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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
How me invest me rocks?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You give big rock, me give you pebble every round moon. Compound interest!

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
hyar rtubf B WZOWEUNWBR RI AWW UD AGUDRUBF NT DUBFWEA ICWE IBW JWT RII UD UR Njwa rKJ KUJW xCWNb.

just trying an experiment to see if shifting my fingers one key over would make me sound like a caveman. (I hitcapslock a few times)

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
agedazageda

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Dragon cave paintings getting bad since Gurm stop making. In me opinion drawings no good without fat man doing.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
me just hear eeya-shaman finish him god-talking and tell him dreams to elders. me bet god-talk say no maka-chief smile at rus clan. maka-chief before say "rus clan take bitter-woman wordsticks!" how that not make smile at rus?! him bAD MAKA-CHIEF! NOTHING MATTER!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Uncle Enzo posted:

Do not poo poo where eat
Wait wait wait what?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
remember time when Dale fall to mad cow and his pride was showing even when great bird claim his spirit-self?

good time. best joke Dale ever do.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Splicer posted:

Wait wait wait what?

ahahaha


OMFG FURRY posted:

remember time when Dale fall to mad cow and his pride was showing even when great bird claim his spirit-self?

good time. best joke Dale ever do.




HAHAHA


Me am return from hunt again! This time we get whole herd :smuggo:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I think I'll rest for a few minutes on this glacier

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

These loving Neanderthals! I speak 3 languages, 3! Why am I still cleaning the goddamn poop from the cave? I figured out fire! And still all the women go with Gror instead of me, just because he can hunt. It’s obvious that sedentary life is the future, we can’t continue traveling like idiots all the time!

*Gror walks by, slaps me upside the head, everyone laughs*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Me am tired, glacier sound good but me think bog better

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Anyone go all way back of cave yet? ALL way back? Me wonder...

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
Chief get berry, Ogg get stone,
That why Ogg poo poo on chief throne

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
please not another cave painting about sling safety

take it to shout and argue

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
can not believe me still deal with this in year of 0000

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*Is wearing the finest giant sloth fur vest and loincloth*

Caddie, my people-bonking club, please.

Are you stupid?! This is my neanderthal-bonking club! You can plainly see the rougher wood texture and plain leather grip. What do I pay you for?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Me no know about you, but me like mammoth blood on me cooked meat.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
eugh what next put yellow fruit on seed mash??

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

my tribesman have u try lick magic rock?

grunt out loud

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Me want Lowtragg bring back elk heft chieftain talk firepit, regular chieftain talk firepit not good or fun.

YES, ME AM AWARE GREAT POOHBAH'S WARRIOR SHAMAN COME HERE AND SCREAM AT LOWTRAGG FOR TWO MOONS ABOUT ELK HEFT CHIEFTAIN TALK FIREPIT AND HOW IT DISRESPECTS POOHBAH. ME NOT CARE!

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
oh poo poo it's a wendigo what do

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
smash mouth didn't eat the eggums; rip his arms off.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
smash mouth... need mouth smash :toughguy:

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Valko posted:

hyar rtubf B WZOWEUNWBR RI AWW UD AGUDRUBF NT DUBFWEA ICWE IBW JWT RII UD UR Njwa rKJ KUJW xCWNb.

Orange-haired cheiftan??

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
oh please not draw klurf on cave wall

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

oh please not draw klurf on cave wall

*paint big thingie on klurf middle of legs; loud high scream heard six caves away*

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



me exile wallpainter neanderthalstomper58. me first start listen to pink shaman teachings when 12 winters. by 14 me obsessed with concept of "agriculture" and try to channel it spirit all times. me head workings get very strange and me say things like "plant seed" and "me love making GBS threads in hole in ground" for many moons. me very fearful, see dark spirits in corners of cave, very bad juju. me now have trepanation hole. me always wonder what "sedentary culture" about, me think it spirit world coming into meat world, what shamans say is cause of blood madness. me tell all who listen to pink shaman be careful, for that mean dark spirit may possess you.

peace.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Sorry, me only remember man of the sea.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sea peoples not cave men

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

SardonicTyrant posted:

Sorry, me only remember man of the sea.

Child get shaman spell, feel bad! -- SOUL POISON! (many example it happen!)

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


me am love me strange son that walk with ancestors.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

redm posted:

oh poo poo it's a wendigo what do

ask if he have "stairs" in his cave, after that club him

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
Set up two neanderthal girls with big leaves in cave. Make air move, cooler in cave. Fall asleep with air move even tho some say too dangerous.

Me am wake up dead! drat you Coreeah shamans!

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Middle of week? Good thing seasons not exist.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Weather shaman say it get cold because campfire anger gods. But today it warm haha! Me make bigger than usual campfire.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Grevling posted:

Weather shaman say it get cold because campfire anger gods. But today it warm haha! Me make bigger than usual campfire.

Mammoth herds sure are thin this winter

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Has anyone in cave spoil cavevengers ending? Do they get big buffalo????

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Why no one not say what I say and no thing else?

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