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Put the telly on the wall
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Nah, then it makes entering/exiting the room intimidating, and guarantee you'll clip your shoulder on it while drunk one night.
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Also a TV directly facing a sliding door seems like glare city
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Board up the balcony doors!
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The Bloop posted:Also a TV directly facing a sliding door seems like glare city
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Apr 5, 2019 19:42
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There are electronic blackout blinds on the balcony, so maybe we can deal with glare, but yeah not going to put the tv in between bed and coffee.
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Apr 5, 2019 20:02
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electronic blinds ??? just like a strange way to say made for TV glare or something else
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I don't know what you're supposed to call them, automatic blinds? It's a European thing I guess, I'm new here.
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Apr 5, 2019 21:01
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Suspend the TV from the ceiling immediately above the coffee table, slowly rotating so that everyone gets to see it, while keeping it out of the way.
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Apr 5, 2019 21:16
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PurpleXVI posted:Suspend the TV from the ceiling immediately above the coffee table, slowly rotating so that everyone gets to see it, while keeping it out of the way. That is super dumb, PurpleXVI. Any given chair will be able to see the TV for less than half the time and will miss important bits. What he needs to do is get a second TV, glue them back to back, then suspend them from the ceiling immediately above the coffee table, slowly rotating so that everyone gets to see them, while keeping them out of the way. Wait, don't rotate them slowly, rotate them fast. So fast that the flickering images blur together like a film. Then every seat will get a continuous view of the action.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That is super dumb, PurpleXVI. Any given chair will be able to see the TV for less than half the time and will miss important bits. What he needs to do is get a second TV, glue them back to back, then suspend them from the ceiling immediately above the coffee table, slowly rotating so that everyone gets to see them, while keeping them out of the way. Better yet, 3 TVs in a triangular formation
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Iron Crowned posted:Better yet, 3 TVs in a triangular formation Too many missed angles. Clearly we need a TVtrahedron.
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A disco ball, but it's hundreds of TVs. e: No, that's too many TVs.
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Apr 5, 2019 21:29
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Just the one TV, but install large mirrors on all wall surfaces to get an infinite number of TVs visible from anywhere in the room.
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SurgicalOntologist posted:There are electronic blackout blinds on the balcony, so maybe we can deal with glare, but yeah not going to put the tv in between bed and coffee. Do you own this place? If so, you could consider the nuclear option of demolishing the fireplace. Just putting a wood burner in a less irritating spot if you miss it.
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Apr 5, 2019 21:40
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lol just lol if you watch tv in the afternoon *we have kids and a set tv viewing time policy
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Apr 6, 2019 00:59
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Install TV in throne room. Then post toilet.
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Apr 6, 2019 01:32
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Toilet tax
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there wolf posted:Toilet tax The color scheme is oddly calming, but...someone's fetish is showing.
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there wolf posted:Toilet tax Is that the light background version of Joistmstr's picture across from the bathshoe?
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there wolf posted:Toilet tax Is the shoesink at the right intended to be wheelchair accessible or what? It looks like it is almost floor level.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Is the shoesink at the right intended to be wheelchair accessible or what? It looks like it is almost floor level. Kids was all I could think, since there's nothing else wheelchair accessible in the room. I was thinking it was some hotel or spa somewhere.
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Apr 6, 2019 03:42
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Could be a foot washing sink, I have a hunch that the owner likes feet.
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there wolf posted:Toilet tax That's not how you poo poo in a shoe
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Golbez posted:One year in college my single-occupancy dorm room had only a sink, we had to go to a communal bathroom for a toilet. You bet your rear end I peed in that sink when it was 2am and I didn't feel like putting on shoes and clothes. You wash your dishes in that sink?
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underage at the vape shop posted:You wash your dishes in that sink? Why do you think they were peeing in the sink in the first place?
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why do you think its called a p trap jesus
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There was an old woman who poo poo in a shoe...
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there wolf posted:Toilet tax This is phallic imagery, but solely for women. Does that makes sense? Who designed this? Willy Wonka's foot fetish having sibling?
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value-brand cereal posted:This is phallic imagery, but solely for women. Does that makes sense? Who designed this? Willy Wonka's foot fetish having sibling? Do you think women can’t do phallic imagery? Were you around for the last decade and a half of obelisks and pillars and random finials dominating Home Goods decor? My mom alone probably has like close to 20 or 25 obelisks. I’ll post pics sometime.
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Electric Bugaloo posted:My mom alone probably has like close to 20 or 25 obelisks. I’ll post pics sometime. https://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-Golden-Obelisk-Ancient/dp/B002ZPL9GC 
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there wolf posted:Toilet tax I actually like the color/texture scheme here, hate the layout and the fixtures. It's like the female version of beatmasterJ designed a bathroom for the gentlemen who
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The shoe toilet looks incredibly awful to sit on.
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Imagine how it feels to wear it
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Apr 7, 2019 02:19
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Don’t judge the owner of that bathroom until you’ve poo poo a mile in their shoes.
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TheManWithNoName posted:Don’t judge the owner of that bathroom until you’ve poo poo a mile in their shoes. Or walked a mile on beatmasterJ's bath rocks
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Do you think women can’t do phallic imagery? Were you around for the last decade and a half of obelisks and pillars and random finials dominating Home Goods decor? No, I mean more like the female version of phallic imagery, but isn't exactly yonic imagery. Actually this feels like BeatoffMaster's bathroom in an alternate universe. 'Oh, Females like shoes? Well since they make the decision on real estate purchases, surely this bathroom with shoes in it will seal the deal!!!'
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value-brand cereal posted:surely this bathroom with shoes in it will seal the deal!!!' Would you call that a shoe-in?
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TheManWithNoName posted:Don’t judge the owner of that bathroom until you’ve poo poo a mile in their shoes. That’ll take me at least...a week to poop that much. I don’t have that kind of time!
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