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Cojawfee posted:It sprays a fresh coat of paint all over the ship just before the Admiral shows up.
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Humphreys posted:In this case looks like the back fell off. It's a good thing the ocean is outside of the environment.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 10:33 |
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Cojawfee posted:It sprays a fresh coat of paint all over the ship just before the Admiral shows up.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 10:59 |
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Buffalo bullet bill
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 11:52 |
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 11:53 |
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El_Elegante posted:If they’re just chaps they won’t protect you from a chainsaw penectomy.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 12:22 |
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Oh yeah, I've seen these. It's like a wood chipper that can reach out and grab you! Fortunately I'm in the habit of pretending that any machine operator is actively trying to kill me, and I stand appropriately. And the excavator mounted chippers are actually way safer since the operator doesn't have to be anywhere near it, let alone feed it by hand.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 13:57 |
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https://i.imgur.com/ZGHS7DM.mp4
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 13:59 |
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How the 50's tried to kill Britain (not exclusively): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EauvwU2iWFI
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 14:00 |
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been there
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 14:22 |
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evil_bunnY posted:\ turn off your monitor
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 15:42 |
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You think the enema's impressive, wait until you see what he does with the hydrant
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 15:55 |
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Splicer posted:You think the enema's impressive, wait until you see what he does with the hydrant
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 15:58 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I really want to own a lathe, but I know without a doubt it will end up somehow kill me or at least make me wish I was dead. I took a chance on one and survived. I treat it like a rattlesnake though, so... yeah, having a good dose of fearespect right off the bat is a smart thing. Honestly, you're already better qualified to own one than a thousand people who went on YouTube, saw Carl Jacobson and Mike Waldt, and said "Pshhh, I can do that."
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evil_bunnY posted:ASW is a thing that exists.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 16:22 |
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evil_bunnY posted:Add a zero hellfires aren't THAT expensive
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 16:49 |
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Splicer posted:Say up a camera for humour and also rental insurance. Also post about it in the bad with money thread if it happens, everybody loves a true story of TREE LAW
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 17:05 |
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Anal trauma or at the very least, fissures.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 17:10 |
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BMan posted:... everybody loves a true story of TREE LAW Wasn't that one of Jet Li's characters in The One?
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 17:18 |
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Lead out in cuffs posted:There's a four-storey-high birch tree between my three-storey apartment building and the one next door. It's right on the property line, about 10 feet from both buildings. The landlord wants to get rid of it. I got him a quote from an arborist, which came to $2,300, since you'd need to rig the tree not to fall on either building (or the parked cars in the road). That cost also includes getting a permit from the City, since that's required by law to cut down any tree bigger than 20cm diameter. yeah that thing isn't jack poo poo i wouldn't worry about it. lol having to get a permit every time you cut a tree though what a loving racket....
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 17:51 |
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:yeah that thing isn't jack poo poo i wouldn't worry about it. lol having to get a permit every time you cut a tree though what a loving racket.... next post: Hey, who do I sue after an unlicensed arborist gets hired by a renter and they drop a tree through my roof? What a loving racket!
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 17:58 |
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:lol having to get a permit every time you cut a tree though what a loving racket....
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:00 |
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:yeah that thing isn't jack poo poo i wouldn't worry about it. lol having to get a permit every time you cut a tree though what a loving racket.... While I agree that tree isn't big enough to stomp the buildings around it flat Godzilla style it sounds like you'd be shocked at how much trouble it could cause if poo poo goes wrong cutting it down. Hint: More than the professional service is quoting to remove it. As for "if poo poo goes wrong" - read the thread.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:01 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:next post: Hey, who do I sue after an unlicensed arborist gets hired by a renter and they drop a tree through my roof? What a loving racket! Er there literally isnt a tree in that picture that could break a roof let alone a window.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:05 |
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Gath posted:Er there literally isnt a tree in that picture that could break a roof let alone a window. You can take that risk, if you're willing to pay for the consequences.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:07 |
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Yeah dude, a 50 foot tree can't break a window.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:07 |
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Gath posted:Er there literally isnt a tree in that picture that could break a roof let alone a window.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:08 |
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:yeah that thing isn't jack poo poo i wouldn't worry about it. lol having to get a permit every time you cut a tree though what a loving racket....
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:10 |
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THE INTERNET DISCOVERS REGULATIONS: Step 1: Don't know why the professionals think this is hard, they're deffo overcharging Step 2: EVERYTHING GOES WRONG Step 3: Well the important thing is that they government should of had laws stopping me, i'm definitely not at fault here
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:13 |
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Cojawfee posted:Yeah dude, a 50 foot tree can't break a window. I could say i have street cred in cutting down trees..., but like a small saw or loppers could cut that. Do you people go outside?
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:16 |
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Gath posted:I could say i have street cred in cutting down trees..., but like a small saw or loppers could cut that. Do you people go outside? drat! A SMALL saw? Check out the burly arms on this fearless lumberjack. We're all utterly cowed by both your bravery and mastery of "going outside." edit- i mean if i was pressed i'd take it out with the summer camp swiss army knife i have or maybe this bullshit "chain chainsaw" where it's just a bunch of metal wires and it sucks. probably piss hard enough to take it down also, but that's rude to do in public. we're the same, you and i.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:22 |
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Listen up you chumps, I've dropped enough trees on buildings in my time to know what I'm talking about
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:23 |
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Edit: oddly this is NOT the UKMT thread
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:26 |
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Me: haha, like anyone's really dense enough to seriously engage with "Autistic Edgy Guy" drive-bying the OSHA thread with "permits are a racket"Gath posted:Er there literally isnt a tree in that picture that could break a roof let alone a window.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:26 |
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Well, im just going to die on this strawman hill.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:27 |
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Gath posted:I could say i have street cred in cutting down trees..., but like a small saw or loppers could cut that. Do you people go outside? I've posted about this before but a neighbor of mine got his own dumbass killed when he thought exactly that, on a smaller tree that had more clearance around it on all sides. He rented a cherry picker and went up there by himself with a chainsaw, and was rewarded with a giant piece of falling trunk to his skull. Don't gently caress with trees.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:28 |
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a permit for every single tree would be a racket where I work and most places, since the state keeps tabs on us in other ways and it wouldn't really make anything safer for anybody... and that tree aint jack poo poo. if anything permits like those are for environmental purposes or states trying to keep track on urban greens, not safety oriented. but again, my municipality just does that on their own without passing the cost to arborists 20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Apr 3, 2019 |
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Gath posted:I could say i have street cred in cutting down trees..., but like a small saw or loppers could cut that. Do you people go outside?
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 18:40 |
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Coming this summer: Anybody can cut down a tree. Not everyone can... survive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BLsYRfgHWI&t=113s
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