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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jubs posted:

Did SI sign Paul Lukas away from ESPN?

His contract was up at ESPN like a week ago. They didn’t renew it.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
The NY Jets should have airplanes logos all over their unis. Like a kid's pajamas.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The NY Jets should change their name because it’s offensive to all the brave New Yorkers who died on 9/11

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The NY Jets should change their name because it’s offensive to all the brave New Yorkers who died on 9/11

The NY 9/11s. Rudy is the mascot.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Vinny and the Jets beat the Patriots in their first game game after :911:

Good day for America. Vinny ruled.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Diva Cupcake posted:

Vinny and the Jets beat the Patriots in their first game game after :911:

Good day for America. Vinny ruled.

A game in which Mo Lewis killed Drew Bledsoe and ushered in the Tom Brady era. Truly a beautiful day for America.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

goddamnit

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Real talk the Bucs shouldn't have a uniform other than the creamsicles

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Bet Mark Ingram loves hearing this.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

That was a beautiful post sequence :911:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Silly Burrito posted:

Bet Mark Ingram loves hearing this.

They signed some garbage receiver from the raiders instead.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

I have to admit this was not your greatest moment Diva

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Nodoze posted:

Real talk the Bucs shouldn't have a uniform other than the creamsicles

i hate every uniform the bucs have ever had but the creamsicles are so bad they are good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Docjowles posted:

That was a beautiful post sequence :911:

The Jets experience boiled down to three posts.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1114298886246604800

So Clowney is probably gone after playing out his franchise tag (or holding out)

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Wow. Wonder what the guarantees are like. $20mm/yr is actually a little under what I was expecting. Frank Clark will want at least that much I imagine.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

At least sports salaries are adjusting for inflation

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1114298886246604800

So Clowney is probably gone after playing out his franchise tag (or holding out)

Once they give Dak his deal they'll be well and truly swamped as usual

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
More details

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1114301738541039616

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Makes Flowers’ deal look like a bargain.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Diva Cupcake posted:

You people hate everything. They’re pretty decent honestly.

https://twitter.com/Michael_Nania/status/1113960254537072640

They look like a third rate arena team. THose unis suck loving rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What’s the difference between a first rate and a third rate Arena team?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Heftiness of QB

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
The new Jets uniforms look like they came from Marshall or North Texas

but also who really cares

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Bosa is gonna get a lot of money

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What’s the difference between a first rate and a third rate Arena team?

The San Jose Sabercats were first rate and their jerseys still look better than the new Jets.


a neat cape posted:

Bosa is gonna get a lot of money

Life insurance is finally paying out?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

Bosa is gonna get a lot of money

He have a good life insurance policy?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He have a good life insurance policy?

ZFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Chichevache posted:

ZFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Calm down he's unarmed!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It's a cell phone! Oh, God! It was only a cell phone!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Chich missed Shimrra and killed Ross :rip:

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
This thread is on fire holy poo poo lol

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

TFF: This Fuckin’ Forum :lol:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

sean10mm posted:

The OFFENSIVE line?

:haw:

No the buffet line at pizza ranch

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Chich missed Shimrra and killed Ross :rip:

They're both white, I'm letting them off with a warning.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1114298886246604800

So Clowney is probably gone after playing out his franchise tag (or holding out)

man gonna be expensive to bring clowney home.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Can't wait to pay Myles and Baker in back to back years!

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Can't wait to pay Myles and Baker in back to back years!

Around that time Jarvis and OBJ will be looking for new deals. And we'll have to decide on Chubb around that time too.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Can't wait to pay Myles and Baker in back to back years!

Must be nice to have a super bowl window

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I have literally no idea what happened in this thread except that officer Chichevache will undoubtedly get off scot free.

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