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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

learnincurve posted:

Nick Boles just crossed the floor.

doubt he's joining Labour, but I'd love to see the application form if he did

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seizure later
Apr 18, 2007

jabby posted:

Ugh Caroline Lucas saying there would be a 'huge majority' for Bole's amendment if he linked it to a public vote.

I like her, but that's loving ridiculous and the dude just resigned. Give it a break.

yeah she definitely seems a bit deluded on this.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Lol get hosed soubry

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

MPs are actively loving exasperated. Those who have hair left are tearing it out.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol get hosed soubry

there was an audible groan across the house when Bercow called her name

E: lol loving hell things are tetchy in there tonight

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
They really should just have a punch up like other nations do sometimes. Just kick the poo poo out of each other.

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer
Love that the BBC is being biased and poo poo live on TV asking why Labour can't just compromise and back the PM.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Regarde Aduck posted:

They really should just have a punch up like other nations do sometimes. Just kick the poo poo out of each other.

We're owed a massive brawl in parliament after all this tbh

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
someone should grab the mace.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol get hosed soubry

Soubry as well calling for a second referendum to be linked to the soft Brexit motions.

These people are loving deluded, how do they not understand that less people would vote for that.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
They're not going to get anywhere until they actually run these options against each other to find the one they dislike least, rather than trying to find an absolute majority for one.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ThomasPaine posted:

Lol get hosed soubry

What happened

tino
Jun 4, 2018

by Smythe
Lol now what? May will turtle her deal one more time? Naked Brexit?

uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!
Who are all the jokers who are voting against 'no deal' but then not voting for any other option? There have to be a large amount of them, no?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Nuclear Spoon posted:

We're owed a massive brawl in parliament after all this tbh

Corby gonna glass Chuka with a jam jar

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Bardeh posted:

Where the hell are the rest of the Tories?

maybe they're taking a rest of the Tories

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Solid 185 Labour MPs voted for CM2.0 out of the 240 that where definatly in th chamber.

Gunder
May 22, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

Corby gonna glass Chuka with a jam jar

Thanks. I was genuinely despairing until I read that and I seriously needed to laugh.

Boing
Jul 12, 2005

trapped in custom title factory, send help

uXs posted:

Who are all the jokers who are voting against 'no deal' but then not voting for any other option? There have to be a large amount of them, no?

It's Tories who are upset that they can't vote on Theresa May's deal for a 4th time.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Also lol DUP voted no on both customs union and CM2.0 regardless

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Gort posted:

They're not going to get anywhere until they actually run these options against each other to find the one they dislike least, rather than trying to find an absolute majority for one.

It wouldn't work though, because you always need a majority to pass legislation which is needed to make anything actually happen. If a majority existed against whatever proposition came top then it could always be scuppered.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Oh god Bill Cash. He can go and choke and all.

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


does bercow have to memorize every mp's constituency and name?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Looking forward to hearing from the media all about Labour divisions despite a Tory MP literally resigning the party on the floor

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Once again the only proper option is defeated by the biggest margin.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


pumpinglemma posted:

Why. Why are these people so loving incompetent while being paid so loving much. WHY. :brexit:

"we need to pay MPs more to encourage them to be less corrupt and poo poo"

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Regarde Aduck posted:

They really should just have a punch up like other nations do sometimes. Just kick the poo poo out of each other.

Parliament doesn't have chairs you can pick up and throw though.

Won't be a proper brawl until Corbyn starts braining Tories left and right with a folding metal chair like something out of WWF.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Basically it's no deal or general election. ***The magic of hung parliaments***

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

sudo rm -rf posted:

does bercow have to memorize every mp's constituency and name?

Yes.

Anyway let's unite around the one good bit of politics tonight:

https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/1112824415291572224?s=19

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Z the IVth posted:

Parliament doesn't have chairs you can pick up and throw though.

Won't be a proper brawl until Corbyn starts braining Tories left and right with a folding metal chair like something out of WWF.

He won’t blindly obliterate a city, but he’ll nuke your face

Dog Friday
Feb 22, 2006
What is SNPs long play here? Wreak havoc to build a case for Indyref 2? Not voting for single market seems retarded at this point

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

sudo rm -rf posted:

does bercow have to memorize every mp's constituency and name?

Remember he has been in parliament for over 20 years and is coming up to having been speaker for 10 years. He is very familiar with the faces and names of the house, and has probably gotten to the point where he only needs to know who is leaving and entering on each election.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

namesake posted:

Yes.

Anyway let's unite around the one good bit of politics tonight:

https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/1112824415291572224?s=19

Nah that's vodka if you're doing it right

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

jabby posted:

It wouldn't work though, because you always need a majority to pass legislation which is needed to make anything actually happen. If a majority existed against whatever proposition came top then it could always be scuppered.

If it ends up with "Do you want Common Market 2.0 or Customs Union" and one wins that's a majority

Gunder
May 22, 2003

Dog Friday posted:

What is SNPs long play here? Wreak havoc to build a case for Indyref 2? Not voting for single market seems retarded at this point

Standing on principal until the country is in flames.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Z the IVth posted:

Parliament doesn't have chairs you can pick up and throw though.

Won't be a proper brawl until Corbyn starts braining Tories left and right with a folding metal chair like something out of WWF.

Send in Sinn Fein, pipe in New Jack's theme, let what happens happen.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Dog Friday posted:

What is SNPs long play here? Wreak havoc to build a case for Indyref 2? Not voting for single market seems retarded at this point

They did, it was the customs union they abstained on, as it doesn't include freedom of movement, one of the SNPs red lines. I think that's the case, at least.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MikeCrotch posted:

Basically it's no deal or general election. ***The magic of hung parliaments***

And the tories won't do a GE for some reason despite Corbyn being unelectable and guaranteed to lose against extremely popular 2019 politician Boris Johnson

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Dog Friday posted:

What is SNPs long play here? Wreak havoc to build a case for Indyref 2? Not voting for single market seems retarded at this point

I'm pretty sure they voted for Single Market but not the custom's union by itself becuase of freedom of movement concerns. But basically the more dogshit Westminster looks the better it is for them.

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.



bastards alley

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