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EoRaptor
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

It’s a specialized tractor for working with fruiting plants / small trees ( think grapevines ). It has ludicrously high ground clearance so it can drive up and down the rows without damaging for anything. The rider was an idiot, but the danger of being hit in the head was probably pretty low.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

shut up netface posted:

my wife had to remind me that I listened to, and referenced, that song nearly every day of our honeymoon.

what a trooper

You're at least meant to wait until you have kids before she finds out she's made a huge mistake

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZ1B897Tuk

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/HuxcX6G.gifv

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

That's a hell of a gamble to prove that you didn't sire a really dumb kid.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That's a hell of a gamble to prove that you didn't sire a really dumb kid.

Can't fool me, I know its not the obvious cup! *Wins $400*

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/hUmCVO8.gifv

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is the second oldest trick, after sleight of hand.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
you're supposed to show that all cups are empty at the start before putting the thing under one of them

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/a_demare/status/1111638607973044224

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/401tlDg.gifv

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Ahhhahahahaha

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/TvQ7Ca1.mp4

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



There's a sex joke in here somewhere.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Try this one

https://i.imgur.com/HqYBow6.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm on phone. Can someone unfuck this url for me please

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QVX63El

and page Instant Jellyfish!

E: vvvvv :hfive:

Would you like to know that ullhy means wooly skin in Swedish?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Mar 30, 2019

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Karate Bastard posted:

I'm on phone. Can someone unfuck this url for me please

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QVX63El

and page Instant Jellyfish!

I got you.

https://i.imgur.com/UIIhy12.mp4

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm on phone. Can someone unfuck this url for me please

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/QVX63El

and page Instant Jellyfish!

E: vvvvv :hfive:

Would you like to know that ullhy means wooly skin in Swedish?

It was when we saw the teeming goats herds moving west that we knew the end was upon us. Until that moment, we’d told ourselves that disaster could still be averted, abated; that we had time. Standing on the ledge overlooking the pass, we knew we had been lying to ourselves. We watched the white mass of animals which filled the space between the mountain faces, their bodies jostling each other. The animals in back pushed against those in front of them, and the entire body moved forward in pulses, like blood through the arteries of men. Those of us on the mountainside knew the goats for what they were: harbingers of death and the end of humanity. From now on, everything we did would only delay the inevitable. We would fight for each minuscule increment of time that we could, but we knew then what our fates would be. There would be no miracles, no saviors to our rescue. We had seen the goats.

Without a word, we dispersed to wake our children, and to pack.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Enable sound to hear the unique hiss of this snek

https://i.imgur.com/2mzS0sq.mp4

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Enable sound to hear Bill Bailey put Metallica to shame.

https://i.imgur.com/MgC2iHT.gifv

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

I love Bill Bailey so much

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

drat Kids!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9HMLeKgfU

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Enable sound to hear Bill Bailey put Metallica to shame.

https://i.imgur.com/MgC2iHT.gifv

If you've never watched any of bill Bailey's standup you owe to yourself to go find some! Alternatively he also did "bill Bailey's guide to the orchestra" . He's of the UK's best comedians and an excellent musician to boot!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/emcqjHv.gifv

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Kheldarn posted:

Enable sound to hear the unique hiss of this snek

https://i.imgur.com/2mzS0sq.mp4

Was expecting this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvjna9D6dC8

disappointing.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

stupid animals having fun while i have to sit here at work

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Egg thief? Getting their comeuppance?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



hence the name

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/CrzUmiK.mp4

Ain't no one.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Heeeeere coooooomes whoop-poo poo-sorrydidn't see you there

https://i.imgur.com/I5c7qbh.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Enable sound of course to hear the squeak, right?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Yup, sound.
https://i.imgur.com/fo4G4WC.mp4

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/XosgZkm.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




I saw a video of a dude trying to pull this prank on his pet dog by getting it to chase him as he planned to jump over the plastic wrap or whatever. The result was of course the dude tripping over it and going face first to the ground and the dog just jumping over it.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

rocket_Magnet posted:

If you've never watched any of bill Bailey's standup you owe to yourself to go find some! Alternatively he also did "bill Bailey's guide to the orchestra" . He's of the UK's best comedians and an excellent musician to boot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dVFknALySA

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1112599199114092545

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Nice Ron.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound for proud birb
https://i.imgur.com/fYT9fL8.mp4

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

was that loving shave and a haircut

that was absolutely shave and a haircut

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