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Apocalypse?
This poll is closed.
conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm ready for socialist jeb but is jeb.

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Calibanibal posted:

There are powerful experts fighting to keep the Mueller report buried

The lost documentary arts, Dumb-Fu

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/MemriTV_fan2/status/1114017652274548737?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

infuriating

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I'm just sitting on the floor, farting

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/1114019578563051520

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

reignofevil posted:

I'm ready for socialist jeb but is jeb.

where do i take the socialism ball comrad

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Plinkey posted:

where do i take the socialism ball comrad



awwww :3:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If god wanted you to have that ball it wouldn't be in the clutches of a mad creature with 18 knives on its hands.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Cohen keeps sneezing and finding collusion lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I think there are about 3000 people who would disagree

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Having kittens make you looks like a drunk amazon hoarder, because they like empty boxes and bags so at any time they are just 3-4 of either at some place in your house, hopefully this is just a phase.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Waffle House posted:

Cohen keeps sneezing and finding collusion lol

lol no

it's just shady business deals. it's not intergovernmental collusion.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lol no

it's just shady business deals. it's not intergovernmental collusion.

ah my friend, but you forget


trump

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lol no

it's just shady business deals. it's not intergovernmental collusion.

https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/1114020831426826240

lol

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Waffle House posted:

ah my friend, but you forget


trump

you should be well aware that we only remember one thing

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Cohen is the speazy mob lawyer grifter who avenatti wishes he could be. Run for president michael cohen.

animist
Aug 28, 2018
tulkmms

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Reality Winter posted:

Cohen is the speazy mob lawyer grifter who avenatti wishes he could be. Run for president michael cohen.

i think you can technically vote for someone in jail

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Plinkey posted:

Having kittens make you looks like a drunk amazon hoarder, because they like empty boxes and bags so at any time they are just 3-4 of either at some place in your house, hopefully this is just a phase.

No this is the new normal

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

does this mean that the President of the United States, a known criminal, is a criminal?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Poniard posted:

you should be well aware that we only remember one thing

how could I forget

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Plinkey posted:

Having kittens make you looks like a drunk amazon hoarder, because they like empty boxes and bags so at any time they are just 3-4 of either at some place in your house, hopefully this is just a phase.

cats will love the box a toy came in way long more than the toy. this is your life now

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Waffle House posted:

how could I forget

never forget sailor

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

does this mean that the President of the United States, a known criminal, is a criminal?

it's ok

repeat fox news guest glenn greenwald says it's ok he gets away with crime now

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Should it happen you are accused of cultivating a satanic seed, deny everything. A landlord told me that.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

reignofevil posted:

No this is the new normal


Consummate Professional posted:

cats will love the box a toy came in way long more than the toy. this is your life now

I'm fine with this, they sleep with me every night and keep me warm, two cat nights.

Also buying this 65" tv to replace the sketch-o tv, and the 55" is going in my bed room.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

beto sex cramp posted:

never forget sailor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CDQWhfnVkc

:patriot:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


beto sex cramp posted:

never forget sailor

poo poo man, I can't, I've got the loving shirt now

also



god loving drat.

trump lmao

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ah doing laps around the house at 1 am, cool cats, why dont you just calm the gently caress down

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Plinkey posted:

Having kittens make you looks like a drunk amazon hoarder, because they like empty boxes and bags so at any time they are just 3-4 of either at some place in your house, hopefully this is just a phase.

Cats never stop doing this and it owns so embrace it

My cat absolutely loves sleeping on pizza boxes

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Plinkey posted:

Having kittens make you looks like a drunk amazon hoarder, because they like empty boxes and bags so at any time they are just 3-4 of either at some place in your house, hopefully this is just a phase.

my cat is 6 years old and i have a handful of old plastic bags and cardboard boxes floating around my living room for the same reason sorry friend its life

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Large brown paper grocery bags are the best but who has them anymore?

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

it's insane how they're getting away with all this lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

Cats never stop doing this and it owns so embrace it

My cat absolutely loves sleeping on pizza boxes


campfire posted:

my cat is 6 years old and i have a handful of old plastic bags and cardboard boxes floating around my living room for the same reason sorry friend its life





i call them my little idiots

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

what the hell? why did they kick out sailor moon? I don't think I want to vote for this guy

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

clinton got impeached over a blowjob, obama received major criticism for tan suit and dijon mustard, and now TRUMP keeps trumping along unharmed while completely coated in corruption, graft, and lies

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

clinton got impeached over a blowjob, obama received major criticism for tan suit and dijon mustard, and now TRUMP keeps trumping along unharmed while completely coated in corruption, graft, and lies

welcome to gerrymandering

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Plinkey posted:

ah doing laps around the house at 1 am, cool cats, why dont you just calm the gently caress down

oh no, dude, you live with small, soft typhoons now

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Roosevelt posted:

clinton got impeached over a blowjob, obama received major criticism for tan suit and dijon mustard, and now TRUMP keeps trumping along unharmed while completely coated in corruption, graft, and lies

its presidential harassment and it has to STOP

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