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bike tory posted:Wait I thought planes wheels were motorised. Can't they taxi even if the jet engines are not working? i'm dying
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this is actually happening lol
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Apr 4, 2019 21:25
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What if you put a plane under another plane but upside down so the wheels touch eachother and
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Apr 4, 2019 21:26
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only people with a mutilated dick tip would be unclear on the airplane question. don't @ me i have a normie penis.
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Apr 4, 2019 21:28
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Turtlicious posted:only people with a mutilated dick tip would be unclear on the airplane question.
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Apr 4, 2019 21:28
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What if you hosed the plane
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Apr 4, 2019 21:28
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I hate when the plane carrying my luggage arrives much later than my flight.
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Apr 4, 2019 21:29
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Where do all the foreskins go?
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It doesn't matter how fast you run, if you're circumcized your dick will never fly.
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Zzulu posted:Where do all the foreskins go?
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FactsAreUseless posted:it's because without a foreskin, there's no way for the penis to gain lift you need the foreskin so you can inflate it with helium otherwise it just all goes pffftt out your urethra
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Apr 4, 2019 21:30
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If the plane is a prop plane and not a jet then what?
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Apr 4, 2019 21:34
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I just tied toast to the back of a cat butter side out then put it on the plane and dropped it. Let me tell you that plane took off at literal light speed. I didn't tip it though and ate it well done with beans.
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Apr 4, 2019 21:35
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FactsAreUseless posted:McNuggets Jfc, maybe don't make jokes about eating childrens' genitalia
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Apr 4, 2019 21:40
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Scholtz posted:Jfc, maybe don't make jokes about eating childrens' genitalia Some ppl get circumsized later in life though
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Apr 4, 2019 21:47
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The Bloop posted:Now do the helicopter on a record player one
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Apr 4, 2019 21:56
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They did surgery on a plane, on a treadmill, 0.999... times
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Apr 4, 2019 21:57
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Scholtz posted:Jfc, maybe don't make jokes about eating childrens' genitalia
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Apr 4, 2019 21:59
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Sagebrush posted:the conveyor belt can't keep the plane stationary. Friction exists.
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Apr 4, 2019 22:07
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Can you guys help me settle an argument with my friend? We can't decide what color this dress is. 
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Apr 4, 2019 22:08
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Luckyellow posted:Can you guys help me settle an argument with my friend? We can't decide what color this dress is. It's a beautiful chartreuse How about if you just locked the plane in place and let the earth orbit away from it?
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Apr 4, 2019 22:09
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theflyingorc posted:i honestly didn't mean to cause this Don't feel bad, you wanted to know what it was about. Now you've got front row seats!
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Apr 4, 2019 22:10
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who the gently caress is scraeming "dont make jokes about eating baby dicks" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop joking about chowing down on baby dilz
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:who the gently caress is scraeming "dont make jokes about eating baby dicks" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop joking about chowing down on baby dilz  and why not also Baby wholes 
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Apr 4, 2019 22:15
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Sounds like someone needs to go spend some time with Randaconda
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Apr 4, 2019 22:22
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Scholtz posted:Jfc, maybe don't make jokes about eating childrens' genitalia Do you have a blog
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Apr 4, 2019 22:26
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Nope, just partial ownership of a Silent Hill wiki 
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LifeSunDeath posted:and why not also Baby wholes
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:who the gently caress is scraeming "dont make jokes about eating baby dicks" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop joking about chowing down on baby dilz 
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Apr 4, 2019 22:40
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frankenfreak posted:Love the subtle hint of antisemitism with these! Are you referring to the cartoon stork doing a Groucho Marx impression? It's ok, you don't have to prove anything here my dude.
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Apr 4, 2019 22:40
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DontMockMySmock posted:Friction exists. the wheel bearings are designed to have the smallest amount of friction possible, so you ignore them for the sake of the thought experiment. otherwise you just start debating things like "well we can't even make a conveyor belt strong enough to support a jet airliner anyway" and end up stuck down the stupid hole
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PYF Macros and Memes: Down the Stupid Hole
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PYF Macros and Memes: Down the Stupid Kosher Dill Baby Whole
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Sagebrush posted:the wheel bearings are designed to have the smallest amount of friction possible, so you ignore them for the sake of the thought experiment. otherwise you just start debating things like "well we can't even make a conveyor belt strong enough to support a jet airliner anyway" and end up stuck down the stupid hole Well the problem is so often stated (poorly, perhaps) in terms of a conveyor belt that CAN stop a plane, so you're fighting against the very premise of the question. Under that premise, the plane can't take off. I agree that any reasonable, realistic plane and conveyor would be unable to fulfill that premise, and would take off. But it's completely reasonable and not stupid to say "well if the problem posits a non-moving plane, then I guess it ain't taking off", and what annoys me about this debate is that your side of the argument completely ignores this. That's why I said earlier that both sides are correct about their answers, but they're answering different questions. And then they assume the other side is stupid and condescend to them and call them names.
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If you ignore friction then the wheels would slide infinitely over the surface of the conveyor belt anyway so the whole problem wouldn't work.
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DontMockMySmock posted:Well the problem is so often stated (poorly, perhaps) in terms of a conveyor belt that CAN stop a plane, so you're fighting against the very premise of the question. Under that premise, the plane can't take off. oh hell yea we're doin this it's a flawed premise. there is no such thing as a conveyor belt that can stop a jet airplane in the manner described. end statement. it doesn't matter if the belt is going backwards at 1000 miles an hour; if the plane's engines are producing enough thrust to move it forwards at 100mph, it will do so, and the wheels will be spinning 1100mph backwards. in reality, if such a thing occurred, the tires would explode from the overspeed and the landing gear struts would dig into the belt and the plane would get flung backwards and not take off -- but that's obviously not what the question is asking. saying "okay but what if there was a conveyor belt that stopped the plane from moving, then what?" reduces the question to absurdity, like asking "would a plane take off if a wizard projected an impenetrable force field in front of it?"
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If you were at an airport to catch a conveyor belt plane, and walking along you see one of those moving sidewalks. It's going the wrong way (towards you), but just for fun you walk alongside it on stable ground and pull your wheelie luggage along the moving sidewalk in the wrong direction. If it's going 10 mph the wrong way do you have to run 10 mph forward to pull the bag? Or are the wheels just freespinning bits of rubber so it will move at the same speed as before (albeit the wheels are spinning much faster)?
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BillyC posted:
I didn't read any of the dumb crap posted since this so sorry if I ruin your detail but I could not let this blasphemy slide.        NSFW  NSFW
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Saint Freak posted:If you were at an airport to catch a conveyor belt plane, and walking along you see one of those moving sidewalks. It's going the wrong way (towards you), but just for fun you walk alongside it on stable ground and pull your wheelie luggage along the moving sidewalk in the wrong direction. If it's going 10 mph the wrong way do you have to run 10 mph forward to pull the bag? Or are the wheels just freespinning bits of rubber so it will move at the same speed as before (albeit the wheels are spinning much faster)? No no no no no Yes
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wrong date also extensive support from the french
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