2012

RC Cola posted:

Our DM just had a gently caress ton of slaad show up in a floating fortress and take over our fortress while we were gone. Over the days of their invasion before our PCs showed up they killed some of our favorite npcs and also my custom race dog bard had a slaad explode out of her right at the start of the session(she was infected during the invasion). The DM and I planned it out to drive the narrative and it definitely worked.
I'm excited to go fight an army of slaad in this memory spire

Slaad are cool if played properly. They're WEIRDOS, and while they attack in large numbers they do it single-file, one per target until every slaad has died or surrendered. At least, that's how they used to work as a racial culture. They were all about personal strength, so ganging up is totally alien to them. If you're stronger than them, and can prove it, they also submit until they think they can take you. However, just because you're stronger than one of their number doesn't mean the others don't all, individually, have to be beaten up! Thus, the lines.

Dunno what they're like in your game though. How have they battled? Do they have any chaos-shaping? Are you fighting them in Limbo?

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
So am I totally out of line here for wanting to name a thief character “Django Speedwagon” or a paladin “Gaston Martel-rambeau”?? How are these any different than a random mouth noise elf name?

I got told no silly names by the dm (who’s apparently never heard of France) and so I just left the table as I was certain he was trying to piss me off.

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Numlock posted:

So am I totally out of line here for wanting to name a thief character “Django Speedwagon” or a paladin “Gaston Martel-rambeau”?? How are these any different than a random mouth noise elf name?

I got told no silly names by the dm (who’s apparently never heard of France) and so I just left the table as I was certain he was trying to piss me off.

Just sounds like a bad match. If a DM wants a serious, RP-heavy game in a setting that wouldn’t have names like that, then they’re well within their rights to have general guidelines on naming and silliness level. If that’s not the game you want, then you made the right decision to walk away. I wouldn’t attribute it to the DM trying to intentionally aggravate you but I can’t say more than that based on the given information.

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

Those are excellent names and that DM is bad.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Djangi Speedwagon: Perfectly acceptable halfling or gnome name.
Gaston Martel-rambeau: Weren't a chunk of the KotRT french?

Of course this is assuming you were putting these forward in good faith and not mugging like an idiot the whole time.

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
Yeah they were serious names.

He refused to believe that “Rambeau” was a real name and thought I was trying to name the character “ Ram butt”

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!
Sounds like your DM is a tool.

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Numlock posted:

Yeah they were serious names.

He refused to believe that “Rambeau” was a real name and thought I was trying to name the character “ Ram butt”

Ok that’s not great haha.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Chronische posted:

Slaad are cool if played properly. They're WEIRDOS, and while they attack in large numbers they do it single-file, one per target until every slaad has died or surrendered. At least, that's how they used to work as a racial culture. They were all about personal strength, so ganging up is totally alien to them. If you're stronger than them, and can prove it, they also submit until they think they can take you. However, just because you're stronger than one of their number doesn't mean the others don't all, individually, have to be beaten up! Thus, the lines.

Dunno what they're like in your game though. How have they battled? Do they have any chaos-shaping? Are you fighting them in Limbo?

Well we only fought them in ways so far that none of us have had more than 1 gang up on us. There were 6 of us. 3 fought a blue slaad and some cultists dudes worshipping them and trying to help them. Another 2 fought a blue slaad while a green slaad in the back was somehow turning corpses into zombies and sending them out to cause chaos. He waited until the others died to fight.

Before that we fought a single red slaad and 4 cultists. And he made a cultist explode into 4 chaos bolts? It was weird. I image their alien ship we are about to board will be hella weird. There are also two other factions of humanoids on the "memory spire" that ended up waking the slaad from stasis off screen. So it's gonna be a poo poo show.

Also is a giant tear drop shaped tower called the memory spire a thing in dnd already or did my DM make it up? Just wondering. Not looking for spoilers

lightrook
Nov 7, 2016

Pin 188

If anybody race would be prone to weird names, you'd think it be the elves, since their lives are long enough to get bored enough to plausibly try anything, so it definitely seems plausible for the odd elf to settle down in Fantasy France for a while and adopt a local name. Unless you're telling me Fantasy France doesn't exist at all, or elves never get bored and do wacky things ever, in which case an auteur DM that expects that level of control over their setting is at least a yellow flag, I think.

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

lightrook posted:

If anybody race would be prone to weird names, you'd think it be the elves, since their lives are long enough to get bored enough to plausibly try anything, so it definitely seems plausible for the odd elf to settle down in Fantasy France for a while and adopt a local name. Unless you're telling me Fantasy France doesn't exist at all, or elves never get bored and do wacky things ever, in which case an auteur DM that expects that level of control over their setting is at least a yellow flag, I think.

My latest campaign I got my players to design the cultures their characters came from.

The elves are literally Fantasy France, complete with all of the unpronounceable names and words.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





Hell, a 100 or 200 or 400 year old elf might have a completely vanilla name that just sounds crazy because that's old as hell. Plenty of English names from the 1600s would easily sound like jokes too, in 2019.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Infinite Karma posted:

Hell, a 100 or 200 or 400 year old elf might have a completely vanilla name that just sounds crazy because that's old as hell. Plenty of English names from the 1600s would easily sound like jokes too, in 2019.
:howdowenothaveanelfemote: "Hi I'm Lickballs Fucknuts"
:ninja: "I'm uh... I'm guessing that means something else in old elvish?"
:elf: "No my parents were just real old and bored."

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



Village grocer: Greetings, travellers from afar! My name is Corvellionial Lorelithilienialis Asterialioliareolaean, and I welcome you to the humble hamlet of Jenerick'ton-by-the-river, rich in history and ripe for...

PC: Areola Ian, got it. I'm Berserk Barry IV, seen any dark lords recently?

Maximum D&D achieved.

Elector_Nerdlingen fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Mar 23, 2019

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:
A character in my current AL game is named Lightning McHugeBeef and we have deep, deep lore established for him.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
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AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

I have definitely played a wizard named chunk beefplank who upon death got replaced by his adopted gnome brother chip beefplank.

Gharbad the Weak
Feb 23, 2008

This too good for you.

Malpais Legate posted:

My latest campaign I got my players to design the cultures their characters came from.

I played a game where the world composed of highly militaristic birdmen, sentient plant international merchant diplomat assassins, dragons that were literally landmasses, skeletons who just decided not to die, and imps who were magically embodied concepts.

Let your players make up poo poo, it's a ride.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Numlock posted:

Yeah they were serious names.

He refused to believe that “Rambeau” was a real name and thought I was trying to name the character “ Ram butt”

Is this your DM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!
I named my character from CoS Vindaloo T. Buckshank.

My current Dwarf Paladin is Bobson Battlebeard.

I had a DM give me naming rights to a thieves guild in Stars Without Number.. so I named it Haastaag Svvag.

Silly names are part of the game. Also, just show him a picture of Monica Rambeau from the avengers.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Yeah, that's not a name people are going to have trouble with as of last week.

Well, I could easily see someone who already has trouble with it refusing to see that movie, actually, so...

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



In the 90s, before his first ever game, one of my friends wrote "Conan Rambo" in the name box, asked what alignment meant, listened as far as "like personality and political..." then went "ok cool" and wrote Conan/Rambo there too, getting it on a level I've only ever seen a handful of times.

E:

PicklePants posted:

Silly names are part of the game.
They kinda are, yeah. My current game has a Lord Garreth Barrington "Grievous Bodily" Harmsworth (rogue, "Garry", or "Lord Harmsworth") and an Earl Edward Woodward, Warden of Edwardswood Wood (paladin, "Ed", or "Warden"). My guy's Pyotr Prosehammer, poet laureate (bard, just-call-me-Pyotr, and very obviously not any sort of spy or assassin or anything like that). Game's not particularly lighthearted in tone, but obviously we're not trying to carefully do an epic pseudohistorical novel in game form either.

Elector_Nerdlingen fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Mar 24, 2019

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Our DM let us name our first few npcs. We have Fumbles, Wigglytits, and Rumham

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



RC Cola posted:

Our DM let us name our first few npcs. We have Fumbles, Wigglytits, and Rumham

you can't just use pokemon names that's not fair

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Infinite Karma posted:

Hell, a 100 or 200 or 400 year old elf might have a completely vanilla name that just sounds crazy because that's old as hell. Plenty of English names from the 1600s would easily sound like jokes too, in 2019.

I went with a 16th century style horatory name for a wizard I made. Her parents called her Grace-of-the-Light-Behind-The-Sun, a name she found deeply embarrasing and told no one about.

Meanwhile the group I DM features a Dragonborn sailor inventively called "Salty", and an elf who's art looked so much like Sean Bean that he's now officially "Boromears".

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I've got a Dwarf named Gote Wellington ready to go.

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!

Numlock posted:

So am I totally out of line here for wanting to name a thief character “Django Speedwagon” or a paladin “Gaston Martel-rambeau”?? How are these any different than a random mouth noise elf name?

I got told no silly names by the dm (who’s apparently never heard of France) and so I just left the table as I was certain he was trying to piss me off.

Name your character Baston and see what happens

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day
https://twitter.com/awfulfantasy/status/595364160587730945

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

One of my players is a bard/barbarian luchador and his name is :
San Juan María Juárez Del Mundo Obregón Guadalupe Villa Vicente Zapata II, Conquistador del Los Espíritus, El Invencible, El Cantador, El Luchador, El Número Uno.

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Nasgate
Jun 7, 2011
Mei Mei and Neega are two names in the PHB for Christ's sake.

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