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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lol

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tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006

Lol

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
:discourse:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Sweet jesus

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
Bush in front of the Mission Accomplished banner but it says he hosed your wife

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


:ck5:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:lol:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

:discourse:

Posthuman
Jan 10, 2005

I give all those dicks and cocks sir




Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Hell yes brother

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I went to my neighbors to try and tell them how great all these were and he wasn't home! I returned to find him in bed with my wife!

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
I can't choose which one to quote. Just imagine I quoted like 5 of them.

tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006

Fantastic

All of these have been great

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Stefan Prodan posted:

i feel like this would be a way better if it was the normal milhouse's dad line then homer says yeah well I hosed your wife

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

yess lol

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

:five:

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


This thread keeps getting better and better, how the gently caress is this possible

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

holy poo poo

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

You motherfucker.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


Luke did in fact have his dingus is Mrs. Vader's oval office. It is confirmed.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



That emote. With the phrase.

Someone do it.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
:discourse: Si, I-a bang-ged youa la moglie.




:discourse: Oui, je bonez votre compagne.




:discourse:Ja, Ich diched du bist Ehefrau.




:discourse:Oi, mate, I poked your missus. Tell er she owes me arf a quid change.




:discourse:Yeah? Well, I hosed your wife.




:discourse:Da. Я трахнул твою жену




:discourse:hosed ko ang iyong asawa




:discourse: /winampplaylist.html anal oval office - I hosed Your Wife.mp3 anal oval office - i intentionally ran over your dog.mp3 ...... muslimgauze - sanskrit.mp3 muslimgauze - scientist of india garden.mp3




:discourse:this one doesn't make any sense




:discourse:Dude I don't think the Llama hosed your wife.




:swedish chef: ya ay borked yer froida




dee eight fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Mar 30, 2019

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

dee eight posted:

:discourse: /winampplaylist.html anal oval office - I hosed Your Wife.mp3 anal oval office - i intentionally ran over your dog.mp3 ...... muslimgauze - sanskrit.mp3 muslimgauze - scientist of india garden.mp3

:randpop:

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


gently caress me

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.


Can someone explain in the unaltered Far Side pic what am I looking at and what is the joke?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Piggy Smalls posted:

Can someone explain in the unaltered Far Side pic what am I looking at and what is the joke?

no one really knows

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Piggy Smalls posted:

Can someone explain in the unaltered Far Side pic what am I looking at and what is the joke?

Cow tools.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Piggy Smalls posted:

Can someone explain in the unaltered Far Side pic what am I looking at and what is the joke?

The caption is "Cow Tools"

Even Gary Larson doesn't know what it means. It's just absurdism.

e: I see we have other cultured connoisseurs here

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.





Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1110685943101575175?s=19

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


dee eight posted:

:discourse: Si, I-a bang-ged youa la moglie.




:discourse: Oui, je bonez votre compagne.




:discourse:Ja, Ich diched du bist Ehefrau.




:discourse:Oi, mate, I poked your missus. Tell er she owes me arf a quid change.




:discourse:Yeah? Well, I hosed your wife.




:discourse:Da. Я трахнул твою жену




:discourse:hosed ko ang iyong asawa




:discourse: /winampplaylist.html anal oval office - I hosed Your Wife.mp3 anal oval office - i intentionally ran over your dog.mp3 ...... muslimgauze - sanskrit.mp3 muslimgauze - scientist of india garden.mp3


e: I got two left, any requests?


:swedish chef: ya ay borked yer froida

:vince:

Thanks!

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Would be better as a gif

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