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CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

remember that time there was a few hours in between blocks?
i was sure this must have happened way more than once. briefly searched and didnt find that info but found some math on a wiki (so it must be right) that says the chance of a block found in <=10m is only 63%, <=30m is 95%, <=60m is 99.7%. worse than i expected.

also transpotimers is real

https://bitcoin.stackexchange.com/questions/77783/shortest-and-longest-block-interval-time-ever-recorded-in-bitcoin posted:

For "shortest", since timestamps are not strictly enforced and can be fudged accidentally or intentionally, it is possible for a block to have an earlier timestamp than its predecessor, by up to 2 hours (7200 seconds), in which case the time difference is negative. This has happened 13828 times. The most negative difference is −7125 seconds (1 hour 58 minutes 45 seconds) between blocks 156113 and 156114.

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BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


CampingCarl posted:

how would you even measure network downtime on something that spits out blocks with only vague predictability and nothing in between?

I don't know, but it's definitely NOT that time they had to roll back the blockchain because of a bug, or the "stress tests", or the time a russian programmer rendered the network unusable for fun, or

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




BMan posted:

I don't know, but it's definitely NOT that time they had to roll back the blockchain because of a bug, or the "stress tests", or the time a russian programmer rendered the network unusable for fun, or
of course not the stress test was a success!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



1st appellate division was very brave in the face of dumpster lawyer's mumblings

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Caliak [score hidden] 2 hours ago

I’m a realtor and a bitcoiner, last time I checked there was no rule against owning both🤔


Fortune090[S] [score hidden] 2 hours ago

I'm not saying there's a rule against it, but strictly advising against owning crypto and instead invest in something that can be more risky seems like terrible advice for a "financial planner."

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Ghostlight posted:

1st appellate division was very brave in the face of dumpster lawyer's mumblings

actually it was dumpster lawyer's lawyer. dumpster lawyer didnt speak

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Cardano has a marketcap of $2.5 billion and 8th biggest cryptocurrency without a fully functional blockchain (self.CryptoCurrency)
submitted 9 hours ago * by Timetraveler625400001 - 2 years account age. 200 - 1000 comment karma.

Is it me or is something wrong here? It’s a blockchain with a wallet nothing more. There is no staking, no other features other than only transfering funds, apart from that you can’t do anything. Is it the 40 papers of research that make it the 8th biggest crypto?

Please tell me what makes cardano worth 2.5 billion dollars. It had ico 4 years ago, it might be low key a scamcoin.


full_on_rapist_69Crypto Expert | QC: CC 60, BTC 39 266 points 9 hours ago

Once a project releases a functional product it tanks. So why would they release a working product?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
finally a legit use case for bitcoin



[Task] Looking for someone to record an egg cracking fetish video [Not NSFW] ($200 + cost of dozen eggs in BTC)Task(self.slavelabour)

submitted 4 days ago by FoodPets to /r/slavelabour

Update: this task is only available currently to people who have not done a task for me already. Sorry.

This is the weirdest task yet!

I'm looking for someone who meets the following criteria:

Male
White/caucasian
Aged 18-24
Muscular/athletic body type
Decent acting skills

Here's the task of the day:

You'll be recording a video of yourself cooking eggs, but you have an egg fetish and after you begin cracking the eggs into a bowl, you begin cracking eggs on your body and rubbing all over. (Your supposed to have an egg fetish and you enjoy the feeling of eggs on your body). After you finish cooking the eggs you will then begin to eat the eggs you cooked.

This is basically the whole gist of the video. This is a SFW task, you won't be showing any NSFW body parts, but you will be shirtless in the entire video and your face must be showing.

Important: This video will not be shared with more than 3-5 people and it will not show up on youtube or pornhub. I have done tasks like this several times in the past and have had no issues at all with paying people for this task and keeping these videos private from the public eye. I will not be sending ANY portion of the payment until the task is fully completed due to several scammers.

If you are interested please send me a DM. It would be most helpful if you could include a photo of yourself shirtless and I will reply back if you are given permission to do the task, as well as additional information.

The pay for this task is $200 (if you video fulfills all of the requirements) plus the cost of a dozen of eggs.


grandmasayshi (deleted by user)1 point3 days ago

Just got paid in full in btc for those curious

...! fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Apr 4, 2019

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
smash the eggs, eat mouth

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

smash the eggs, eat mouth

:wrong:

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

gschmidl posted:

The link at the end of your Quadriga article is broken and should be https://amycastor.com/2019/04/02/ey...ent-processors/ instead.

cheers! Amy's blog hosting got hosed up, so she's moving it and putting a pile of articles back by hand. So a pile of links got changed.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Boxturret posted:

remember that time there was a few hours in between blocks?

a few hours is not "a single second" so bitcoin has never had a single second of downtime

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Bitcoin Nerd for a second! What a feeling! (self.Bitcoin)
submitted an hour ago by crypto_millennial

My students have just asked me about how old I am and whether I own any bitcoin.

I said: I am older than the internet and I bought my first bitcoin in times when Google auto-corrected "bitcoin" to "bacon".

Haha ... What a nerd! +10000000%%%%% respect.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
l33tgamer94 5 points 17 hours ago

I’m telling all my buddies to buy bitcoin, but they’ll rather get a loan for a new car or go out and party and spend it on dumb poo poo. I guess they never heard of depreciating assets. I’ll stick with my 15 year old car kkthanksbye. To the moon!!!!! 🌙 🚀

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




...! posted:

Cardano has a marketcap of $2.5 billion and 8th biggest cryptocurrency without a fully functional blockchain (self.CryptoCurrency)
submitted 9 hours ago * by Timetraveler625400001 - 2 years account age. 200 - 1000 comment karma.

Is it me or is something wrong here? It’s a blockchain with a wallet nothing more. There is no staking, no other features other than only transfering funds, apart from that you can’t do anything. Is it the 40 papers of research that make it the 8th biggest crypto?

Please tell me what makes cardano worth 2.5 billion dollars. It had ico 4 years ago, it might be low key a scamcoin.


full_on_rapist_69Crypto Expert | QC: CC 60, BTC 39 266 points 9 hours ago

Once a project releases a functional product it tanks. So why would they release a working product?
im glad the crypto expert "full_on_rapist_69" was able to clear this up.

somehow that guys post history is worse than you would expect with a name like that.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

CampingCarl posted:

im glad the crypto expert "full_on_rapist_69" was able to clear this up.

somehow that guys post history is worse than you would expect with a name like that.

I am vehemently and irrevocably choosing to believe it's a sunny in philly reference. it is still a terrible choice of screen names

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

CampingCarl posted:

im glad the crypto expert "full_on_rapist_69" was able to clear this up.

somehow that guys post history is worse than you would expect with a name like that.

If full_on_rapist_69 and semen_thrower had a fight who do you think would win

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
we would

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
this saturday! saturday! saturday! tickets available on the blockchain!

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
it can't be down if the acceptable range of transaction times is instant to literally forever

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Hammerite posted:

If full_on_rapist_69 and semen_thrower had a fight who do you think would win

:wrong:

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
don't forget itchy_craphole

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


...! posted:

l33tgamer94 5 points 17 hours ago

I’m telling all my buddies to buy bitcoin, but they’ll rather get a loan for a new car or go out and party and spend it on dumb poo poo. I guess they never heard of depreciating assets. I’ll stick with my 15 year old car kkthanksbye. To the moon!!!!! 🌙 🚀

The important thing with money is to never use it to get things you want because it might go up in value. Just live in a hovel sitting on a pile of e-gold.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
Haters gonna hate, full_on_rapist_69 gonna rape.

I finally figured out that it’s Right In The Name!!!

I’m not a smart man, Jenny, but I know what love is.

Forrest Gump Pounded in the Butt by Bitcoins.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

DerekSmartymans posted:

Haters gonna hate, full_on_rapist_69 gonna rape.

I finally figured out that it’s Right In The Name!!!

I’m not a smart man, Jenny, but I know what love is.

Forrest Gump Pounded in the Butt by Bitcoins.

:wrong:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
https://mobile.twitter.com/dergigi/status/1113216765696380928
https://mobile.twitter.com/Mike_K_Spencer/status/1113613813465538560
https://mobile.twitter.com/Mike_K_Spencer/status/1113842912079568899
https://mobile.twitter.com/bitunits/status/1113209452008755200
https://mobile.twitter.com/bquittem/status/1113211798646345728
https://mobile.twitter.com/CitizenBitcoin/status/1113202479926337537

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i doubt all these people are bitcoin

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. I am Bitcoin

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Hammerite posted:

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. I am Bitcoin

No, I am.

Wait...

...!
Oct 5, 2003

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

i doubt all these people are bitcoin

"people"

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

"people"

ok semi sentient twitter bots

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
https://mobile.twitter.com/APompliano/status/1113840211912343552
https://mobile.twitter.com/APompliano/status/1113782917304426501
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1113835635251585024
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1113538532100968449
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1106764095913639936
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1105012248773316611
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1101935773870379008
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1101954926417186816
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1101091102684315648
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1099392361619222528
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1098521657734516736
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1097926700250345473
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1097475720555704320
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1095998508530892801
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1092437662798135297
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1088989598397681665
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1087921444326125570
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1085203591936253953
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1083457235676774402
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1080818322424385536
https://mobile.twitter.com/Vivek4real_/status/1072494687397789697

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK



Boy have I got some good news for you!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.



:wrong:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:same:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
:hmmyes:

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

BMan posted:

turn off strict content blocking in firefox

or don't!

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