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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Neddy Seagoon posted:

loving hell, I don't even get a chance to try to select Run and this random encounter's wiped my party! gently caress this game!

Yeah that's what I liked the most about that picture, it reads like instruction text from a video game.

gently caress, sniped. Here, have a content.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard posted:

AMERICAN MEN ARE UNFIT FOR MARRIED LOVE



Exactly what are you trying to argue here, magazine?

"Don't feel bad for cheating on your wife."

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

Krankenstyle posted:

"Don't feel bad for cheating on your wife."

Ohhhhh. I thought it meant 'All your wives are dancing the horizontal frug with Brycreemed traveling salesmen because you are Losing Virility and have to wear Patented Groinal Hernia Trusses'

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Does "Raped in the black wave of terror" have an olde tyme meaning or

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Samuringa posted:

Does "Raped in the black wave of terror" have an olde tyme meaning or

The original meaning was “kidnap”, but that’s way old tyme.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Krankenstyle posted:

"Don't feel bad for cheating on your wife."

"Go gay - it's the American way"

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009





ah good, glad we got that cleared up

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/elise_dangerous/status/1110544247332261890

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

always in the meme thread

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

DiggityDoink posted:

I'd gently caress that monkey up. I've already fought off 30 four year olds, one monkey couldn't do poo poo.

Say goodbye to your fingers!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Picnic Princess posted:

Say goodbye to your fingers!

Haha holy poo poo

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Roysenotes/status/1110708681681715200?s=19

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The real Dark Souls starts here

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MascotSilence/status/1110645641548648448

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Soiled Meat
Is that a referees-only team, with one ~fabulous~ goalie with a neck injury and an imposter sent out to infiltrate them?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

The real Dark Souls starts here

Wish I still had that quote from that guy who believed a man could totally kill a horse bare-handed because of what he learned rolling in Dark Souls.


EDIT: I mean 'rolling' literally here. Like rolling along the ground.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Wish I still had that quote from that guy who believed a man could totally kill a horse bare-handed because of what he learned rolling in Dark Souls.


EDIT: I mean 'rolling' literally here. Like rolling along the ground.

You don't need your bare hands to kill a horse, just a pothole.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DandyLion posted:

You don't need your bare hands to kill a horse, just a pothole.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

DandyLion posted:

You don't need your bare hands to kill a horse, just a pothole.

or the ability to make a scary sound

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DandyLion posted:

You don't need your bare hands to kill a horse, just a pothole.

https://www.wlwt.com/article/spooked-racing-horse-runs-into-retention-pond-drowns-at-warren-county-racino/26948712

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Soiled Meat
Ripping that horse DEAD with one monster of a fart

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
A guy with a loud voice and a sheet could kill most horses. Just curl up like a ball and then jump up and scream while flapping the sheet and like 90% of horses who saw that would immediately run head first at top speed into the nearest tree. It's the perfect crime.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/jocelynseip/status/1110824099826135040

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

YOU'RE HUGE! I'LL GET UP IN YOUR HUGE GUTS!

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Christ

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

FactsAreUseless posted:

YOU'RE HUGE! I'LL GET UP IN YOUR HUGE GUTS!

DOOMrex brand condoms - when you're not sure if her "Hell portal" might leave you itching, burning, or going BERZERK

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This has to be satire. Fundies don't know what gunpla is.

They got me on Halloween, music, art, photography, and not going to church. My sins are many, but they are boring.

Gunpla Gunpla doopity doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dixville posted:

Gunpla Gunpla doopity doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
I don't like the look of it

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Netflix's Snow Crash lookin' terrible.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Maybe its a bunch of sandwich boxes stacked neatly with extra packets of parmesan cheese for all :colbert:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fuckin SWEET

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/1111030204846301184?s=19

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