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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1110669211292979200

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/Barry_Switzer/status/1111095934719586304

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/arcadeseals/status/1110489991287844865

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/852949235981012994

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/252a3d/status/1111031412013129730

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/mitchysuch/status/1111032770594308096

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012



https://twitter.com/seethenare/status/724613117360017408?s=19

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/1111875556126023680

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/andrewchamings/status/1111699074623758336?s=21

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Why was the fisherman rejected?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
They weren't

e: wait, could have sworn that said verdict:yes earlier

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i love that, especially this fuckin ice cold burn courtesy of the dmv



also they rejected one with bae because apparently bae means poop in danish?

edit:

quote:

Applicant Explanation: Myself being a middle-aged woman [HOTNSXE]

DMV Comments: Hot and sexy

Verdict: Yes

oystertoadfish has a new favorite as of 21:18 on Mar 30, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

They got their DL photos on file so they'd know

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!
https://twitter.com/reelquinn/status/1112090706229768192

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

She's still young and rich, and she'll need someone with power of attorney to manage her affairs when she's behind bars.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/brai_1993/status/1111728632047853578?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/aliceavizandum/status/1112408608107577344?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

CW: MANPADS

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/itsginnydi/status/1112417895164702721?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/glockboy74/status/1112392879375372288?s=21

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/MiaFarrow/status/1110689781829242880

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/dannydutch/status/1112288419294646272?s=21

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/_fvther/status/1112456504131489792

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
:nws: for full almost-frontal nudity in a painting

https://twitter.com/marthaaasummers/status/1111775394519236609

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
:nws:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/411281851131523072


https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1112433268467683328
https://twitter.com/normal_now/status/1112504475342778368

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





https://twitter.com/ninaoyama/status/1084357877253300227?s=19

https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/1112924802174468096?s=19

https://twitter.com/vaselysapunov/status/1112846015625781248?s=19

https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1112843222890569731?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/scumtoots/status/1112844694399184898

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1113144348613287937?s=21

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/THEKIDMERO/status/1113194880753438727?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/hattiesoykan/status/1113143750132424705

God tier

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/xsqoof/status/1108752377681571845?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1113525919711354880?s=21

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/Maddie_Jones515/status/1113156773484146688?s=19

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/jonnycardle/status/715890676890787840

https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/1093223474330566656

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1113177513629380608

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1112377922051031040

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Based on the Bubbah the Love Sponge stuff, AOC is probably too old for him.

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