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forkboy84 posted:https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528 Found her resignation letter:
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 22:42 |
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BioMe posted:What happens when it comes down to bribing hobos off the street once there's no one else left willing to be a minister? if no one's willing to serve in the government but there's still not a majority for no confidence then the uk would just be straight up a failed state fit only for un intervention and forced regime change
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 22:42 |
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i know england isnt france but havent they had some prior experience with angry mobs storming the palace and gently encouraging the head of government to resign there has to be some 500 year old precedent like the one that was cited last week
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 22:50 |
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Hexyflexy posted:Found her resignation letter:
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 22:51 |
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Kurtofan posted:when will america intervene Oh yeah baby Elliot Abrams is starting to get some Grave Humanitarian Concerns about the lack of paramilitaries and all the un-bombed square miles in that country
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:11 |
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It's cool that this is the exact reason to have a no confidence vote but they can't do that because they're scared of losing an election so they gotta whine at her to quit lmao
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:17 |
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Kurtofan posted:when will america intervene The UK has oil?!
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:23 |
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AnoHito posted:The UK has oil?! yeah in the North sea, it's not exactly a secret.
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:24 |
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JFairfax posted:yeah in the North sea, it's not exactly a secret. that’ll just be Scotland though shortly
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:29 |
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the ministers that are rebelling are the ones that want no deal on the 29th right?
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:29 |
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hobbesmaster posted:the ministers that are rebelling are the ones that want no deal on the 29th right? yes, but the rebellion is just them texting theresa mays husband
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:31 |
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My life is so successful I've got everything a man could ever need. Got a thousand-dollar haircut And I even have a talkshow on TV. And I know I should be happy, but instead There's a question I can't get out of my head. What's the meaning of Brexit? It's killing me that no one knows Why it was chosen 33 months ago. Why did they do the Brexit? Why would they raise the stakes so high Completely without knowing where We'd be today? When I make my jalapeños Calamari and prosciutto I'm the king! My wife applaud(s) me in the kitchen When I tell her all I bought is from the local store (And) When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone She gives me a smile Then she plays with my balls (But?) All I think of is Brexit I think about it when I dream The biggest poo poo that I have ever seen What's the purpose of Brexit? A giant banker give away Or a plot to bring back the IRA? Brexit! Brexit! Lots of chuds in a row! They were 25 stone each chud, my friend But amazingly they got them all to vote in the end And they moved it (Brexit!) And they dragged it (Brexit!) And they approved it 52 to 48! - Heeey (52 to 48!) What's the deal with Brexit? (Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal) You should have left a tiny hint When you voted for this loving pile of poo poo! (Who the... ) Who the gently caress does a Brexit? (gently caress does a Brexit?) Two Tory guys wondering what to do Who just said: "Dude, let's gently caress a pig or two!" I would give anything to know About the Brexit Yeah, I would give all I have to give Would you give them your car? (Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car What car do you drive? Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic! Not from the UK! Never mind the car, let's talk about the poo poo What poo poo is that again? It's the Brexit, it's the Brexit! God, it is the greatest poo poo of all! What's the meaning of Brexit?
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:36 |
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sorry, I've been distracted by American politics for the past couple days. Is it looking like May is going to be able to get her deal through Parliament now with the delay?
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:42 |
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oh no, let's get as low as the floor goes May resigns, by force, and Boris Johnson gets in. he submits a deal and it's ten times worse and May is lauded as a second Thatcher for holding her ground in the face of Parliament
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:46 |
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Gripweed posted:sorry, I've been distracted by American politics for the past couple days. Is it looking like May is going to be able to get her deal through Parliament now with the delay? no and there's not really any reason to think she'll be allowed to try Victory Position posted:oh no, let's get as low as the floor goes they don't have any force they're just texting her husband and calling it a coup. there's no other deal, it's this or nothing. this is bad for brexit.
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:47 |
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Spangly A posted:no and there's not really any reason to think she'll be allowed to try Oh well, at least the delay means that everybody gets another week or so where they don't have to think about Brexit
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:48 |
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Squizzle posted:what is brexit brexit mean brek poo poo
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:52 |
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hobbesmaster posted:that’ll just be Scotland though shortly Scotland gonna get the Panama treatment
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:52 |
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Squalid posted:Scotland gonna get the Panama treatment And England is going to get ignored like the countries next to Panama
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:54 |
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Squalid posted:Scotland gonna get the Panama treatment Great Scotland Canal opens only to be immediately rendered un-navigable by thousands of tons of discarded buckfast bottles
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# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:56 |
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I just saw The Favourite and lol it's just such a perfect film for the UK right now
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 00:01 |
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Attorney at Funk posted:if no one's willing to serve in the government but there's still not a majority for no confidence then the uk would just be straight up a failed state fit only for un intervention and forced regime change *US invades Scotland instead because oil*
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 00:02 |
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Lord of Pie posted:*US invades Scotland instead because oil* I'm sure we can achieve a diplomatic solution revolving around our shared love of deep frying
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 00:18 |
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https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/1109186772192411649
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 00:24 |
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Shear Modulus posted:i know england isnt france but havent they had some prior experience with angry mobs storming the palace and gently encouraging the head of government to resign how about just cutting their heads off and giving the commonwealth a second go
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 01:09 |
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HerraS posted:how about just cutting their heads off and giving the commonwealth a second go Hey, 400 yo precedent!
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:05 |
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This is all gonna make one he'll of a horrible histories episode
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:09 |
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forkboy84 posted:https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528 why would they want her gone now, wouldn't it be better for them to be doing this after brexit so they could pin all the blame on her
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:21 |
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If you want no deal to happen and want May to take all the blame, the best thing to do would be to launch a half-assed coup so everyone knows you were very serious about trying to do something.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:24 |
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Goon Danton posted:If you want no deal to happen and want May to take all the blame, the best thing to do would be to launch a half-assed coup so everyone knows you were very serious about trying to do something. in that case it's be hilarious if she actually did resign then
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:26 |
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So on the one hand May gets to be the new Neville Chamberlain, deposed because all parties are tired of his poo poo and then bojo tries to get the CHUDs to revolt because their party will be annihilated in a election
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:44 |
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i don't think there's actually any mechanism left for the tories to get rid of May, they're only allowed one failed confidence vote in the party leader per year and they blew their shot
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:46 |
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Goon Danton posted:If you want no deal to happen and want May to take all the blame, the best thing to do would be to launch a half-assed coup so everyone knows you were very serious about trying to do something. jesus christ this is actually what's happening isn't it
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:46 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:i don't think there's actually any mechanism left for the tories to get rid of May, they're only allowed one failed confidence vote in the party leader per year and they blew their shot No formal mechanism. Her biggest detractors are apparently considering holding a formally non-binding confidence vote, though, which would be hilarious when she ignores it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 03:01 |
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Is the Tory conference vote bindingly whippable if a parliamentary confidence vote (or a motion calling for one) comes up? And can the party enforce even three-line whipping on it, given its failure to do so a few days ago? Plausible deniability is of course the plausible explanation, but.
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 03:18 |
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it's time for regime change in the UK Theresa May must go
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 03:32 |
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Good lord Side note: if you or someone you know is an attractive woman between 20-30 I will entertain offers of marriage to escape the increasingly sarcastically named UK
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 03:32 |
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Mandoric posted:Is the Tory conference vote bindingly whippable if a parliamentary confidence vote (or a motion calling for one) comes up? And can the party enforce even three-line whipping on it, given its failure to do so a few days ago? Well she can try to whip for whatever she wants but yeah cabinet ministers are defying three line whips and the chief of staff is telling them it's nbd so good luck to her on that
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# ? Mar 24, 2019 03:36 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:all this just to pretend England still wants Northern Ireland lmao Prime Minister Nearly a Century Ago: Bloody hell! This is getting frustrating with these terrorist attacks! I'd do ANYTHING to keep our hands on that island in any way! The monkey's paw curls.
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