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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6gthDSIRU

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


lol doubling down on naming random senators

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Rick Scott committed the largest Medicare fraud in history.

Surely he knows what he's doing.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
fax me your thoughts, prayers

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

the gop must be so happy that hes talking about this

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
god drat I'm so happy Trump's taking another shot at healthcare.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Running America like a business by pushing a doomed project off onto a bunch of hapless middle managers.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

This is legit why he won. At least he can name the problem.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


creepy 👏 joe 👏 needs 👏 2 👏 go!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ArfJason posted:

for crying out loud, the poo poo going on sometimes makes me think idiocracy might be a documentary

this is too true a jape for this confusing april day in which people act as fools for observational amusement

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


DID U KNOW U CAN GET INSURED FIR AS LITTLE AS $1 A DAY!?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Well after the GOP has blown up the ACA, Creamsicle Dick here is hyping non-existent plans for a replacement.

Prank me right in the shitter, guv’na.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

joe 'second base' biden

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1112710621932343299

Almost certainly an April Fool's joke.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1112712504998879232

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

if trump got single paior passed lmao

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

And not even funny

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

I’ve never heard of those last 2 senators but I assume they suck

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

amazing, Trump's gonna take pointers from the fleecer of old people's medicaid while at Mar-a-Lago

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Can't have a high deductible if you don't have insurance :pseudo:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

The Alpha Centauri posted:

And not even funny

Hot take: George Takei has never been funny.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

is there any chance Trump actually could make healthcare better for the US? like even if it's just by accident?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

CODChimera posted:

is there any chance Trump actually could make healthcare better for the US? like even if it's just by accident?

no

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trump is president

april fools gotem!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sir Tonk posted:

the gop must be so happy that hes talking about this

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
oh I forgot about April fools. time to log the gently caress off

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

CODChimera posted:

is there any chance Trump actually could make healthcare better for the US? like even if it's just by accident?

Maybe

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

C-Euro posted:

Hot take: George Takei has never been funny.

Oh my.............turnc

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

if trump got single paior passed lmao

hes going to have a system where people can volunteer for the health care lottery and by doing so get free health care

but every year everyone in the lottery puts their names in the bowl, and one is ceremoniously drawn to be the single payer

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

you can even get right wingers to agree that single payor is the correct IN THOERY but they won’t agree to it because minorities may get healthcare

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


that's the spirit

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

mormonpartyboat posted:

hes going to have a system where people can volunteer for the health care lottery and by doing so get free health care

but every year everyone in the lottery puts their names in the bowl, and one is ceremoniously drawn to be the single payer

But who gets stoned to death as a sacrifice to the God of Medicare?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

single payor by just for white people with jobs from red states

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

euphronius posted:

you can even get right wingers to agree that single payor is the correct IN THOERY but they won’t agree to it because minorities may get healthcare

Folks that would literally rather salt the earth than see a minority on equal footing

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

CODChimera posted:

is there any chance Trump actually could make healthcare better for the US? like even if it's just by accident?

no

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Fixing roads now is like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic if moving deck chairs caused ships to sink faster

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Great things coming your way!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

amazing, Trump's gonna take pointers from the fleecer of old people's medicaid while at Mar-a-Lago

i read somewhere that republicans are going to scoop democrats on healthcare if they continue to refuse to line up wholesale behind m4a and instead focus on defending obamacare, which is hopelessly compromised at this point and nobody is satisfied with

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




CODChimera posted:

is there any chance Trump actually could make healthcare better for the US? like even if it's just by accident?

oh you sweet summer child

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a.lo posted:

Great things coming your way!

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