- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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uber driver rolls up, i step inside and ask "do you mind if i sit in here?"
he sighs and rolls down the window next to me
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Mar 28, 2019 04:29
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 11:27
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"as a reminder, please note that the no sitting light will be on for the duration of the flight. it is a federal crime to sit in the lavatory"
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Mar 28, 2019 04:29
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- Macnult
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we get it, you crouch
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Mar 28, 2019 04:51
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- FlaxAxis
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sup #entitlitos
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ayo can i cop a squat man? I'll get you back I swear
vanisher = sig champ
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Mar 28, 2019 05:06
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- Macnult
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where is my chair where is my chair!!??
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Mar 28, 2019 05:33
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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sir, please sit in the sitting room.
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Mar 28, 2019 09:47
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- google THIS
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Sneaking outside with no jacket during the family Christmas party to use the porch rocker, hoping Aunt May doesn't notice.
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Mar 28, 2019 16:56
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- google THIS
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A group of teenagers hanging out outside Sofa Express for no apparent reason, sizing up everyone who walks in.
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Mar 28, 2019 16:59
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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movie scene has a period correct 1970's newsroom
"hah, wow. can you imagine working in an environment like that?! everyone is sitting down. inside!"
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Mar 28, 2019 17:04
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- google THIS
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Health teacher: This is what a healthy butt looks like...(click-whirrrrr-rrrrr-click)...and this is a sitter's butt.
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Mar 28, 2019 17:06
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- google THIS
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I'm too comfortable to post in BYOB
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Mar 28, 2019 17:19
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- vanisher
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I'm too comfortable to post in BYOB
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Mar 28, 2019 17:20
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*carrying a stool from the school cafeteria*
I'm gonna go out and sit, you wanna join?
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Mar 28, 2019 17:31
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- Finger Prince
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I'm a social sitter. I don't buy my own chairs.
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Mar 28, 2019 17:40
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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sitting on the hood of my car filling up at the gas station as an attendant rushes outside waving their arms at me
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Mar 28, 2019 18:38
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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my pregnant wife, sitting on a bench outside the mall. all the old ladies walking by are shooting dirty looks at her
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Mar 28, 2019 18:44
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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sitting on the hood of my car filling up at the gas station as an attendant rushes outside waving their arms at me
my pregnant wife, sitting on a bench outside the mall. all the old ladies walking by are shooting dirty looks at her
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Mar 28, 2019 20:22
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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a couple finishes up their steamy session and retires to the two rocking chairs in the corner of the room, as is the custom
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Mar 28, 2019 20:23
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- Finger Prince
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I used to hate going out when they still allowed sitting in bars, but now that they make everyone sit outside, it's so much more enjoyable.
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Mar 28, 2019 20:28
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- google THIS
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"Wow, it's standing room only in here."
"I know, the state passed a new law last year."
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Mar 28, 2019 20:41
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Passengers rushing for the benches on the platform as soon as the long distance train pulls in to a designated sit stop.
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Mar 28, 2019 20:45
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- google THIS
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cigarette load --> whoopie cushion
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Mar 28, 2019 20:49
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- Historical Wizards
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Remember kids, sitting does not make you cool. Those models in the chair adds aren't even really sitting.
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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Mar 28, 2019 21:02
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- Finger Prince
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Used to be you just sat in a chair, and sure maybe you got hemorrhoids eventually, but it was cool. Now kids these days have all these fruity chaise lounges and figure they can just lounge around anywhere on them. Like, we get it, you recline. Well enjoy it while it lasts, because they're going to ban that too next.
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Mar 28, 2019 21:12
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- kalel
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eyeing the sitters outside the house party with jealousy while quietly popping a chairtix
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Mar 28, 2019 21:25
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 11:27
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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I loving love squatting. So much better and healthier than sitting. I actually never picked up sitting, just went straight to squatting.
Its just not the same. You should really try it for the full experience some time.
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Mar 28, 2019 23:20
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