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brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

I'd never save you in a million years

My spider sense is tingling, that guy just shot at me!

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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"Fire a warning shot right at the abdomen!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Man, it'd be awesome to crack open the newspaper every day and get some John Romita art. :swoon:

Bruceski posted:

"Fire a warning shot right at the abdomen!"

They're cops. If it's not instantly lethal it's a warning shot.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Bruceski posted:

"Fire a warning shot right at the abdomen!"

"Now keep firing."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


"I have extra super-strong arms, now I am better than everyone!"

Not really going to argue with that.

Bruceski posted:

"Fire a warning shot right at the abdomen!"

American cops, what you gonna do?

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Apr 5, 2019

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I always love when Doc Ock is drawn buff as hell.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He was frightened by us shooting at him, and is trying to get away from us, the guys shooting at him... this proves his guilt!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Saoshyant posted:

It's recapped:


I never realized Kingpin was married to a vampire.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

she's some sort of living mummy

she's a mole-ma'am

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

So now the NYPD is casually discharging weapons into the air. That is super irresponsible, that bullet might end up hitting someone innocent.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mikl posted:

So now the NYPD is casually discharging weapons into the air. That is super irresponsible, that bullet might end up hitting someone innocent.

They will charge Spider-Man for endangering those people.

This isn't a joke it's what they do.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Mikl posted:

So now the NYPD is casually discharging weapons into the air. That is super irresponsible, that bullet might end up hitting someone innocent.
It's comic books; it'd come back down and hit a bankrobber, paralyzing them/giving them some other disability that they would then compensate for with technology and turn into a supervillain while blaming Spider-Man for it.

Or, alternately: It's New York. What innocents?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Knormal posted:

I never realized Kingpin was married to a vampire.

Uncle Fester got swole and stole Morticia.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Mikl posted:

So now the NYPD is casually discharging weapons into the air. That is super irresponsible, that bullet might end up hitting someone innocent.

One of the reasons I love Spider-Gwen is that it's the only comic I've seen that points this out.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Mikl posted:

So now the NYPD is casually discharging weapons into the air. That is super irresponsible, that bullet might end up hitting someone innocent.

They're cops in NY. Nobody's innocent in their eyes.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Mopey Pete

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
I love that Aunt May always assumes the best of everyone other than Spider-Man.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nino how did you not see this coming? Oh God, he has gotten TOO into character as Spider-Man :ohdear:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Jerusalem posted:

Nino how did you not see this coming? Oh God, he has gotten TOO into character as Spider-Man :ohdear:

Maybe Peter is Nino! :tinfoil:

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


I would legit love if the "madness left" him like immediately.

"NOTHING CAN STOP DR. OCTOPUS! NOW, TO CON-wait... wait... did I just... oh gently caress, I am so, so sorry, I don't know what came over me, here, let me just sort of put this wall back together, I'm so sorry, here, look, let me get my checkbook and give you my insurance information..."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Maybe Peter is Nino! :tinfoil:

Nino: Oh no, I can't let them find out that I, Peter Parker, am secretly Spider-Man!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Aunt May must have a Moe-haircut-with-blocky-glasses fetish.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
What is Otto's plan and why did it require getting the sympathy of an octogenarian?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I mean, I know vaguely what is was in the comics... But isn't it more fun to watch in unfold?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Get laid and get paid.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



At least we know why Peter keeps getting clobbered despite his spider-sense, he thinks it's a case of hives.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Doc Ock wants to bone down. There's no further plan.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




I know that if I was worried I could be a criminal because of my superpowers, I too would mail out my superhero costume.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Tomorrow's headline: SPIDER-MAN ROBS MAIL TRUCK!

Sailor Goon
Feb 21, 2012

I love that Peter’s solution to somehow not knowing whether or not he is guilty is to put his costume in the mail. And that Nino’s impersonation of Spider-Man is making him just as dense as NSM.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
"Prison is a state of mind." is a profound statement.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ZepiaEltnamOberon posted:

"Prison is a state of mind." is a profound statement.

There's a whole speech he has in the third season of Daredevil that is exactly that notion.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Nino, day 1 after breakout: "OK Kingpin, what place do I rob dressed up as Spider-Man?" Kingpin: "This place."
Nino, day 2 after breakout: "OK Kingpin, what place do I rob dressed up as Spider-Man?" Kingpin: "This place."
Nino, day 3 after breakout: "OK Kingpin, what place do I rob dressed up as Spider-Man?" Kingpin: "Nothing today. Let's not be too predictable."
Nino, day 4 after breakout: "gently caress you Kingpin, you're not my real dad."

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and swing into the wall of the hallmark gift shop with my lovely costume.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Being real supportive so far.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
young peter wasn't any smarter, but he sure was a lot more intense

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