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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
turajmp

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

no one works harder than this old rich corpse

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


nattchos

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Al! posted:

ew @ the gesture he makes when he says "tactile politican"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
diamond joe

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
So up until fairly recently parents just didn't say "keep your hands to yourself" to their sons? Is that what this is about?

cnut
May 3, 2016

trumpenis

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Al! posted:

ew @ the gesture he makes when he says "tactile politican"

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


goblinomics

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Trump is the President

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HAHA APRIL FOOLS

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
tactile joe providing a visceral grandpa experience

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Samurai Sanders posted:

So up until fairly recently parents just didn't say "keep your hands to yourself" to their sons? Is that what this is about?

masculinity was and still is about physically dominating every person in your path

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

it owns

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




S U F F E R I N G

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al! posted:

ew @ the gesture he makes when he says "tactile politican"

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

:cawg:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



:smugmrgw:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Nichael posted:

More Jeb! than Jeb!

the blade runner adaptation we need

animist
Aug 28, 2018
better dead than jeb!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if that's his nipple technique it needs work

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

basically, kill all wealthy old men

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



:yikes:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

or anyone with any of those three attributes

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

jesus

jemand
Sep 19, 2018



plws halp I tuppmd too hard :(

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


biden feeling and tasting voters in his gently caress-N-Suck Manor of Ill Repute

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a helpful bear posted:

Their Best Of was my first Compact Disc

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Dammerung posted:

Awwww hell yeah! We're in the Reiwa era, guys!

Wait, evidently it starts on May 1st. But still!

reiwa sounds a little too close to RACE WAR

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1112593484404408320

:stwoon:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

biden feeling and tasting voters in his gently caress-N-Suck Manor of Ill Repute

if he wins the nom you have to go take a poo poo on the train he rode every day

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Biden chugs a quart of True Moo After Dark Caramelized milk every evening, before getting on with the night's Fuckings, Suckings, et al.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Samurai Sanders posted:

So up until fairly recently parents just didn't say "keep your hands to yourself" to their sons? Is that what this is about?

I believe the typical excuse was/is "boys will be boys."

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames
Trurunbps feed and seed

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Imagine going back and reading all the Trump threads

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


CODChimera posted:

Imagine going back and reading all the Trump threads

there's been some great character arcs

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

Imagine going back and reading all the Trump threads

i'm having them burned onto gold plates and sealed inside some kind of powerful lacquer to make sure some alien dudes can get down on lmaos

edit:
the question of how to handle preservation of humanity's footprint on an interstellar scale/timeline explored in Three Body Problem was so loving horrifyingly depressing

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