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Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




PMush Perfect posted:

I don't even read ErfWorld any more, but the blog update showed up in my "recommended" feed, so I gave it a look. I feel really bad because the well-being of Rob's wife is hanging in the balance here, dependant on him somehow figuring out how to be less of a cock-up. If it weren't for that, this whole debacle would be the most fascinating and hilarious well-digging in the history of webcomics.

It bears remembering that his wife has metastatic cancer. While they've won the experimental treatment roulette and have something working for now, the reality is that very few people come back from that, even with all the new therapies coming out.

Which is to say, the most likely trajectory for the next few years is for Rob and his wife to be going through the roller coaster ride of her dying slowly of a horrible disease.

I mean, I hope for their sake that she pulls through and is cured, and wish them well. But Rob is not, nor will he be, in a good state to write the comic or make rational business decisions, and I think we need to temper our expectations for the foreseeable future.

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bigpolar
Jun 19, 2003

Lead out in cuffs posted:


Which is to say, the most likely trajectory for the next few years is for Rob and his wife to be going through the roller coaster ride of her dying slowly of a horrible disease.

This comes across like Rob's dose of reality alt account.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Lead out in cuffs posted:

It bears remembering that his wife has metastatic cancer. While they've won the experimental treatment roulette and have something working for now, the reality is that very few people come back from that, even with all the new therapies coming out.
I don't know how much better that makes me feel about wanting to :allears: at this whole situation, his wife having a death sentence for certain rather than just hanging in the balance.

If anything, I'd expect him to cut more corners so he'd have more time to spend with her, not expand Erf's scope even more unrealistic ways.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
I thought the metastatic cancer diagnosis turned out to be completely wrong?

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


i don’t want to talk or think about robs wife’s cancer, it’s sad as hell and I hope she makes a full recovery no matter how unlikely that is. also his comic’s problems have nothing to do with that and mostly have to do with the fact that he’s a decent world builder and a terrible storyteller

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Rand Brittain posted:

I thought the metastatic cancer diagnosis turned out to be completely wrong?

As near as I can tell, it was more the diagnosis of the type of cancer that was wrong, such that Linda was getting the wrong kind of chemotherapy. She does talk about "tumors" plural, so it's still metastatic.

I've done a bit of reading on what Rob says she has (neuroendocrine carcinoma), and the treatment which sounds like the one she's getting (Avelumab) only works at all in about 30% of patients, and is curative in an even smaller fraction. From what Linda's posted, she's only getting a partial response at best -- the tumors might be shrinking, and at least they don't seem to be spreading further. But this is an experimental treatment and it doesn't seem like there's good long-term follow-up data. In a lot of cases with therapies like that, the cancer eventually develops resistance after months or years.

I mean, keep holding onto hope for them -- cancer prognosis is never 100% certain -- but be prepared for the worst.


bigpolar posted:

This comes across like Rob's dose of reality alt account.

I work in cancer research :smith:

Mniot
May 22, 2003
Not the one you know

Android Blues posted:

Developing a procedural 3D city generation engine for your 2D webcomic's art is definitely a...bold...idea...

I mean, drawing establishing shots of cities is a pain. It sucks drawing a thousand tiny boxes with consistent scale and perspective, it's a nightmare that's Escherian in scope. But perhaps the solution might be fewer establishing shots of cities?

Balder's going to be like the Flickr and Slack guy: his webcomic will flame out but the AI he develops to sketch cities will be bought by Facebook for millions and used to generate photo-realistic ads showing your friends being held hostage in some foreign country and you need to send money to the kidnappers.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Explain?

Mniot
May 22, 2003
Not the one you know
There's this guy who tries to develop an MMO game but its ambition is way beyond the ability of the little studio he's got. But during development they build a photo-sharing system and even though the game goes nowhere the photo-share system is Flickr and Yahoo buys it for a bunch of money. Then he tries to build some other game that also goes nowhere but during development they make the in-game chat system and even though the game goes nowhere the chat system is Slack and is doing well selling IRC to businesses.

It's like the ultimate Silicon Valley fantasy to "pivot" from some bad business plan into something that suddenly makes you rich. Like, if the Etherium-mining thing had somehow worked out everyone would be talking about how this guy's such a genius -- leverages an aimless webcomic into a billion dollar cryptocoin-mining ring!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Okay, fair. If he'd come up with the scheme a year and a half ago, he'd probably be a quadzillionaire right now. ...and then lose it all in the crash anyways. :j:

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
It looks like he's getting through the backer stories by finding a way to combine this one with the new prologue.

In the meantime, this one is hella bleak.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The "backer's story" part is much better-written than the "prologue" part because at least in the backer's story we don't get more cruft about signs and strings.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
These guys are certainly interesting, at any rate.

I wonder where they heard about "children"? Erfworlders seems to instinctively understand Stupidworld words once they hear them, but they have to hear them first.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Rand Brittain posted:

These guys are certainly interesting, at any rate.

I wonder where they heard about "children"? Erfworlders seems to instinctively understand Stupidworld words once they hear them, but they have to hear them first.
Oh my God, please tell me Balder got so caught up in the minutia of the nothing bullshit that he forgot a major part of his own worldbuilding.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

PMush Perfect posted:

Oh my God, please tell me Balder got so caught up in the minutia of the nothing bullshit that he forgot a major part of his own worldbuilding.

No, it seems pretty clearly intentional, since Paige finds the concept so unpleasant for some reason that she won't even discuss it.

It's possible that Parson's ideas are starting to get around.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
The last update talks about how "Language had all sorts of little-used words that Signamancers puzzled over", so it seems like Signamancers knew about words that don't have an Erfworld context before Parson entered the picture.

Maybe the end of that sentence was "But they don't exist."

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer
There's a lot of commonly used words that refer to family. Sons, brothers, daughters. I read that part to mean that she couldn't have a heir for reasons and thus didn't want to talk about it, being an old lady and all.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
And today we learn that, yes, it is in fact possible to just write a contract with terms like "don't be evil" instead of Charlie's fifty-page bullshit. (Although, as a lawyer, Charlie's bullshit might be preferable.)

Erev
Jun 9, 2013
So the prologue-athon continues....

For all the other missteps since Book 2, this has honestly pushed me to my lowest levels of checking the comic. I'm at roughly once or twice per month from once every couple of days and only pop in long enough to see if it still reads 'Prologue'. The only webcomic I've read that has turned me off harder was Weregeek when they retconned the entire initial premise into a sham.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
I'm actually kind of interested to see what would happen if Parson just forced Charlie to sign a contract promising not to be a dick.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Rand Brittain posted:

I'm actually kind of interested to see what would happen if Parson just forced Charlie to sign a contract promising not to be a dick.

Well whatever was the condition upon breaking it would trigger instantly.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

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Rand Brittain posted:

I'm actually kind of interested to see what would happen if Parson just forced Charlie to sign a contract promising not to be a dick.

He isn't a literal penis so the contract would never be broken.

Gotta put some more effort in pulling a fast one on Charlie when it comes to contracts.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Is Charlie subject to the law of boop?

Edit: 3 AM thought, what would y'all call the point where Erfworld stopped being a critique/deconstruction of an isekai manga and turned into an actual isekai manga?

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Book 2.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

PMush Perfect posted:

Is Charlie subject to the law of boop?

Edit: 3 AM thought, what would y'all call the point where Erfworld stopped being a critique/deconstruction of an isekai manga and turned into an actual isekai manga?

Right when Charlie revealed he could end your turn anytime he wanted but somehow didn't apply this intelligently toward solving his problems and conclude the series.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Erfworld was never a critique or deconstruction of an isekai at all. If anything it's a take on hyper-strategic stories like, I dunno, Death Note or something, where everybody is trying to make extremely rational decision on how to deploy their broken powers, but failing because the rational decision is not the one they actually want to make.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



I lost interest the first time Erfworld became a webnovel instead of a comic, and now I've lost interest again where it's all prologue, all the time. Has anything interesting happened with all the introductions?

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

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I think the painful truth is that Erfworld has always been an isekai with an overly competent strategic main character. It just was funny and had the good sense to focus on Parson rather than sprawling out into the current mess.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

nimby posted:

I lost interest the first time Erfworld became a webnovel instead of a comic, and now I've lost interest again where it's all prologue, all the time. Has anything interesting happened with all the introductions?

One of the backer stories turned out to be part of the main story, which seems to be about one of the mythical 99 original sides, "Archezoa," which is the only one that still exists and maintains itself as a secret island kingdom surrounded by hostile sea life. Fumo, a warlord who popped randomly in the middle of nowhere without the skills needed to survive in his environment, appears by his Signamancy to be "properly" a unit of Archezoa even though he isn't. This has horrifying implications about how many units are born to die every turn.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

nimby posted:

I lost interest the first time Erfworld became a webnovel instead of a comic, and now I've lost interest again where it's all prologue, all the time. Has anything interesting happened with all the introductions?

It's still doing prologue webnovels, so no.

It's currently about the discovery of Atlantis by a chain-smoker and if you're at a loss for how this is plot-relevant, then so am I.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Joe Slowboat posted:

I think the painful truth is that Erfworld has always been an isekai with an overly competent strategic main character. It just was funny and had the good sense to focus on Parson rather than sprawling out into the current mess.

I mean, it's obviously an isekai; it just isn't a parody or deconstruction of the concept because pretty much everything going on here is completely normal for isekai.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

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Rand Brittain posted:

I mean, it's obviously an isekai; it just isn't a parody or deconstruction of the concept because pretty much everything going on here is completely normal for isekai.

Yes, that's what I meant - it's just an isekai. It plays the whole thing extremely straight.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Joe Slowboat posted:

Yes, that's what I meant - it's just an isekai. It plays the whole thing extremely straight.
Except for the whole part where Parson realizes at the end of Book 1 that living in a world that was basically tailor-made for his skillset (an isekai staple if there ever was one) is actually horrifying.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

PMush Perfect posted:

Is Charlie subject to the law of boop?

Edit: 3 AM thought, what would y'all call the point where Erfworld stopped being a critique/deconstruction of an isekai manga and turned into an actual isekai manga?

I'd say book 1 was critique, book 2 was straight isekai, and then everything else isn't even isekai anymore because it mostly stops using the perspective of a stand-in from our world and just narrates everything from the point of view of everyone already in that world instead. Which just makes it regular fantasy, but sometimes people talk about hexes and movement points and stuff.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

PMush Perfect posted:

Except for the whole part where Parson realizes at the end of Book 1 that living in a world that was basically tailor-made for his skillset (an isekai staple if there ever was one) is actually horrifying.

That's not abnormal for isekai either.

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
Well I am back after like five months. I see the subreddit has nothing but "prologue pages" so I assume my guess of not seeing Parson for ages hasn't been proven wrong yet.

At this point I am assuming that Rob is just bored of the characters and wants to do different stuff, but it's erfworld is his golden goose.

Kind of like Jeph Jacques with Questionable Content really, but I don't fault Jeph for that because the main characters have been relegated to side characters instead of disappearing completely.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

nimby posted:

I lost interest the first time Erfworld became a webnovel instead of a comic, and now I've lost interest again where it's all prologue, all the time. Has anything interesting happened with all the introductions?

He only got through a couple of them before the supposedly short introductions started getting bogged down in a need to show every event from every character's perspective, explain the backstory and reasoning behind every action anyone takes, explain the full rules behind every new thing that gets introduced, and so on. The current one has been going on for months, due to things like spending an entire page explaining the rules and mechanics of a particular flavor of feral scouting unit.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



To borrow some parlance from Erfworld, this comic is growing stale.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
What do you mean "growing"?

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Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



Hah, I don't really watch anime, so I wasn't aware there was a whole genre of shows revolving around getting dropped into a videogame world. It still feels like a relatively novel idea to me. :)

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