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superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

:vince:

f.e. are there any GoT parodies of the Vince smilie?

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Drunken Baker posted:

It's Always Sunny in Westeros

"They say 'Charlie, you're the Grey Worm. You're the Grey Worm, Charlie!' Well if I'm the Grey Worm then I'll be the Grey Worm!" *huffs ammonia*

Day King (ahhhhh)
Fighter of the Night King (ahhhhh)
Champion of the Sun

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfwZ8Znbr0

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



it was a lethal bukkake

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

RBA Starblade posted:

Day King (ahhhhh)
Fighter of the Night King (ahhhhh)
Champion of the Sun

Master of Water Dancing
And honor
For everyone

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Bobby Digital posted:

Season 8 death spoiler





Is the spoiler that the Mountain had a hair transplant?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
The spoilers are stupid garbage and that's why they're 100% real

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
“The world’s only rape-free private army” is kind of the ultimate woke brand.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

last year i wnt around to every thread posting the spoilers and got probated for it and everything but i would just like to say that i never read the spoilers, they were for you to read.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

There episode where the unsullied and the iron bank have a rap battle on twitter.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the song of ice and fire is actually the screams dany makes when she has diarrhea

the b plot of the first 4 episodes (out of 6) will be dany overcoming dysentery

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

mcvey posted:

Volcano arm?

In the books, a character gets a volcano arm.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

none of the jokes about danaerys getting diarrhea are funny.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hell Yeah posted:

none of the jokes about danaerys getting diarrhea are funny.

says who

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Hell Yeah posted:

last year i wnt around to every thread posting the spoilers and got probated for it and everything but i would just like to say that i never read the spoilers, they were for you to read.

Legit think you could spoil them now and no one would care

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

yeah i'm not gonna do it this year

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

or am i

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I... don’t.... care :agesilaus:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

General Dog posted:

“The world’s only rape-free private army” is kind of the ultimate woke brand.

Idk replace their phallic spears with lassos and maybe we can talk.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

General Dog posted:

“The world’s only rape-free private army” is kind of the ultimate woke brand.

Allied with the world's most rapiest army.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

In the books, a character gets a volcano arm.

That's cool, I guess

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

mcvey posted:

That's cool, I guess

He's actually still extremely boring

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

what is a volcano arm it sounds badass

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Maybe unsullied can get volcano dicks

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I have a volcano arm but it’s my dick and cum

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

If it burns it’s probably gonorrhea

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


A wizard cures victarion of something and it burns his arm and it's perpetually burning but no longer hurts

then the book ends before victarion does anything remotely cool

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Monkies throw poo poo at him?

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

Fried Watermelon posted:

A wizard cures victarion of something and it burns his arm and it's perpetually burning but no longer hurts

then the book ends before victarion does anything remotely cool

Giving sacrifices to every god there is simultaneously was kinda cool?

God drat those last 2 books are nothing but filler chapters that go nowhere.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Jaime Lannister, having just stabbed Cersei in the back, collapses onto the steps in front of the Iron Throne

"Boy," he sighs, "I'm just so tired of all these throne games."

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Loden Taylor posted:

Jaime Lannister, having just stabbed Cersei in the back, collapses onto the steps in front of the Iron Throne

"Boy," he sighs, "I'm just so tired of all these throne games."

Cersei, bleeding on tge ground:

"The game of Thrones . . . You win or you die . . . I lost The Game of Thrones . . . By dying"

Audiences still confused, don't understand

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Hell Yeah posted:

none of the jokes about danaerys getting diarrhea are funny.

Not funnier than just quoting the end of Dances With Dragons, true

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"Wow, these games for the thrones sure are something"

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Phi230 posted:

Cersei, bleeding on tge ground:

"The game of Thrones . . . You win or you die . . . I lost The Game of Thrones . . . By dying"

Audiences still confused, don't understand

Tyrion stands off to the side, reflecting on everything they've all lost due to their lust for power.

"It seems the only way to win...is not to play." (sheds a single tear)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Melisandre walks in topless and winks at the camera.

~Fin~

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Solice Kirsk posted:

Melisandre walks in topless and winks at the camera.

~Fin~

In her true form, that is.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

*jaime places a hotel on Castilly Rock*



*cersei flips board* I loving HATE PLAYING THE GAME OF THRONES GOD DAMNIT

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

thatfatkid posted:

Giving sacrifices to every god there is simultaneously was kinda cool?

God drat those last 2 books are nothing but filler chapters that go nowhere.

Also any of the "leaked" chapters from Winds of Winter put out so far are leftovers from Dance With Dragons, which was really a split from A Feast For Crows in the first place. So really Gurm blew his wad 15 years ago and is just picking up the pieces.

lmao I went to watch him read a chapter from Winds, I think it was the Tyrion one, and that was like 8 years ago. That book ain't ever coming out.

Laterite fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Apr 6, 2019

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
Even if by some miracle WoW does come out, the last book is definitely never coming out.

WoW will in best case scenario (like 5 fingers off the monkey paw at once scenario) come out next year, which gives us a 9 year window between DwD and WoW.

That means that at best the last book will take another 9 years to complete, by which time the gurm will be fat, 80 years old and sitting on a buttload of $$$ of the combined product of the book sales, the show and any other spinoff you can drat bet HBO will make

I don't know about you but if I were him I would certainly not be motivated at all to finish the drat books even if I made it to that age in prime health

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It's going to be over. It's finally going to be over.

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