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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Picnic Princess posted:

I have zero desire to play with Batman's disembodied frozen testicle.

You can heat it up in a microwave.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:14

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/snfalkenburg/status/1113563132121747458

Savannah's step dad is pretty cool.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:18

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

there is nothing in this world like the love between an older man and his tiny dog

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:21

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Anyone post this loving thing yet? Cause I just screenshotted it irl

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:26

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Blind Rasputin posted:

A man walks into a resort, and the first sign he sees reads "LOOL AREA"

He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.

“Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’."

The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.

There was a sign which read, “Serving Lierogies and Lork tonight.”

Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.

Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, “Where’s the lunchline?”

Your options are then "pine for breakfast" or "pine for dinner." I think that's precisely the lunchline.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:38

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:57

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

JoelJoel posted:

This is a funny image. If you don't get it, you're racist. Now explain it to me or admit you're a horrible person.

It's a pun on the term crab watch

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:01

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

JoelJoel posted:

This is a funny image. If you don't get it, you're racist. Now explain it to me or admit you're a horrible person.

The crab is wearing an Oyster Perpetual, but this is incorrect, because it is a crab and as mortal as any of us

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:10

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Paladinus posted:

You can heat it up in a microwave.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:13

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

trickybiscuits posted:

fixed

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:28

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Phy posted:

The crab is wearing an Oyster Perpetual, but this is incorrect, because it is a crab and as mortal as any of us

Most racist so far. You should feel awful.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:31

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/snfalkenburg/status/1113563132121747458

This is very awesome.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:38

John Murdoch: May 19, 2009; I can tune a fish.

null_pointer posted:

I can't believe I'm asking this, and I deserve whatever happens ... but is this a jerking off joke?

Trump's SA account spotted.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:39

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

If you knee-jerk respond to anything about Japan as "weaboo poo poo" then you're probably racist hth

And for like the thousandth time, loving mute GG if you don't like his shtick. At least he's contributing content. Often you have to infer the context a little to understand it, and usually that's not very difficult, but instead of doing that if he posts something even a little bit vague y'all jump in here to complain about it as though he's made some totally impenetrable poo poo post. But then you'll go to the loving meme thread and post some random poo poo with like 10 layers of meme behind it that you need to have seen every meme for the last 4 years to even remotely understand.

So in short, stop making GBS threads up the thread with pages of complaints.

Post funny pictures

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:48

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

bike tory posted:

Post funny pictures

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:50

Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

JoelJoel posted:

This is a funny image. If you don't get it, you're racist. Now explain it to me or admit you're a horrible person.

This kills the crab.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:51

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

E: ^^^- you're a monster. A racist, racist monster.

bike tory posted:

If you knee-jerk respond to anything about Japan as "weaboo poo poo" then you're probably racist hth

And for like the thousandth time, loving mute GG if you don't like his shtick. At least he's contributing content. Stop making GBS threads up the thread with pages of complaints

Post funny pictures

Way to go full Neo with the point. Regardless, you're right about content (and still super racist for not explaining the crab).

I like this one:

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 19:55

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

The eyes one is legit cool.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:05

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

MarcusSA posted:

I figure if he's watching anyway you may as well get an assist

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:05

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

The Bloop posted:

I figure if he's watching anyway you may as well get an assist

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:18

Gokuweed420: Feb 1, 2019; by FactsAreUseless

It's funny because crabs don't wear watches.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Gokuweed420 posted:

It's funny because crabs don't wear watches.

Mine does.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:31

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

https://twitter.com/OhMyMithrandir/status/1114231677025378304

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:31

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

You realize that there's an entire country of people who speak Japanese and that 99% of the culture actually has nothing to do with anime, right

See I always assumed this had to be the case, but whenever I see anyone on the internet talking about some good Japanese movie or TV show, 95% of the time it's anime, and 50% of the time it's giant robot or school girl anime. Weeaboos are ruining my entire image of a country.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:36

PaulBearer: Jul 23, 2013

bike tory posted:

If you knee-jerk respond to anything about Japan as "weaboo poo poo" then you're probably racist hth

Weeaboo doesn't refer to the Japanese, but to idiots from other countries who act like Japan is the promised land based on very limited knowledge of its culture and history and because the lovely schoolgirl anime they jerk off to rarely shows the earthquakes and racism and misogyny and pressure in school and jobs that drives so many people to depression and suicide, and instead depicts how the biggest losers get the hottest chicks which is something they can relate to, and if you can explain to me how this is racist just go ahead.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:42

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Gokuweed420 posted:

It's funny because crabs don't wear watches.

Does it count if I wrap the watch around my gonads?

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:43

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

PaulBearer posted:

New Lego Mortal Kombat movie gonna be bomb af

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:48

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Ok motherfuckers.

So the crab with three watches is a subversive allusion to one of the Chinese Communist Party's guiding socio-political tenets that it adopted in the mid 2000s as part of its broader modernisation program. It is likely to get you in deep poo poo with the Chinese government.

To explain: that particular kind of crab was used by Chinese people in the early days of the internet to refer to censorship because its name, h�xi�, is very pronounced similarly to the Chinese word for harmony (h�xi�) which has been used as a euphemism for censorship since the social revolution.

The Chinese phrase d�i sān ge biǎo means "river crab wearing three watches" and is close to the phrase sān ge d�ibiǎo meaning "the important thought of Three Represents", i.e. the name for the aforementioned socio-political tenet adopted by the CCP in the mid-2000s. So the picture alludes to how the CCP uses censorship to achieve its goals.

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:49

BillyC: Feb 19, 2013; everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud; Bread Liar

The Bloop posted:

I figure if he's watching anyway you may as well get an assist

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:51

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

PaulBearer posted:

Weeaboo doesn't refer to the Japanese, but to idiots from other countries who act like Japan is the promised land based on very limited knowledge of its culture and history and because the lovely schoolgirl anime they jerk off to rarely shows the earthquakes and racism and misogyny and pressure in school and jobs that drives so many people to depression and suicide, and instead depicts how the biggest losers get the hottest chicks which is something they can relate to, and if you can explain to me how this is racist just go ahead.

Because by kneejerk responding to anything asian as "weeaboo poo poo" you're defining it by those people and then dismissing it. If you associate all asian things with weeaboos that's your problem.

e: like the pic that started this whole thing was something that had absolutely nothing to do with anime or manga or whatever the gently caress, and someone called it weeaboo poo poo because it had Kanji in the picture. If you don't think that's racist then I have some bad news for you

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# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:52

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

bike tory posted:

Ok motherfuckers.

So the crab with three watches is a subversive allusion to one of the Chinese Communist Party's guiding socio-political tenets that it adopted in the mid 2000s as part of its broader modernisation program. It is likely to get you in deep poo poo with the Chinese government.

To explain: that particular kind of crab was used by Chinese people in the early days of the internet to refer to censorship because its name, h�xi�, is very pronounced similarly to the Chinese word for harmony (h�xi�) which has been used as a euphemism for censorship since the social revolution.

The Chinese phrase d�i sān ge biǎo means "river crab wearing three watches" and is close to the phrase sān ge d�ibiǎo meaning "the important thought of Three Represents", i.e. the name for the aforementioned socio-political tenet adopted by the CCP in the mid-2000s. So the picture alludes to how the CCP uses censorship to achieve its goals.

Pffft everyone knows how to use the three sea crab clocks

# ? Apr 5, 2019 20:54

Gokuweed420: Feb 1, 2019; by FactsAreUseless

bike tory posted:

Ok motherfuckers.

So the crab with three watches is a subversive allusion to one of the Chinese Communist Party's guiding socio-political tenets that it adopted in the mid 2000s as part of its broader modernisation program. It is likely to get you in deep poo poo with the Chinese government.

To explain: that particular kind of crab was used by Chinese people in the early days of the internet to refer to censorship because its name, h�xi�, is very pronounced similarly to the Chinese word for harmony (h�xi�) which has been used as a euphemism for censorship since the social revolution.

The Chinese phrase d�i sān ge biǎo means "river crab wearing three watches" and is close to the phrase sān ge d�ibiǎo meaning "the important thought of Three Represents", i.e. the name for the aforementioned socio-political tenet adopted by the CCP in the mid-2000s. So the picture alludes to how the CCP uses censorship to achieve its goals.

Crabs don't wear watches, normally. The subversion of basic social expectations generates humor. Its funny because crabs don't wear watches.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:05

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

PaulBearer posted:

😎

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:11

Clockwork Sputnik: Nov 6, 2004; 24 Hour Party Monster

JoelJoel posted:

i'm TATE HAMPS

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:11

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Picnic Princess posted:

NO

drat straight. You gotta gently sous vide that fucker.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:36

Beast Pussy: Nov 30, 2006; You are dark inside

JoelJoel posted:

Do you have a name or a source for this? I'd like to find it big enough to put on my wall.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

i'm TATE HAMPS

I'm Spa, the game.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:41

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Beast Pussy posted:

Do you have a name or a source for this? I'd like to find it big enough to put on my wall.

tineye says the original filename is news_press_sun__jun_13__1982_-e1527912925154
But it finds no other instances of the image anywhere besides that one wordpress article, so you probably have to go figure out which newspaper named Sun had an article about video games on June 13, 1982.

e. the article actually sources it:
Pac-Mania reflected in the eyes of a reprogrammed �Pac-Addict�: News Press Sun, New York, �Video Games Striking Fear Into Hearts of Parents� June 13, 1982 Artist Jim Mazzotta
and if you strip the resizing from the html, you get the full size image:

but this looks to me like a high-res scan of a low-res newspaper clipping, complete with crease across the middle.

E. Here's the artist:
https://www.instagram.com/jimmazzotta/
Maybe if you contact him he can send you a better copy.

Even though this "beach art" doesn't look anything like the eyes, I'm sure it's the same guy because of this bio

Leperflesh has a new favorite as of 22:06 on Apr 5, 2019

# ? Apr 5, 2019 21:58

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

bike tory posted:

Ok motherfuckers.

So the crab with three watches is a subversive allusion to one of the Chinese Communist Party's guiding socio-political tenets that it adopted in the mid 2000s as part of its broader modernisation program. It is likely to get you in deep poo poo with the Chinese government.

To explain: that particular kind of crab was used by Chinese people in the early days of the internet to refer to censorship because its name, héxiè, is very pronounced similarly to the Chinese word for harmony (héxié) which has been used as a euphemism for censorship since the social revolution.

The Chinese phrase dài sān ge biǎo means "river crab wearing three watches" and is close to the phrase sān ge dàibiǎo meaning "the important thought of Three Represents", i.e. the name for the aforementioned socio-political tenet adopted by the CCP in the mid-2000s. So the picture alludes to how the CCP uses censorship to achieve its goals.

Nah, it's cause a sea bug has no concept of time. And three is far too many watches!

How's it feel to be mega racist and wrong?

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MrUnderbridge posted:

drat straight. You gotta gently sous vide that fucker.

Boil it mash it stick it in a stew

# ? Apr 5, 2019 22:06

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