the weed thread: if you yopu want o get hungry go for it.

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nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

several pages ago but,

frogge posted:

Like it's not rocket science.

Did it get you high?
Y: Awesome
N: Try again

# ? Mar 29, 2019 15:56

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# ? May 31, 2024 19:03

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

if you forget about the kief screen for long enough it clogs up anyways

# ? Mar 29, 2019 16:05

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

the kief in those things isn't even good it's mostly plant matter and it's usually been sitting in there for like 6 months so it doesn't have much smell or flavor. i'd rather use a 2 pc grinder and just roll it into the joint.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 16:14

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

yeah i mean if you're lazy and forget about it the kief stops going through the screen anyways. problem solved

it was definitely more of a thing when weed was scarce and it actually mattered to get out a little bonus you could smoke when you were totally out otherwise. nowadays, not so much

# ? Mar 29, 2019 16:19

AkumaHokoru: Jul 20, 2007

that's the point of a grinder coin. keeps that build up from happening. also brushing out your grinder every once in a while.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 16:28

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i have no idea how i have never lost this

# ? Mar 29, 2019 16:42

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

BigFactory posted:

People who want to get stoned, duh.

Was there a picture that went along with that? I can�t see pictures on my Nextel.

it was only a joke friend but i enjoyed all your back and forth with that other poster in order to finally arrive at the "you smoke schwag" gag

# ? Mar 29, 2019 17:17

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Mozi posted:

if you forget about the kief screen for long enough it clogs up anyways

If your kief screen is totally clogged, hit it with a dry toothbrush and you'll be loving amazed how much kief is in there

# ? Mar 29, 2019 17:35

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

poverty goat posted:

If your kief screen is totally clogged, hit it with a dry toothbrush and you'll be loving amazed how much kief is in there

i think i might have a little bit

# ? Mar 29, 2019 17:51

AkumaHokoru: Jul 20, 2007

poverty goat posted:

If your kief screen is totally clogged, hit it with a dry toothbrush and you'll be loving amazed how much kief is in there

this is the method I use to clean my grinder and smoke my reward

# ? Mar 29, 2019 19:29

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

It's amazing how economical weed smonking has become.

Three chamber grinder. Grind the weed, harvest the kief, vape the weed, eat the abv, harvest the stem milk from vaping, mix kief with joint.
the possibilities are endless. it's like how to cook a potato. boil em, steam em, or something.
I'm high. :downs:

# ? Mar 29, 2019 20:43

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

It's amazing how economical weed smonking has become.

Three chamber grinder. Grind the weed, harvest the kief, vape the weed, eat the abv, harvest the stem milk from vaping, mix kief with joint.
the possibilities are endless. it's like how to cook a potato. boil em, steam em, or something.
I'm high.

I still compulsively save all my ABV for a rainy day that never comes anymore so I've got a loving quart jar packed full of it plus 100 gelcaps full of it and I just can't bring myself to throw it away when i pack a new bowl

it'll all pay off when civilization collapses and I've got enough poo to see me through the dark years

# ? Mar 29, 2019 20:48

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

poverty goat posted:

I still compulsively save all my ABV for a rainy day that never comes anymore so I've got a loving quart jar packed full of it plus 100 gelcaps full of it and I just can't bring myself to throw it away when i pack a new bowl

it'll all pay off when civilization collapses and I've got enough poo to see me through the dark years

I ran out of smoke-able and vapable weed so for the past couple months I've just been eating ABV a couple times a week. It's nice once in a while but too regularly and it becomes unenjoyable for me.
going to hold out maybe another couple weeks before I return to smoking. Try'na save money here.

Just start eating that poo poo. I don't like storing it for too long incase it gets gross.
I still havent gotten around to buying gel caps. Just eat it with nutella and bread or a yoghurt.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 20:55

The Modern Leper: Dec 25, 2008; You must be a masochist

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

I ran out of smoke-able and vapable weed so for the past couple months I've just been eating ABV a couple times a week. It's nice once in a while but too regularly and it becomes unenjoyable for me.
going to hold out maybe another couple weeks before I return to smoking. Try'na save money here.

Just start eating that poo poo. I don't like storing it for too long incase it gets gross.
I still havent gotten around to buying gel caps. Just eat it with nutella and bread or a yoghurt.

Yeah, I basically eat AVB (.5 g straight with some nutella) on a Saturday when I want to lose a day or plan to get laid. Between vaping, AVB, and just life preventing me from building up a decent tolerance, I had to stop buying a half at a time because I would disappear for months and my guy would get suspicious when I messaged him out of the blue.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 21:33

Nucken Futz: Oct 30, 2010; by Reene

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Also I gifted this really fancy steel grinder to my girlfriend's sister and her boyfriend, who are massive stoners, for Hanukkah like 3 years ago and they love it too. They smoke like 5x as much as I do.

Here's a Pro Tip for ya.

The reason they smoke 5x as much is because they loving. grind. their. bud.
Capice?

Sigh ..... grinding weed crushes all those little globules of THC that cling to the hairs on the flower.
Y'know, the stuff that gets you high.
You crush them, then they start evaporating, right away.
You want the best bang for your buck, leave those loving beautiful buds alone until you wanna get high.

LOL if you grind up your supply all at once. What a way to waste your money.

Don't trust this rando, read a bit about it.

Hell Yeah posted:

thats retarded.

Hey, Hell Yeah. You sound like a cool soul, and a lot of fun but you don't know what you're talking about.
This poo poo was sorted out decades ago but you hipsters know better, dontcha?

Anyways, insults like yours are childish, they show you as shallow as your knowledge about the herb, you loving millennial.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:12

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

Nucken Futz posted:

Here's a Pro Tip for ya.

The reason they smoke 5x as much is because they loving. grind. their. bud.
Capice?

Sigh ..... grinding weed crushes all those little globules of THC that cling to the hairs on the flower.
Y'know, the stuff that gets you high.
You crush them, then they start evaporating, right away.
You want the best bang for your buck, leave those loving beautiful buds alone until you wanna get high.

LOL if you grind up your supply all at once. What a way to waste your money.

Don't trust this rando, read a bit about it.

Hey, Hell Yeah. You sound like a cool soul, and a lot of fun but you don't know what you're talking about.
This poo poo was sorted out decades ago but you hipsters know better, dontcha?

Anyways, insults like yours are childish, they show you as shallow as your knowledge about the herb, you loving millennial.

You might take weed a little too seriously.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:15

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Nucken Futz posted:

Here's a Pro Tip for ya.

The reason they smoke 5x as much is because they loving. grind. their. bud.
Capice?

Sigh ..... grinding weed crushes all those little globules of THC that cling to the hairs on the flower.
Y'know, the stuff that gets you high.
You crush them, then they start evaporating, right away.
You want the best bang for your buck, leave those loving beautiful buds alone until you wanna get high.

LOL if you grind up your supply all at once. What a way to waste your money.

Don't trust this rando, read a bit about it.

Hey, Hell Yeah. You sound like a cool soul, and a lot of fun but you don't know what you're talking about.
This poo poo was sorted out decades ago but you hipsters know better, dontcha?

Anyways, insults like yours are childish, they show you as shallow as your knowledge about the herb, you loving millennial.

is this actually a ricky gimmick account?

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:30

Nucken Futz: Oct 30, 2010; by Reene

The_Rob posted:

You might take weed a little too seriously.

Really?
You think that.

It took me all of 2 minutes to type that.

A tad judgemental today, are we?
You should cut up a nice small bud, roll it up, and smoke it.
Those unpleasant urges you have should all fade away.

good luck with that

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:30

Nucken Futz: Oct 30, 2010; by Reene

unpleasantly turgid posted:

is this actually a ricky gimmick account?

No gimmick sport.

Waste your weed, IDGAF, just trying to help.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:32

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Nucken Futz posted:

No gimmick sport.
Waste your weed, IDGAF, just trying to help.

i can see that, but your posting is either vaguely condescending or over-confident. if someone doesn't know about the mechanical or chemical processes of weed, you don't need to weave in a bunch of catch-phrases and a constantly-changing vernacular to explain them. It's weird and it makes you look like a dick.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:37

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

*lives in a legal state with a large surplus of good bud for ridiculously cheap prices*

*doesn't need to worry about 'conserving' every last bit lol*

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:38

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Smoke weed imo

# ? Mar 29, 2019 22:43

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

listen up you little shits
u gotta smoke NuGz the same exact way i smoke nUgZ
if you dont u loving SUCK and r probably a fuckin' PIG
get it punk??
no im not loving angry what the gently caress is wrong with you why are you so loving angry smoke some weed

# ? Mar 29, 2019 23:05

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

I did a weeds and got high so I'm pretty sure I figured out the magic formula.

Here, you can have it:

*digitally transfers good weed vibes to your buds*

# ? Mar 29, 2019 23:31

Rhadamanthus: Dec 12, 2004; I roll a lotta sushi, roll 'em fat like John Belushi; call me Desi Arnaz, dogg, I love the Lucy.

Nucken Futz posted:

Here's a Pro Tip for ya.

The reason they smoke 5x as much is because they loving. grind. their. bud.
Capice?

Sigh ..... grinding weed crushes all those little globules of THC that cling to the hairs on the flower.
Y'know, the stuff that gets you high.
You crush them, then they start evaporating, right away.
You want the best bang for your buck, leave those loving beautiful buds alone until you wanna get high.

LOL if you grind up your supply all at once. What a way to waste your money.

Don't trust this rando, read a bit about it.

Hey, Hell Yeah. You sound like a cool soul, and a lot of fun but you don't know what you're talking about.
This poo poo was sorted out decades ago but you hipsters know better, dontcha?

Anyways, insults like yours are childish, they show you as shallow as your knowledge about the herb, you loving millennial.

trichomes evaporate at standard temperature and pressure?

maybe on loving Venus.

got any evidence for those extraordinary claims, or just Internet Coolguy bluster?

# ? Mar 29, 2019 23:37

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Necros posted:

it was only a joke friend but i enjoyed all your back and forth with that other poster in order to finally arrive at the "you smoke schwag" gag

Whew. This thread seems a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

# ? Mar 29, 2019 23:52

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

BigFactory posted:

Whew. This thread seems a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

I couldn't tell if you were for serious or not, was waiting for you to ask us where to score a lid

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:08

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

i broke the pipe i got from the exxon so im gonna use this 1/2" socket, milk jug and fish tank to make a bong. its gonna be sick.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:11

Kragger99: Mar 21, 2004; Pillbug

In regards to grinding, doesn�t that expose more surface area, thus you get more THC exposure when heated/combusted? Again, I�m new to all of this, but thought I read that somewhere.

Also I must have a really high tolerance, as vaping flower/bud does almost nothing for me. It takes a good 1.1 ml of high thc oil to really feel anything. Tried a bong for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and after 2 small hits, it definitely got me there. Maybe I�m vaping wrong.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:16

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

if you rub the kief in your eyes it goes straight to the optic nerve and makes you trip balls

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:19

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

just plug the nug, you'll never be able to go back

# ? Mar 30, 2019 00:39

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

I couldn't tell if you were for serious or not, was waiting for you to ask us where to score a lid

I�m not 70

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:08

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

weed

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:11

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lEelz0iUJo

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:14

Laserface: Dec 24, 2004

I use a kannastor grinder specifically for grinding weed to vape and it's v good. It has holes in it that only let the particles fall into the storage container when they are a certain size so it's not too fine or coarse for vaping. It's also got a cornerless design in the storage container so you don't get poo poo stuck in the corners like if it was cylindrical.

You can put a screen in it if you wanna but I just leave the kief to be with the rest of the mix. Sometimes the holes get clogged with kief and I clean them all out at once and have a turbo vape.

It was like $80 but worth every cent.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 01:40

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I played a bong like a didgeridoo today, how's yalls weekend going

# ? Mar 30, 2019 20:37

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

I returned more weed (1:1 tincture) to the weed store, and now I've only handed them money for weed one time but I've shopped there three times. I still have credit even. I love the future.

# ? Mar 30, 2019 21:38