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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

hawowanlawow posted:

my uncle had a ridgeback, and it was an awesome dog

his landlord came into his house while he was out once and the dog backed the guy into a corner and kept him there for like five hours, lol

My mom had a Main Coon that could do that. His name was Max and he was an rear end in a top hat. My mom brushed him because of his nappy fur and has the scars to proove it. She wasn't even mad, just considered it part of owning a giant, jerk cat.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

hawowanlawow posted:

my uncle had a ridgeback, and it was an awesome dog

his landlord came into his house while he was out once and the dog backed the guy into a corner and kept him there for like five hours, lol

Very good dog

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I used to work at doggy day care. Once a mastiff (I think) and a ridgeback had a disagreement. The mastiff clamped around the ridgeback's neck and pinned it down. It took four of us to break them up. They weren't even fighting because that would have been bad.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The Ape of Naples posted:

I used to work at doggy day care. Once a mastiff (I think) and a ridgeback had a disagreement. The mastiff clamped around the ridgeback's neck and pinned it down. It took four of us to break them up. They weren't even fighting because that would have been bad.

The idea of dogs disagreeing makes me giggle.

"...and I'm saying the philosophy of Kant is naught but a flimsy justification of his own prejudice and bigotry! To him the highest moral value is to be human, and yet he failed to recognize humanity in his fellow man!"

"I do not deny that Kant was a troubled man with backwards and, frankly, troubling opinions on race, culture, et al, but to disregard an entire body of work based upon the flaws of the man who created it despite the kernels of truth hidden within is ignorance writ large!"

"BARK BARK BARK"

"ARF ARF ARF"

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Screaming Idiot posted:

The idea of dogs disagreeing makes me giggle.

"...and I'm saying the philosophy of Kant is naught but a flimsy justification of his own prejudice and bigotry! To him the highest moral value is to be human, and yet he failed to recognize humanity in his fellow man!"

"I do not deny that Kant was a troubled man with backwards and, frankly, troubling opinions on race, culture, et al, but to disregard an entire body of work based upon the flaws of the man who created it despite the kernels of truth hidden within is ignorance writ large!"

"BARK BARK BARK"

"ARF ARF ARF"
Where I live I used to have two neighbours with dogs. One is a Jack Russel called Hercules and the little poo poo barks at anything.



The other was a Red Heeler called Sparkle and is up there as one of the most awesome dogs it's been my pleasure to know.



When I moved in and did the "Oh, what's over that fence..?" thing Sparkle nearly jumped to full fence height and nearly bit my face off. It took me six month's to realise that she actually lived there and hadn't been just a guest. Was the perfect neighbour dog. Quiet... no fuss. I found she lived there when her owner got a job and Sparkle would get lonely and howl a little. Once I knew the name, I'd go out the back when she howled, call her, poke my head over the fence and chat just to let her know it was OK and her owner would be coming back.

After a while we got a possum nest down in the front unit's garden. The possums would come up along the fence and just sit there punk-taunting Hercules... from eight o'clock on...



... until after midnight, when you'd hear Sparkle's doggy-door slap open. I swear you could understand the talk back "SHUT THE gently caress UP - IT'S A POSSUM YOU DAFT TWIT !!" then the slap of the doggy door as she went back inside... message delivered.

Sparkle left when her owner moved out.

gently caress I miss that dog.

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empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always liked the Rhodesian Ridgeback. They fight lions. And a dog that fights lions is cool in my book.

And they look like cool chill dogs (I guess they're not unless you train the hell out of them):



I've met a bunch of them at work and have never handled one that wasn't a gigantic sissy baby, almost as bad as weimer but not as spastic or stupid. Maybe it's bad stock and bad breeders over here in the land of the free, but my god the drama in doing an exam, much less anything more taxing.

My co-worker has a 3 yr old, 80 lb ridgeback that is loving gorgeous and when I house-sit for her, he literally wouldn't walk outside to pee by himself. I had to come with him and escort him around his own drat property.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Cable Guy posted:

The other was a Red Heeler called Sparkle and is up there as one of the most awesome dogs it's been my pleasure to know.


Every heeler I've known has fallen into the "really chill until they're not" category.

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always liked the Rhodesian Ridgeback. They fight lions. And a dog that fights lions is cool in my book.

And they look like cool chill dogs (I guess they're not unless you train the hell out of them):



Years ago a friend I was rooming with got one as a puppy named Moja. I worked nights so I watched her during the day while he was at work. Since I was with her for most of the day we were pretty close. She was a typical puppy, but really smart and easy going though she definitely didn't like strangers. My friend got a second one about a year later that I didn't get to spend as much time with. Shortly later I moved away. When I visited they'd bark like crazy upon hearing someone knock on the door, but when they'd see me outside the window they'd stop and get all excited.



My visits grew more infrequent and eventually I moved out of town and didn't see them for over 3 years. When in town I went to meet my friend at a huge park where his fiance was playing rugby. I came in on the opposite side of the playing field that was surrounded by people. While talking on the phone with my friend to find where he was I could hear Moja whining. He said before I called she started doing so and pulling on the leash and wouldn't settle down. Then as I called and he looked across the field to where I was he figured out why. She already spotted me.

Over the years I'd visit here and there and she'd not leave my side the whole time often laying in my lap just staring up at me. We'd play hide 'n seek by throwing a blanket over them then run off to hide. She was always the first to get out from under it. Instead of running off to find us she'd first help pull the blanket off the other dog so they both could go together. She passed away all too young, around 10, and it broke our hearts immensely.

She was the epitome of "good dog". I often wish for one more visit to tell her again how much she was loved.



He has another one now, his 3rd ridgeback, and she's super sweet, too. They're awesome dogs, but definitely need room to run, consistent training and friends as does any dog I'd think.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

empty sea posted:

I've met a bunch of them at work and have never handled one that wasn't a gigantic sissy baby, almost as bad as weimer but not as spastic or stupid. Maybe it's bad stock and bad breeders over here in the land of the free, but my god the drama in doing an exam, much less anything more taxing.

My co-worker has a 3 yr old, 80 lb ridgeback that is loving gorgeous and when I house-sit for her, he literally wouldn't walk outside to pee by himself. I had to come with him and escort him around his own drat property.

I knew a chap with a mastiff/ridgeback cross called Elsa. The owner was a white Zimbabwean, covered in very crude tattoos and missing a good proportion of teeth, which along with a very thick accent and poor hearing (and consequent shouting) made him incomprehensible and menacing. Very nice when you got to know him, one of the only truly pleasant horse obsessed people I’ve met, and he had an uncanny ability to get on with horses that otherwise needed strong handlers to tack up.

His dog was enormous, all muscle and had a toothy half-open resting mouth position like a shark. Like him, she looked mean but was very soft, but unlike him she didn’t know she looked scary, so she would chase people down to greet them and never understood why they ran.

She liked to jump off the top steps of the horsebox, maybe 10 feet from the ground, onto me, and I think carrying that dense beast around did more for my core strength than years of riding. When relaxed she’d extend her tongue out until miles of it flapped all over the place. Miss that dog. The owner went to get a better paid job one summer when I was away.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

empty sea posted:

My co-worker has a 3 yr old, 80 lb ridgeback that is loving gorgeous and when I house-sit for her, he literally wouldn't walk outside to pee by himself. I had to come with him and escort him around his own drat property.

My neighbour has an expensive pedigree labrador with a head that's about as wide as my keyboard and not only is she incredibly dumb* but she also is terrified of cats and won't go out into her own garden if there's one lurking.

*She's actually not but who needs to train their own dog when that's what puppy classes are for amirite??? :smith:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Friends as much as I love dogs this isnt the right thread, we have a great dog thread in gip :)

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Lady Disdain posted:

Every heeler I've known has fallen into the "really chill until they're not" category.
Illustration of how chill Sparkle was... she knew how to play-fight, something I would never even attempt with another heeler.

I mean arm in her mouth and relax while she shook the poo poo out of it, with one gesture letting her know time to let go. Look at arm, may be a light scratch but never blood.

Only one other dog I've known knew that game....



Edit:

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Friends as much as I love dogs this isnt the right thread, we have a great dog thread in gip :)
Sorry... I'm done. (Even though Conan was definitely Bad rear end.)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





bring those good boys and girls over here!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553037

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

no thanks

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtODXwbgtDP/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/666SHAN/status/1110899802689150976

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Even the other cat is all wtf

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

FROM OUTTA NOWHERE

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Memento posted:

FROM OUTTA NOWHERE


OH MAH GAWD :bahgawd:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Look at Patches' tail there: completely relaxed and in control> just gotta put this bitch in its place >ain't no thang.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
The wall run is pretty dope

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Most of us aren't war criminals.

I'm not even a regular one!

Also it's the best dog thread

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
big goddamn hero

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

loving legend

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Wait wait wait....T-swift is Jewish?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Big props to this person for refusing to join a terrorist organization!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wait wait wait....T-swift is Jewish?

No, the person running her Twitter news account is Israeli.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Oh ok, that makes sense.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sneakyfrog posted:

big goddamn hero

her story gets better:


https://twitter.com/LegitTayUpdates/status/1113157697208188929

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:hmmyes:

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/LegitTayUpdates/status/1113158208003149826

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."


I am sickened by this. This blatant anti-Semitism is disgraceful and needs to be stopped ... *checks notes* ... person who lives in Israel?! :confused:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
@LegitTayUpdates, the most decent person on the internet

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Enough with the boo hoo sob story, gimme my goddamn Taylor Swift updates!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I think this has probably been here before, but I just saw it and thought it was cool.

Black player in the Turkish League gets called a very very bad thing by an opposition player. Offending player only gets a 3 week ban. So next time they play, the team mates of the player villified kick the poo poo out of the offending player. (Well as much as one can kick the poo poo out of someone in professional soccer.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-m0TC_rtm0&feature=youtu.be

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

BrigadierSensible posted:

I think this has probably been here before, but I just saw it and thought it was cool.

Black player in the Turkish League gets called a very very bad thing by an opposition player. Offending player only gets a 3 week ban. So next time they play, the team mates of the player villified kick the poo poo out of the offending player. (Well as much as one can kick the poo poo out of someone in professional soccer.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-m0TC_rtm0&feature=youtu.be

This is beautiful.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

BrigadierSensible posted:

I think this has probably been here before, but I just saw it and thought it was cool.

Black player in the Turkish League gets called a very very bad thing by an opposition player. Offending player only gets a 3 week ban. So next time they play, the team mates of the player villified kick the poo poo out of the offending player. (Well as much as one can kick the poo poo out of someone in professional soccer.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-m0TC_rtm0&feature=youtu.be

I like how the flopping instinct is so strong that he starts making an exaggerated face of pain before the kick actually connects.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



There are many unpleasant things in this world that I'd prefer not to experience, but getting kicked in the dick by a professional soccer (sorry I'm American) player ranks pretty highly on top of that list.

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Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...IjvJGheAh14Mz_k

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