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Soricidus posted:crunch time. boss is on vacation No weekend plans, I assume? Well,
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Got no children? You get overtime!
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open fridge, eat whatever, gently caress you
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Twenty minutes go by. ?LOAD ERROR
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Department Wide Vape Club Meeting Outside
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Whoever's driving, can you please mute?
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orange juche posted:That's like three posts, god dammit don't you ever quote stymie again
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Who’s microwaving fish again? God dammit
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Who’s microwaving fish again? God dammit i literally came to post this
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Who actually uses Canadian Multilingual StandardÉ
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flakeloaf posted:Who actually uses Canadian Multilingual StandardÉ Serious response: I know a lot of people who use it (I believe that's the one Mrs. MononcQc uses), though I'm personally on the Canadian French keyboard layout. Now for this thread, one I've had: Decrypting disk requires encrypted keyboard layout
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engineer thinks they are a machinist
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desk covered with funko pop toys
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Mobile Fart Apps? That's Engineering, Baby
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heres the newest design doc revision
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Hard coded preprod dependency in prod
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We're agile, no design document necessary
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cloud migration, owner decided; none consulted
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:We're agile, no design document necessary the code is the design document
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:engineer thinks they are a machinist physicist thinks they are an engineer
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:engineer thinks they are an electrician 
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Soricidus posted:the code is the design document code first, fix later architecture design
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Terrible code, but it's just temporary.
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dependency injection framework: your mom's bed
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fixed bug present since changeset #1 this happened to me today 
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Soricidus posted:dependency injection framework: your mom's bed
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programmer thinks they are an engineer
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scientist thinks they are a programmer
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Soricidus posted:scientist thinks they are a programmer (this works, see also dwarf fortress)
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orange juche posted:That's like three posts, god dammit forgot which thread this was, oops
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goatse engineer? where is the ring?
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Stymie posted:forgot which poster this was, oops
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cant gently caress computer, cum in it
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implement it first, design it later
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design written to match the code
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open office, open communication, open casket
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four thousand people, six toilet stalls
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four thousand programmers, all white men
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diversity: recruit from mit and stanford
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