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Phanatic posted:This sounds like Bored of the Rings. Was it also Harvard Lampoon? Correct
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what the gently caress am i looking at
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Mister Speaker posted:what the gently caress am i looking at Planet Duono, home of Mega Spice
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As described in "Navigators of Dune", planet Duono was actually the first source of class of substances later named Spice Melange. This Mega Spice, properties of which were discovered in 690BG, though providing the sought after ability to chart interstellar voyage, also came with unpleasant side effects, commonly referred to as Balls of Ibad. The group which later formed the guild of Navigators thus began search for a place where a less potent version of melange could be found, eventually re-discovering a simple planet known only as Arrakis.
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Anne Frank Funk posted:Balls of Ibad Stealing this
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Stealing this I need Balls of Ibad as a gang tag
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Dune Père: St. Alia of the Knife Dune Fils: St. Ibad of the Balls Also Spice is stored in the balls.
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Temaukel posted:I need Balls of Ibad as a gang tag i'm ok with that, gonna whip something up in ps later today
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Apr 6, 2019 14:38
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I wonder if they make Tleilaxu Balls for genetic eunuchs 
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Temaukel posted:I wonder if they make Tleilaxu Balls for genetic eunuchs Balls of metal steal the soul!  (Soul is stored in the balls).
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Apr 6, 2019 14:41
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Schadenboner posted:Balls of metal steal the soul! Can Face-Dancers control ball size?
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Anne Frank Funk posted:Planet Duono, home of Mega Spice Distant cousin of Sporty Spice and direct descendant from the omnipotent Allspice
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Amethyst posted:
"Author of the Dune series" There's not a 'gently caress YOU' big enough
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Apr 6, 2019 15:27
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google the summary of that book, it's... something
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Mister Speaker posted:what the gently caress am i looking at
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andrew smash posted:google the summary of that book, it's... something   
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The singular thing about He Who Must Not Be Named that brings me joy, is that he named one of his "original" characters something that sounds like a synonym for female masturbation, which always makes me giggle when I read it because it makes all of the bad fanfiction he writes into bad erofic fanfiction.
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Listen buddy, the protagonist here is a cripple and black to boot.... BUT..... despite these debilitating afflictions, he made love eagerly and often to a white lady twice his junior and kissed her on her moist lips too.
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That's nice for him.  Doesn't make me stop giggling every time I hear it.
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Anne Frank Funk posted:I’ll go one better  Goddamn, this is somehow worse than Star Trek fanfiction.Now that I think about it, the only people I've seen saying they like Brian's Dune prequels are redditors
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Apr 6, 2019 18:12
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Shame On A Brian Herbert
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The biggest genius of our time, also blew his own legs off by accident
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:The biggest genius of our time, also blew his own legs off by accident Happens to the best of us. Anne Frank Funk posted:I’ll go one better No description of the woman's boobs, not to mention their bounce level but I like how the plot of the book seems to be just a retread of Atlas Shrugged, and how UV causes lung cancer, therefore 3/10
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:The biggest genius of our time, also blew his own legs off by accident Truly the hero we deserve
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Also a 70-year-old man who goes by "Billy."
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oh my god.... chapter 3 of the William Rand Jilling story: quote:Despite this, and despite the fact that Billy was getting old now, Lainey Forster thought he was the most handsome man she’d ever met, and the most magnificent representative of the black race she’d ever seen, even in the movies. His skin had very few lines and was quite dark, as if there had not been much interbreeding in his lineage with lighter-skinned races, such as her own. The explosion on Skyship had destroyed his legs, but it had not changed his good looks or gentle personality, and had not prevented him from making love with her.
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this is violence Anne Frank Funk
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Well, well, well... Basic Hitler complaining about Anne Frank Funk bringing to light facts about racial purity and disadvantages of interbreeding?
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The color was blue like the sky, sort of. A pinched face and lips taut with hidden purpose. A sigil, an imprimatur, a handsome pheasant riding on a loving goat. Their lips swirled around each other, much like the guy's cool cape that he wore even though he was paraplegic. That was fine. He had saved 908 trillion people with a new kind of toothpaste that made human gum tissue technically immortal. I am Brian Herbert and I wear diapers. -- The Annals of Young Jelly Hopscotch I swear, publishers are such loving trash.
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Anne Frank Funk posted:oh my god.... Brian's internet history is all interracial and cuckold porn.
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Anne Frank Funk posted:oh my god.... This is high-school level writing what the gently caress.
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Anne Frank Funk posted:(...) the most magnificent representative of the black race she’d ever seen, even in the movies. (...) there had not been much interbreeding in his lineage with lighter-skinned races. Lmao Brian massively misunderstood his father's comments on eugenics. Note also that Frank used the word race when referring to humanity as a whole, and the word lineage when talking about specific genotypes. Imagine having less of a racialist outlook in the loving 60's. Temaukel fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Apr 6, 2019 |
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Can you imagine the tremendous dingus hanging between the stumps of Billy's legs, blown off in a massive secret formula gas explosion, that was used to clear AmEarth's atmosphere from pollutants to help remove diseases such as lung and skin cancer, which has caused Billy to be universally revered by the common folk and at the same time hated by the elitists in power? Brian Herbert sure can.
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Temaukel posted:Lmao Brian massively misunderstood his father's comments on eugenics. Totally. That was one of the things I liked about the books. Characters could look like whatever you wanted and there were so many allusions to basically all races (and more) being around. I especially love what he said when people were like "How do you pronounce X?" and he said "Well, I pronounce it this way but speech in the future won't be recognizable to us so pronounce it the way you want to". Anne Frank Funk posted:Can you imagine the tremendous dingus hanging between the stumps of Billy's legs, blown off in a massive secret formula gas explosion, that was used to clear AmEarth's atmosphere from pollutants to help remove diseases such as lung and skin cancer, which has caused Billy to be universally revered by the common folk and at the same time hated by the elitists in power? Shadout Mapes to @duneauthor: "Prep the bull".
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Just imagine that meme, you know which one, in which the two muscular black dudes are Brian Herbert and KJA, and the tiny blonde girl sitting on the couch is “Frank Herbert’s legacy”
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I am imagining it now, thank you.
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phasmid posted:Shadout Mapes to @duneauthor: "Prep the bull". 
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