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KiteAuraan posted:Me am have spirit vision last moon. Vision say put dried mammoth in feet covers, in honor of Hulg Hagan, hero of battle time. me am think vision must foretell utopian future
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KiteAuraan posted:Me am have spirit vision last moon. Vision say put dried mammoth in feet covers, in honor of Hulg Hagan, hero of battle time. Me also have same-like vision, but spirits say make canoe out of mammoth meat. Me nearly complete meat-canoe when sabertooth attack. Hope spirits not take vengeance.
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Mar 22, 2019 08:40
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Try rubbing manhood with hand, it make fertility magic.
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Mar 22, 2019 08:40
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do you hunt in own cave op
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Mar 22, 2019 08:51
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first you take long fruit, use stick to remove middle and eat. get mud. put mud in tube. put dick in tube. not need fee-males anymore!
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Mar 22, 2019 10:07
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Me have running joke with friends. 'What if lightning really Sky and Earth rutting!?' But friend Dagg get all horny from joke and take things way too far. Dagg tell weird stories about Sky and Earth rutting. Tell them all the time. Then he say Sky and Earth make babies, and some babies scary, and then some baby cut sky's penis off! Dagg ex-friend now. Dagg too weird.
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Mar 22, 2019 10:15
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Hello, friend tribesman. Me tell you about great chieftain Ronpol, him say, club your elders.
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Mar 22, 2019 10:18
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When put meat on bread, why other tribe put crushed red fruit? Put yellow seed. No ruin meat and bread.
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Mar 22, 2019 10:26
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You like bad type cave paint big eyes kill self
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Mar 22, 2019 10:31
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:You like bad type cave paint big eyes kill self this but not ironic
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Mar 22, 2019 10:37
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New toy has wrong type rock.
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Mar 22, 2019 10:41
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Rust Martialis posted:Hello, friend tribesman. Me tell you about great chieftain Ronpol, him say, club your elders. me also hear of ronpol him say want make gold forbidden
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Mar 22, 2019 10:52
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:this but not ironic
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Mar 22, 2019 11:20
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Can sharp rocks be too sharp? Is children safe?! Be sure to listen when I yell answer from mountain at sunset!
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Mar 22, 2019 11:34
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me hear of dance from noisy wave transmitter call glitchy robot think sound fun
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Mar 22, 2019 11:37
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In science news: Tribe's Guy-who-eat-weird-thing-to-see-if-safe dead from making GBS threads too much again. Stinky big thing on beach probably not safe, but research ongoing.
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Mar 22, 2019 11:53
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BREAKTHROUGH! Brine also make olives edible. No have to use pee anymore.
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Mar 22, 2019 12:00
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:BREAKTHROUGH! Big shaman discovered pee stored in balls.
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Mar 22, 2019 12:06
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me know piss tape real
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Mar 22, 2019 12:19
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Splicer posted:this stonic age me laugh very hard
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Mar 22, 2019 12:24
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(USER LOCKED INSIDE CAVE FOR POST)
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Mar 22, 2019 12:42
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my tribesman have u try lick magic rock?
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Mar 22, 2019 12:45
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me got many shiny rocks from chief today for touching magic stone a lot, great. but wife trade shiny rocks for eating. now my belly full but shiny rocks gone
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Mar 22, 2019 14:20
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Lord Stimperor posted:me got many shiny rocks from chief today for touching magic stone a lot, great. but wife trade shiny rocks for eating. now my belly full but shiny rocks gone Wife bad; should am cut from life.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:59
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Me have running joke with friends. 'What if lightning really Sky and Earth rutting!?' Lot people talking about dagg now, seem worry. Care about dagg story more than real spirits me not sure what do about it
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Mar 22, 2019 15:06
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*shits self*
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Mar 22, 2019 15:32
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Someone ask me if me have stairs in cave. Me not know what is "stairs". In cave me have fertility idol and leaves.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:41
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stairs just broken ramp, it not get popular
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Mar 22, 2019 15:43
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Rong Paug for chieftan in 12th winter
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Pththya-lyi posted:Guys, I just found out having sex can make you get pregnant Followed by the invention of the im gay post
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Mar 22, 2019 16:58
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Do not poo poo where eat, Dag. All cavepeople know this. Not good for you to try mate with member of own hunting party. What if mating not go well- what of hunting party? You not find other hunting party, Dag. You not even good member of current party. Ugga not be interested in you anyways, Dag have weak offspring and everyone know this.
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Mar 22, 2019 17:36
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me am go outside find cool bug
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Mar 22, 2019 17:40
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Me friend spend all day watching fire. Him no even get up go poo poo. Him poo poo in foot cover! Him call it poo poo-covering.
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Mar 22, 2019 18:19
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I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of everything more than ten miles from village.
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Mar 22, 2019 18:25
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No, megalodon am smooth. Megalodon am smooth wolf cub. Me make funny! Megalodon smooth tiger cub.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:51
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Me husband ate big pile poison berries and melt in sun Still berries left over, you think good eat?
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Mar 22, 2019 20:32
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Me like different foods than you! You bad person! Me spend rest of day telling you about food!
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Mar 22, 2019 21:10
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Am have .slab for Bonk Big Trip? Me dig deep in cavenet find nothing 
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Mar 22, 2019 21:11
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of everything more than ten miles from village. (throws my spear at the witch)
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Me am modern caveman. Me get pebble watch.
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