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Violator posted:I was listening to the Battlefield Earth episode and they had some jokes that made me remember a kids show from the 90s where it was some kind of contest with a maze and a giant stone head or something. Anyone know what I’m talking about? It may have been a time challenge you had to make it through or an obstacle course and I think the giant head talked. Legends of the Hidden Temple
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Violator posted:I was listening to the Battlefield Earth episode and they had some jokes that made me remember a kids show from the 90s where it was some kind of contest with a maze and a giant stone head or something. Anyone know what I’m talking about? It may have been a time challenge you had to make it through or an obstacle course and I think the giant head talked. Legends of the Hidden Temple; the talking head was named Olmec (voiced by Frank Welker's discount alternative, Dee Bradley Baker). Edit: Beaten
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Mar 26, 2019 17:55
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The Shrine of the Sillllver Monkeey!
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Mar 26, 2019 17:56
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How come nobody could ever put the monkey together? It had 3 pieces!
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Mar 26, 2019 17:59
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:How come nobody could ever put the monkey together? It had 3 pieces! Spoken like a human who has never disassembled a monkey.
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Mar 26, 2019 18:02
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:How come nobody could ever put the monkey together? It had 3 pieces! That show was famous for basically being fixed. Every once in a blue moon, they'd let kids actually win, but for the most part they just straight up couldn't. What's that? You guys are making it far into the temple? Boom, random guard bursts out of the wall and you're screwed. If they decided ahead of time you were going to lose, they had 10 different ways of making it happen. Wins were extremely rare, and just there so kids would think they had a chance. They didn't. Still love Olmec, though. And, growing up in Central FL, basically every kid in school knew someone who had been on it (even if they rarely made it past that first water challenge).
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Mar 26, 2019 18:05
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thrawn527 posted:That show was famous for basically being fixed. Every once in a blue moon, they'd let kids actually win, but for the most part they just straight up couldn't. What's that? You guys are making it far into the temple? Boom, random guard bursts out of the wall and you're screwed. If they decided ahead of time you were going to lose, they had 10 different ways of making it happen. Wins were extremely rare, and just there so kids would think they had a chance. They didn't. I always remember that their prizes were ridiculously cheap as hell too Nestle's Quick is the one that stands out.
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Mar 26, 2019 18:11
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If your team didn’t collect the full two medals in the first half before going into the temple you were hosed since that was the only way to avoid the temple guards
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Mar 26, 2019 18:21
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Were there different mazes than the Aztec looking vertical one? The show I’m thinking of had a horizontal maze that was laid out on the floor, but the walls were all tall stone I think.
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Mar 26, 2019 18:26
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Found it, Masters of the Maze. The talking head was actually four heads that asked educational questions to get by. Looks like it was more education based than physical.
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Mar 26, 2019 18:28
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thrawn527 posted:That show was famous for basically being fixed. Every once in a blue moon, they'd let kids actually win, but for the most part they just straight up couldn't. What's that? You guys are making it far into the temple? Boom, random guard bursts out of the wall and you're screwed. If they decided ahead of time you were going to lose, they had 10 different ways of making it happen. Wins were extremely rare, and just there so kids would think they had a chance. They didn't. Now I want to see a remake of Quiz Show but it's about Nickelodeon rigging all their shows.
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Mar 26, 2019 19:17
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One of the earlier memes I remember was a ytmnd called How To Find The Clitoris and it was the talking head from Legend of the Hidden Temple narrating how to get through the dungeon lmao.
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Mar 26, 2019 19:23
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Cael posted:ONLY NINETIES KIDS WILL KNOW Because unlike now, I wasn't sitting at home watching TV on Friday nights?
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Mar 26, 2019 19:34
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Elderbean posted:One of the earlier memes I remember was a ytmnd called How To Find The Clitoris and it was the talking head from Legend of the Hidden Temple narrating how to get through the dungeon lmao. Holy poo poo I had to listen to this and it's hilarious.
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Mar 26, 2019 19:45
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:How come nobody could ever put the monkey together? It had 3 pieces! One part was a head the other was its rear end, figure it out Tracy!
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Mar 26, 2019 23:17
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:How come nobody could ever put the monkey together? It had 3 pieces! Serious answer: they always filmed that from an angle because the giant spike through the head part was unwieldy and caught on the pedestal it went into, but ESPECIALLY for shorter kids who have to do it blindly/from below, so that's why everyone begins fumbling on the fucker. They really did rig that final round in every single way they could.
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Mar 26, 2019 23:43
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teen witch posted:There’s a few of us in there as well. Come on in and get The Basement is where we admit that It's Okay to Have Feelings. It's also the one where people aren't still going "lol he look like shrek huehue" a year later. clown shoes posted:I even remember the lyrics to Hi Honey, I'm Home! goddammit. I'm not alone. I wasn't a mistake.
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Mar 27, 2019 04:18
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Steve's it was a good movie referring to Species gave me a lol
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Mar 27, 2019 05:51
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Now I just want a David Paymer month with such classics as Carpool, Payback, Bait, Mighty Joe Young, etc. I know no one else in the world watched this, but there was an early 2000s show called Line of Fire where David Paymer was the lead villain of the whole thing, playing a powerful mafia boss. He was great at it actually, very menacing and evil. A very good example of casting against type. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzu7fCKju1g Tato fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Mar 27, 2019 |
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Mar 27, 2019 12:27
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:The Basement is where we admit that It's Okay to Have Feelings. It's also the one where people aren't still going "lol he look like shrek huehue" a year later. Oh poo poo really? I need to join that one instead then.
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https://twitter.com/NollyNM/status/1110645359271911425
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Mar 27, 2019 19:31
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 Jesus CHRIST, this merger has all sorts of bizarre implications. Hahahahaha holy poo poo  I watched the Twilightmentary last night and just finished the New Moonmentary. These are so goddamn good. These movies have never been more entertaining. I'm excited to have 2 more of these to watch and 1 more coming in the future.
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Holy poo poo, I'm like 35 minutes into the Eclipsementary and they're already SO DRUNK ahahahahaha This is amazing  e: "You know, if anyone wants a refund, just e-mail me, because you're not gonna get it."
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Mar 27, 2019 23:43
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It's amazing how much nothing happens in those movies.
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Mar 28, 2019 00:48
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I really like these old clips of shows they're putting up on Youtube. Just a collection of where their running gags originally came from. You got Bee Movie's GIANT WOMAN fetish guy, and "He look like Shrek."
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Mar 28, 2019 06:06
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God, Striperella sounds so much worse than I remembered. I don't think I saw any of it or Gary the Rat through. Like Stephen, I too was high and enthused to check out the premiere of the Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon. I changed the channel 10 minutes later.
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Mar 28, 2019 17:38
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I'm sorry that happened to any one unfortunate enough to be fooled by such an obviously terrible animation block. MxC was the only halfway decent thing to come out of SpikeTV.
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Fezz posted:I'm sorry that happened to any one unfortunate enough to be fooled by such an obviously terrible animation block. MxC was the only halfway decent thing to come out of SpikeTV. Right you are, Ken.
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Mar 28, 2019 18:34
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Jericho loving owned and I will punch all four of them in the stomachs.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:It's also the one where people aren't still going "lol he look like shrek huehue" a year later. is there one where it's okay to have feelings but i can say he look like shrek because he look like shrek
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Jericho loving owned and I will punch all four of them in the stomachs. These days, Johnny Depp is the poor man's Skeet Ulrich.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Jericho loving owned and I will punch all four of them in the stomachs. In terms of canceled "after the end" shows beginning with J, Jeremiah eats its lunch.
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Mar 29, 2019 00:48
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I need that Marty and Doc one-act play to exist now
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:These days, Johnny Depp is the poor man's Skeet Ulrich. Skeet Ulrich rn looks like Johnny Depp as you remember him but aged gracefully, and Johnny Depp looks like something dredged up from the deep sea
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Fezz posted:I'm sorry that happened to any one unfortunate enough to be fooled by such an obviously terrible animation block. MxC was the only halfway decent thing to come out of SpikeTV. Bringing Ninja Warrior to the US was a really good idea, even if ESPN2 had subbed a similar show a couple years before. And as much as TNA sucked, it did give us some great promos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hclT8KyFBxQ and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-dZGsd2rAY
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If it wasn’t for SpikeTV I wouldn’t be able to watch 18 hours of Bar Rescue a day
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Mar 29, 2019 02:40
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Pablo Nergigante posted:If it wasn’t for SpikeTV I wouldn’t be able to watch 18 hours of Bar Rescue a day same, and I’d rather watch hours of the equally psychotic Bar Rescue or Ink Master over that Waco poo poo that Paramount TV made
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Tato posted:God, Striperella sounds so much worse than I remembered. I don't think I saw any of it or Gary the Rat through. Like Stephen, I too was high and enthused to check out the premiere of the Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon. The animation for Gary the Rat is worse than I remember. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lQ_wM-h7o
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MariusLecter posted:The animation for Gary the Rat is worse than I remember. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lQ_wM-h7o 2003, the year everyone thought animating in Flash was a great idea.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:is there one where it's okay to have feelings but i can say he look like shrek the basement accepts all except nazis, even if they look like shrek. In the basement we all look like shrek
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