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Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

quote:

oldpainless

Posted by SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL on July 22, 2018

A poster who graciously endures constant puns around their username:

oldpainless: *discusses thread topic*

hilarious poster: "more like old(topic)less

In the dozens of permutations of this phenomenon there are some genuinely funny zingers, often more about the timing and mastery of the pun and not at the expense of oldpainless themselves.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 08:49

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:41

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Sweet As Sin posted:

my mom made me super self conscious of it when small, so I never smiled. These days I'm super happy, and I also learned to smile for pictures. Took me a lot of practice.

It is an A+++++ smile, will crack wise in attempt to elicit in future.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:10

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Like seriously, all I can find on the general net is a predator reference, but if that's related I'm mystified as to how. Is it a forums injoke?

There is a poster with the screen name oldpainless and when he posts people like to quote him and say "more like old*****less" where ***** relates to his post.

Edit: more like CannonFarTooLate

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:20

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

More like CanonExplainer

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:30

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

testtubebaby has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Feb 9, 2021

# ? Mar 27, 2019 15:45

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Queen Combat posted:

MORE
LIKE
OLD
PAIN
LESS

I'm free from the curse!

More like Queen Curseless!

# ? Mar 27, 2019 16:33

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

zenintrude posted:

I grew a beard and learned I’m getting old

Excellent beard, excellent face, as usual.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 16:37

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

More like Queen Curseless!

Birb friend please do the needful

# ? Mar 27, 2019 16:37

Teach: Mar 28, 2008; Pillbug

zenintrude posted:

I�m getting old

Beats the alternative.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 17:08

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Just mailed back my rings. That was expensive. Anyone wanna buy me lunch? A giant pizza or eight would be GREAT!

I think it is more than time again for some cuteness, what've you got? cats? doggos? birbs? YOUR FACE!

Love you goons.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 17:31

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

zenintrude posted:

I grew a beard and learned I’m getting old

#hairstylegoals

you look very young fyi, the salt n pepper really works with your look

# ? Mar 27, 2019 18:06

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

whoever recommended those glasses deserves an award, they're absolutely perfect in shape and, more importantly, size for your face

anyway here's freebird

# ? Mar 27, 2019 18:06

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

zenintrude posted:

I grew a beard and learned I’m getting old

What's up salt and pepper buddy?

:hfive:

Being blond, I'm more sugar and salt though

# ? Mar 27, 2019 18:56

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

yeesh.

Also, it's almost entirely my fault

oldpainless once posted something, like two years ago, about never dying and Weatherman said 'more like olddeathless amirite :haw:

' so I, being the fool that I am, was amused and joked I'd pay him 'three internet dollars' to follow OPL around doing that for a day

A different poster immediately took me up on the offer and it never stopped

# ? Mar 27, 2019 21:37

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Also, it's almost entirely my fault

oldpainless once posted something, like two years ago, about never dying and Weatherman said 'more like olddeathless amirite ' so I, being the fool that I am, was amused and joked I'd pay him 'three internet dollars' to follow OPL around doing that for a day

A different poster immediately took me up on the offer and it never stopped

More like No Egrets amiright?

# ? Mar 27, 2019 21:39

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

# ? Mar 27, 2019 21:54

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Very emusing, I'm quacking up, have toucans of beer on me!

# ? Mar 27, 2019 22:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Picnic Princess posted:

Very emusing, I'm quacking up, have toucans of beer on me!

Get the flock outa here with those puns.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 22:43

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

This is getting hawkward. But at least you aren't making puns owl by yourself.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 22:59

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

LingcodKilla posted:

More like No Egrets amiright?

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:10

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Here's looking at you, kids.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:10

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Well duck me... I just found out my mom's amazing cat who just figured out how the doggie door worked truly embodied the saying "curiosity killed the cat"

Post cute selfies please?

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:17

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

I'll keep the serendipitous unintentional pun as a way of trying to keep things light

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:27

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

I don't know if this lovely bathroom selfie qualifies as "cute", but I tried!

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:44

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Yes yes it does :unsmith:

What are you studying btw?

# ? Mar 27, 2019 23:55

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Well duck me... I just found out my mom's amazing cat who just figured out how the doggie door worked truly embodied the saying "curiosity killed the cat"

Post cute selfies please?

wait, did your cat just die?

oh my god.

One bottle of wine later, and I see no cute pets. come on! people! ( cute faces though and great puns )

# ? Mar 28, 2019 00:49

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Just me and my old lady. She�s 16. Also doesn�t like the camera.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 00:50

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Aschlafly posted:

I don't know if this lovely bathroom selfie qualifies as "cute", but I tried!

Does your wife have awesome hair too, cuz if she does, you have both ruined my life.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 00:51

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

LingcodKilla posted:

Just me and my old lady. She�s 16. Also doesn�t like the camera.

I love your old lady cat, and you.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 00:51

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Teagan posted:

wait, did your cat just die?

oh my god.

One bottle of wine later, and I see no cute pets. come on! people! ( cute faces though and great puns )

Yeah. We found a huge area covered in his the from an obvious fight for his life. The lack of any tissue strongly suggests coyotes

# ? Mar 28, 2019 01:28

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Oh bummer. I�ve got my eye on some coyotes that visit my property but they run off every time I reach for my rifle. Don�t like having them around my kids.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 01:32

JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Teagan posted:

wait, did your cat just die?

oh my god.

One bottle of wine later, and I see no cute pets. come on! people! ( cute faces though and great puns )

Puppies are cute right?

# ? Mar 28, 2019 01:37

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Teagan posted:

wait, did your cat just die?

oh my god.

One bottle of wine later, and I see no cute pets. come on! people! ( cute faces though and great puns )

If puppers you want, puppers you get!

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:28

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

So cute, so great.

I am also so sorry about your cat

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:45

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Thanks love.

He was the best cat

# ? Mar 28, 2019 02:55

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

I'm so sorry. Here's a cute Enya

And me today, still in pain, still smiling

# ? Mar 28, 2019 03:42

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Sweet As Sin posted:

I'm so sorry. Here's a cute Enya

And me today, still in pain, still smiling

Both adorable as usual

enya looks a bit like my brothers cat, too so that helps

# ? Mar 28, 2019 04:10

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I'm so sorry Watermelon, that's awful

here is Amadeus helping me get ready for work

and Charlemagne helping me make dinner

I do not accomplish any tasks in a timely manner.

if cute anecdotes count, I will add that Charlie has learned my first name. He yells it whenever I'm out of the room and greets me with it when I come over to his cage to say hi. He pronounces it startlingly well.

Meanwhile, nine years together and Ama still seems to think I'm named "Baby." :downs: