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tuna
Jul 17, 2003

Darchangel posted:

Fender vents. Why in the *gently caress* did fender vents have to creep onto a Jeep?

Apparently they were added because, if you've ever driven a Wrangler before, driving at highway speeds it literally looks like the hood is going to tear itself off of the latches and fly away. The vents are there to add a bit more airflow to reduce that (although I'm not sure how much that would really effect it - they also just added stronger hood latches).

Fender vents are also present on FJ40's and they look very awesome on those.

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Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
Confirmed LONEWLF has no truck nutz. So he's all right in my book, steadily on his way to the other thread.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Dave Inc. posted:

Confirmed LONEWLF has no truck nutz. So he's all right in my book, steadily on his way to the other thread.

Sounds like time to shine and be the neighborhood ambassador. Bring over a couple beers and you can be part of the wolf pack.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Buy LONEWLF an account. Be that neighbor.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


MetaJew posted:

Buy LONEWLF an account. Be that neighbor.

Does LONEWLF look like the kind of guy who would post on a dead gay internet forum?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


$20 says he owns a 3 wolf moon shirt.

Edit: It still counts if he owns it "ironically."

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Finger Prince posted:

Does LONEWLF look like the kind of guy who would post on a dead gay internet forum?

If he is gay, wolf has a different meaning that isn't necessarily congruent with his truck decorations.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Finger Prince posted:

Does LONEWLF look like the kind of guy who would post on a dead gay internet forum?

Dave Inc. posted:

He's a middle-aged, well dressed black gentleman. I don't think he listens to Skynyrd nor owns tacticool gear. :iiam:


:shrug:

Having just been on a flight with a white, bearded dude in 5.11 tacticool gear with some white supremacist/neo Nazis and symbols on his MOLLE backpack, I was quick to assume that LONEWLF was also a terrorist. I'm happy to be corrected.

Edit: This isn't the place for discussion, but is this something you should point out to the airline employees or TSA if the symbols are subtle or less commonly recognized? In this case it was the "schwarze sonne" or black sun.

MetaJew fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Mar 23, 2019

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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its harder to guess who drives trucks like that but if its a dodge ram with bullnose scoops modded onto the hood they almost certainly speak spanish regardless of race

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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MetaJew posted:

Edit: This isn't the place for discussion, but is this something you should point out to the airline employees or TSA if the symbols are subtle or less commonly recognized? In this case it was the "schwarze sonne" or black sun.

even if he walks onto the plane with a swastika and hitler mustache you're better off just clowning him yourself by simply asking him about it in public rather than whisper some sketchy poo poo to a flight attendant who hears this kind of stuff at least once per shift

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Thief posted:

its harder to guess who drives trucks like that but if its a dodge ram with bullnose scoops modded onto the hood they almost certainly speak spanish regardless of race

Checks out, kinda: drive Ram without hood scoops and can barely speak Spanish.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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how's this for terrible trukkk stuff:



sorry for the blurry snapshot but that is indeed a pwnisher skull with the TRD logo inside of it because it doesn't count unless you have at least 5 emblems visible from any angle

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Thief posted:

because it doesn't count unless you have at least 5 emblems visible from any angle

The first thing I did when getting my Coupe / Tiburon was to completely debadge the thing. Even though it's a top end V6 with a bunch of options I just hate a bunch of lovely fonts and bad kerning screwing the the lines of any vehicle.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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considering it is 2019 i may be squandering my last chance to ever post this car again in the other thread but i came across this the other day and thought you might like it. may very well be the cleanest Tiburon on earth right now:

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Alighieri posted:

Had a co-worker get an Infiniti QX35 or w/e the largest one is called. The dealer had to replace the entire transmission when the side mirrors stopped tilting down when shifting into reverse. Mind-boggling design both exterior looks and internal mechanical/electrical.

Why would the mirrors tilt down when you shift into reverse anyway? I've never even heard of this.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


fakeaccount posted:

Why would the mirrors tilt down when you shift into reverse anyway? I've never even heard of this.

So you can't see the little kid laying right underneath your tire

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




fakeaccount posted:

Why would the mirrors tilt down when you shift into reverse anyway? I've never even heard of this.

So you can see the curb while parallel parking. I used to do it manually all the time back in the day.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


It's one of those little things that once you use it, you'll never be able to go back

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

fakeaccount posted:

Why would the mirrors tilt down when you shift into reverse anyway? I've never even heard of this.

Because all the Euro Premium brands have this as a coding option since the 90s and not having it while its entirely a software feature is pretty dumb. also lol at Infinity somehow tying that to a new automatic gearbox. The thruth is propably that they burried the reverse switch somehwere in the CVT and *just Nissan Things* dont offer any CVT repairs and instead throw out the entire Transmission.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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Goober Peas posted:

It's one of those little things that once you use it, you'll never be able to go back

i thought this till i got an automatic and started leaning on my elbow to elevate my whole body and look down the mirror because somehow thats faster and easier lol

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jonny Nox posted:

So you can see the curb while parallel parking. I used to do it manually all the time back in the day.

See, I don't need this, because I have a functioning neck.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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poo poo nowadays those rear view cams are so common you can just line up with the license plate behind you

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Because they're federally mandated? 'Cause of the 0.2 children a year who get backed over.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

fakeaccount posted:

See, I don't need this, because I have a functioning neck.

Look at this guy who hasn't driven a modern car with high belt lines.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Elviscat posted:

Because they're federally mandated? 'Cause of the 0.2 children a year who get backed over.

More than a thousand deaths and serious injuries a year, just for the record.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeuv8qbsxmM&t=299s

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

MetaJew posted:

Look at this guy who hasn't driven a modern car with high belt lines.

99 is my cutoff point, I don't want to drive anything newer than that.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Jonny Nox posted:

So you can see the curb while parallel parking. I used to do it manually all the time back in the day.

More just for parking spots. It probably doesn't make sense if you're used to American sized spots built for F1050 Mega Duty pickups, but if you're backing in to euro/UK sized spots where you've got maybe 6 inches either side of the line, the tippy mirrors make sense.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


fakeaccount posted:

99 is my cutoff point, I don't want to drive anything newer than that.

That's gonna be real hard real soon as all of those cars go away save for the collectable ones.

Also, cars newer than that are significantly better built, safer, more reliable, more efficient and faster. So yeah.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

KillHour posted:


Also, cars newer than that are significantly better built, safer, more reliable, more efficient and faster. So yeah.


This isn't automotive sanity here pal.
Most of us probably don't give a poo poo about any of the above, except maybe the fast part.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I want a fast fun car but I kind of don't want to die suffer a lifetime debilitating injury in an offset head on collision or rollover. :shrug:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MetaJew posted:

I want a fast fun car but I kind of don't want to die suffer a lifetime debilitating injury in an offset head on collision or rollover. :shrug:

What are your thoughts on innocent bystanders? Because Mustangs are pretty quick.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Just rely on the same thing that motorcycles do, don't get hit. Duh

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Finger Prince posted:

More just for parking spots. It probably doesn't make sense if you're used to American sized spots built for F1050 Mega Duty pickups, but if you're backing in to euro/UK sized spots where you've got maybe 6 inches either side of the line, the tippy mirrors make sense.

Or parallel parking. The dippy mirror helps me get up close to the curb without fear of curbing the gently caress out of my wheels.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Finger Prince posted:

More just for parking spots. It probably doesn't make sense if you're used to American sized spots built for F1050 Mega Duty pickups, but if you're backing in to euro/UK sized spots where you've got maybe 6 inches either side of the line, the tippy mirrors make sense.

no amount of mirrors will make parking in these streets fun



but: my car doesn't have many extras but one of them is parking sensors and that is such a loving blissful invention so i really hope to eventually get those mirrors

Lord Stimperor fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Mar 24, 2019

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Using my mom's truck once in a while with the back-up camera, and it really is a nice thing to have when you need every last inch to get into a tight parallel parking spot.

At one point i want to rig the car up with a back-up camera that works with a dashcam.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
I borrowed a mates van a couple of days to take some stuff to the recycling station, and it had neither a rear window or a backup camera. I also parallel park daily since my garage is full of motorcycles and assorted crap.

So I dug out my horribly underused GoPro along with its suction cup mount and when it was time to park the van, I mounted the GoPro on the back door and used to live preview in the app as an ad hoc backup camera.

Infinotize
Sep 5, 2003

Anyone who lives in a place where parallel parking is normal loves dippy mirrors and every car should have them. I know everyone in AI is a pro that drifts their car perfectly into a parallel spot, but lol you can't see your wheel/curb through any car and if you have to parallel enough times and especially if you have low profile tires with rims that stick out past your tire, it's only a matter of time before you curb the poo poo out of your wheels.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

The last dash cam that I installed was one that clipped over the rear view so it had a nice big screen. It also toggled between front and rear view just by swiping the screen. Definitely getting one like that for my next one. It wasn't even worth hooking it to the backup light wire.

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Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

It's kinda funny how tank-like cars with small windows make it necessary to have parking sensors and cameras, and those in term enable manufacturers to make cars more tank-like

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