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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

'Offer a free trade agreement' he says, as if we could even figure out what free trade agreement we want to loving offer by next loving week, let alone get the EU to agree to it.

E: 1 April 1924: Adolf Hitler is sentenced to 5 years in prison for participating in the Beer Hall Putsch. He would serve only 8 months and not get shivved unfortunately.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/tombarton/status/1114130845130985472

down with this sort of thing

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Any other Labour Party members received a call asking if you want to stand as an MEP? How on earth do they select for that?

Edit: maybe they took note when I answered "I'm a really good shot with a rifle" to "how could you help the Labour Party more?"

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Jose posted:

owned lol

:votegop:

won’t vote for the party that might potentially reduce her income, will vote for the party that actually loving did reduce her income

boomers are beyond loving help

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm concerned about how many people think a 'free trade' deal won't cost anything lol

Thats... uhhhh... not what the 'free' means lol

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Sanford posted:

Any other Labour Party members received a call asking if you want to stand as an MEP? How on earth do they select for that?

I got an email about it just now, yeah. I'm unemployed at the moment so I'm almost tempted.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Yeah I got that, someone just called me to arrange "a proper chat" about it next week. I declined because - baby, allotment, D&D campaign - I've got my hands full right now.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

thespaceinvader posted:

I got an email about it just now, yeah. I'm unemployed at the moment so I'm almost tempted.

Heck, I'd do it if I was unemployed.

It sounds like the easiest job in the world if you're lazy, and if you're not you might get to do some good.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i mean it's a really cushy job

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

My view was that if Remain won after the referendum then I'd apply to be an MEP and go for Varoufakis's change-from-within strategy.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm concerned about how many people think a 'free trade' deal won't cost anything lol

Thats... uhhhh... not what the 'free' means lol

Traitorous Remoaner Talk

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Free trips to Europe and all you have to do is press the "MAXIMUM SOCIALISM" button whenever anything comes up for a vote

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

thespaceinvader posted:

I got an email about it just now, yeah. I'm unemployed at the moment so I'm almost tempted.

Hell yeah, do it. I'll shitpost for your campaign on twitter.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Getting paid to vote against arseholes like Orban and Wilders sounds like a win-win tbh.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Sanford posted:

Any other Labour Party members received a call asking if you want to stand as an MEP? How on earth do they select for that?
I got one as well so I assume there was no selection process because I'm the last loving person who should be representing anything. :v:

timetodie
Apr 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Tesseraction posted:

countries will internationally recognise Corbyn as the interim leader?

People dying on the streets because they can't afford food and medicine.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
gently caress, RIP Loafer



Also if your posting history wouldn't rule you out of a position then go for it I guess shoulda posted harder scrubs

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
How many MEP candidates do Labour need if they want to fully contest in every region?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

thespaceinvader posted:

E: 1 April 1924: Adolf Hitler is sentenced to 5 years in prison for participating in the Beer Hall Putsch. He would serve only 8 months and not get shivved unfortunately.
If he'd ran off and spent 7 years hiding in the Yugoslavian Embassy and moping while everyone realized what a dickhead he was, the world would have been better for it.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Julio Cruz posted:

How many MEP candidates do Labour need if they want to fully contest in every region?

enough that they're actually asking goons lol

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I thought the tories were struggling to find local candidates but if Labour is trying to recruit goons to Euro parliament then obviously the problem is more widespread than I thought!

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Julio Cruz posted:

How many MEP candidates do Labour need if they want to fully contest in every region?

There are 73 UK MEPs.

And yeah, I say almost tempted because honestly, I don't feel like I'd be good enough at it, and I'd prefer to avoid anything which puts me even close to being a public figure because honestly gently caress that poo poo.

I wouldn't want to do it if I wasn't going to do it properly.

Plus there's a good chance I'd have to interact with Nigel Farage without punching him and I don't think I could do that.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

timetodie posted:

People dying on the streets because they can't afford food and medicine.

that's already happening here d/t austerity

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

timetodie posted:

People dying on the streets because they can't afford food and medicine.

We've actually already got the police enforcing that thanks.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

V. Illych L. posted:

enough that they're actually asking goons lol

GOON MEET

(In European Parliament)

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/robpowellnews/status/1114140654458802177?s=20

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

V. Illych L. posted:

enough that they're actually asking goons lol

well yeah but it makes a difference whether it’s they can’t find 10 people total or they’re just looking for a couple more to get to the maximum 75

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

timetodie posted:

People dying on the streets because they can't afford food and medicine.

Yea, but what about brexit?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

thespaceinvader posted:

There are 73 UK MEPs.

And yeah, I say almost tempted because honestly, I don't feel like I'd be good enough at it, and I'd prefer to avoid anything which puts me even close to being a public figure because honestly gently caress that poo poo.

I wouldn't want to do it if I wasn't going to do it properly.

Plus there's a good chance I'd have to interact with Nigel Farage without punching him and I don't think I could do that.

honestly just become a wonk backbencher on the extremely off chance that you actually get elected, it's good 4 u

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

thespaceinvader posted:

There are 73 UK MEPs.

And yeah, I say almost tempted because honestly, I don't feel like I'd be good enough at it, and I'd prefer to avoid anything which puts me even close to being a public figure because honestly gently caress that poo poo.

I wouldn't want to do it if I wasn't going to do it properly.

Plus there's a good chance I'd have to interact with Nigel Farage without punching him and I don't think I could do that.

Well one of the last times a Labour politician started a fight we got Corbyn so don't let that stop you.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Current Brexit Status: ??

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


thespaceinvader posted:

There are 73 UK MEPs.

And yeah, I say almost tempted because honestly, I don't feel like I'd be good enough at it, and I'd prefer to avoid anything which puts me even close to being a public figure because honestly gently caress that poo poo.

I wouldn't want to do it if I wasn't going to do it properly.

Plus there's a good chance I'd have to interact with Nigel Farage without punching him and I don't think I could do that.

Do it mate, I can think of no better endorsement than "I browse the UKMT on the Something Awful dot com forums and broadly agree with what I read there". You'd get my vote.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Sloth Life posted:

Had my very first JC is anti semitic in the wild. Not labour, him himself. When I explained about Jewdas the conversation turned to how of course he is, it's in the news. I mentioned the press are Tories and welp, I am now a conspiracy theorist in their opinion.

I hear about Corbyn's anti-semitism quite frequently, but I live in New York.

EDIT: Apparently there was a really nasty mural he defended?

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

thespaceinvader posted:


E: 1 April 1924: Adolf Hitler is sentenced to 5 years in prison for participating in the Beer Hall Putsch. He would serve only 8 months and not get shivved unfortunately.

Rumor has it he spend his time in prison writing a traditional Austrian cooking book titled "Mein Mampf" but due to a lack of publisher he had to change some details.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

well yeah but it makes a difference whether it’s they can’t find 10 people total or they’re just looking for a couple more to get to the maximum 75


From the link in the email:

Please see a list of all the current vacancies below:



East Midlands Region – 4 vacancies

Eastern Region – 6 vacancies

London Region – 6 vacancies

North East Region – 1 vacancy

North West Region – 5 vacancies

Scotland – 5 vacancies

South East Region – 9 vacancies

South West Region – 5 vacancies

Wales – 3 vacancies

West Midlands Region – 5 vacancies

Yorkshire and the Humber – 5 vacancies

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Be the change you want to see in the world, goons. Even standing as a paper candidate gives other like minded voters in your area someone to vote for and involves little to zero effort in terms of campaigning (and the benefit over standing as an independent is the party puts up your deposit)

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Brony Car posted:

I hear about Corbyn's anti-semitism quite frequently, but I live in New York.

EDIT: Apparently there was a really nasty mural he defended?

The reaction to the mural is pretty much the only thing I've ever seen that can honestly be referred to as anti-semitic that Corbyn has ever done, and I honestly doubt he actually grasped all the implications of it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sanford posted:

Any other Labour Party members received a call asking if you want to stand as an MEP? How on earth do they select for that?

Edit: maybe they took note when I answered "I'm a really good shot with a rifle" to "how could you help the Labour Party more?"

on the one hand i'm unemployed and it pays incredibly well on the other i absolutely hate any public speaking and i'd presumably have to do some

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tesseraction posted:

From the link in the email:

Please see a list of all the current vacancies below:



East Midlands Region – 4 vacancies

Eastern Region – 6 vacancies

London Region – 6 vacancies

North East Region – 1 vacancy

North West Region – 5 vacancies

Scotland – 5 vacancies

South East Region – 9 vacancies

South West Region – 5 vacancies

Wales – 3 vacancies

West Midlands Region – 5 vacancies

Yorkshire and the Humber – 5 vacancies

If memory serves MEPs are elected on a list basis, so every party puts up enough candidates to fill every slot.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jedit posted:

If memory serves MEPs are elected on a list basis, so every party puts up enough candidates to fill every slot.

Yep. Most of the lower people are just there to pad the list.

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