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Of course this didn't happen but suck poo poo anyway jobless loser.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:02 |
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jobson groeth posted:Of course this didn't happen but suck poo poo anyway jobless loser. The real reason Michael Monroe can't get a gig in healthcare is he keeps getting mistaken for one of the patients.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 09:07 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:The real reason Michael Monroe can't get a gig in healthcare is he keeps getting mistaken for one of the patients.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 12:09 |
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I like how he says he never got a single interview, yet he was told the reason why he isn't getting hired. Because that happens. I've been rejected by a LOT of jobs, and I can't remember a single time where they gave an honest reason for it.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 12:34 |
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This is a great example of a guy not realizing what an rear end in a top hat he looks like. It starts with the narrator calling customers cattle and just keeps getting worse.Some guy who watched too much DBZ posted:
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:08 |
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quote:There's a crowd watching us at this point. I see at least one cell phone recording. Can't wait to see it on r/publicfreakout!
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:22 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Preface: I am not a well-adjusted individual.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:53 |
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Jurgan posted:This is a great example of a guy not realizing what an rear end in a top hat he looks like. It starts with the narrator calling customers cattle and just keeps getting worse. I feel really sad for that dude. If it did happen, he needs therapy and a hug because drat. If it didn't happen, he needs therapy and a hug for different reasons.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 20:35 |
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Jurgan posted:Moral of the Story: embrace your inner howler monkey. Don't give them a chance to think or wind up their usual indignant tirade. Usually moral stories underline important principles and teach us how to act in life so that we can achieve positive outcomes. Not sob in your car for 5 minutes after losing your poo poo in public.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 20:43 |
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The STDH is coming from inside the house. Dirt Road Junglist posted:I'm reminded of some familial fragility that I witnessed a couple Thanksgivings ago. I was having lunch out with my right-leaning aunt and uncle. My aunt went to the bathroom, and as soon as she was out of earshot, my uncle leaned in and whispered conspiratorially, "Did you notice how Obama mandated that there are more black and Indian people on TV?"
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 06:05 |
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I have been mistaken for a store employee dozens of times because I wear a head phone in one ear. Where are my crazy lady stories? Then again, I do look like Shrek had a baby with a Taliban fighter.
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 06:33 |
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I have been mistaken for an employee a couple of times, and it went like this: “Oh hey can you help me with this?” “Sorry I don’t work here” “Oops my bad” And no one clapped
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 06:43 |
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I got mistaken once for an employee when I was at Walgreens with my red work shirt from my job and I just said "Sorry I don't work here." and they laughed and apologized, even the most curmeodginly people don't act that over the top.
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 06:49 |
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Hey, just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen #stdhprivilege
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 13:39 |
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I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN DON'T TOUCH ME
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# ? Mar 28, 2019 17:42 |
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https://twitter.com/thewillwitt/status/1111074935084974080
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 00:43 |
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at this idiots twitter banner image Seriously though, I went to his page to find out who tf he is, and it appears that everyone responding to his tweet is just as confused as to who this idiot is. I also love that the comments pointed out that the pilot was Albert Einstein, and that the whole plane is still clapping to this day.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 02:58 |
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 04:40 |
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I'm the pseudo-handwritten font with paper.jpg in the background.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 15:00 |
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I'm Howie Depot
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 15:57 |
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Huh there's a snopes entry for it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pole-dancer-shovel/
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 16:40 |
Len posted:Huh there's a snopes entry for it. I’ve never known the explanation for this and I’m pretty glad there was one!
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 16:43 |
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The picture doesn't really fit the "snow shovel" explanation either. Those people definitely aren't fighting! Plus, when you're surrounded by other angry customers, waving money around seems like an incredibly dumb idea.
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Len posted:Huh there's a snopes entry for it. It’s somewhat sad how much effort went into that article
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:18 |
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You can’t argue with the evidence
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:35 |
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"My friend is causing me emotional trauma due to perpetual secondhand embarrassment."
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 00:38 |
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I, too, knew someone this insufferable, but she was a vampire. And a witch. And maybe a dream goddess, too.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 02:09 |
And that friend was Daria.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 02:13 |
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Aleph Null posted:I, too, knew someone this insufferable, but she was a vampire. And a witch. And maybe a dream goddess, too. I knew at least two of them. One I had to cut ties with because she was a holocaust
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 02:22 |
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Number nine doesn't sound like the sort of thing a god would say. I feel a god would probably be more in the camp of "humans are exactly as ridiculous as they have always been".
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 02:24 |
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I'd be shocked if there even was a friend, that reads like OP desperately needing to share their profundities with the world
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 06:11 |
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 06:30 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'd be shocked if there even was a friend, that reads like OP desperately needing to share their profundities with the world Yeah there was definitely no friend, that's just the OP. Nobody recounts a huge list of exact quotes from a friend like that, but they certainly embellish (or fabricate entirely) things they said/did/thought would be cool if they did.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 12:32 |
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Let’s be real, the “one time she...” items are way too generic. I’m picturing a cross between Abby from NCIS and Eeyore, that’s got to be a fun combination and not at all insufferable! “One time she was sad! One time she was mad! Then she said <profound college/HS student coolness validation signal> and I was like, ‘drat no human has made up those words before must be deity’” *puts on dark purple lipstick* “Actually that’s all me but if I said these things directly to you, you’d die from divinity exposure, something I also made up.” life is killing me has a new favorite as of 12:58 on Apr 4, 2019 |
# ? Apr 4, 2019 12:51 |
So I put in that Tumblr URL and yikes.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 14:05 |
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For the 200th time in this thread, lemme just say that I'm glad social media wasn't around when I was a teenager.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 15:28 |
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walrusman posted:For the 200th time in this thread, lemme just say that I'm glad social media wasn't around when I was a teenager. A-loving-greed. I've destroyed the cassettes and VHS tapes, but online is forever.
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# ? Apr 4, 2019 15:37 |
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An ancient, forgotten god turning into a sarcastic rear end in a top hat because humanity sucks is a great idea for a short story though
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# ? Apr 5, 2019 02:19 |
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I kind of hope it is real,but Eve is just some cringeworthy nerd who met another cringeworthy nerd vulnerable to her bullshit and they hit it off in the saddest way possible.
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