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Bust Rodd posted:You think budding sexuality is a struggle? Try masking boners from your dad's hot girlfriend who walks around the house in her undies and is like maybe 5 years older than you. seems fair, those kids will probably have great attitudes about sex and relationships. This was the weirdest subplot from Bill & Ted
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Bust Rodd posted:You think budding sexuality is a struggle? Try masking boners from your dad's hot girlfriend who walks around the house in her undies and is like maybe 5 years older than you. seems fair, those kids will probably have great attitudes about sex and relationships. You've got to blame all the various "step" porn that you see these days.
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loquacius posted:I mean, I feel like I could have told you this and I'm not even really following the case that closely Ha, the girl at the coffee place I stop at sometimes was talking about this the other day. It's not a secret at all that he thinks he's going to jail. Pretty much everyone in Chicago "knows a guy who knows a guy" that says R Kelly is going to take a plea deal. Also, for the guy with the Columbian girlfriend, just enjoy what you have going for the time being like you're planning. If you really do keep in touch while she's thousands of miles away and nothing at seems to emotionally change then start thinking about moving out there or her here. Be happy with what you have right now and optimistic for the future! You got this! Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Dosage in the patient trials is about 1/10 to 1/2 recreational dosage I realize you don't take as much but It's still a poo poo idea. If you don't have the supervision of a doctor you shouldn't be doing that poo poo, full stop. It's very unlikely to help his depression without professional assistance. Not sure why anyone would insist otherwise Hot Columbian girlfriend dude, just go with it. Don't think about her leaving and to the extent you do think about it you should assume that will be the effective end of your relationship. If that's not how it shakes out fantastic, but it's best to assume that's how it will go and do everything you can to enjoy each other's company until that day
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this is from a couple pages ago but yea WineGoon- she was horny/lonely during the leadup to (perhaps because of) her friends engagement party and took a chance that she got to during it to get laid sucks cause you probably would have had a shot if you took a gamble but eh, it happens to all of us
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Astonishingly, I appear to have content today quote:I haven't spoken to her in twelve years, but somehow she invaded my thoughts earlier. I mean, I feel like a decent amount of social media is constructed to help people who have fallen out of touch reconnect with each other, but if you wanna give it a shot, just try not to come on too strong because based on this fesh I feel like that's a potential issue
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loquacius posted:Astonishingly, I appear to have content today wtf is this, poetry? jesus christ
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 23:16 |
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Ugh, bring back monkey torture porn cause I can't take anymore of that poetry.
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# ? Mar 27, 2019 02:11 |
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Pretty sure poems are supposed to rhyme, my dude
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quote:hey, its the goon who was afraid of being ghosted Aww glad to hear
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loquacius posted:Aww glad to hear Where does he live that mobile phone plans are expensive? I've seen Indian guys in dirt floor shantys with smart phones.
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Rad-daddio posted:Where does he live that mobile phone plans are expensive? I've seen Indian guys in dirt floor shantys with smart phones. Canada or Australia would be my bet.
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My phone plan is like $35 a month for unlimited calls so it is prob not Australia
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Schneider Inside Her posted:My phone plan is like $35 a month for unlimited calls so it is prob not Australia Getting ripped off! $23 a month for unlimited Problem being it's on the Virgin network and they are shutting it down.
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Homeless people have cell phones. There's no reason not to have one.
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I have content! I've been really busy at work though so I haven't posted itquote:Giantess fetish/breast expansion fetish goon making another confession after a long absense. What he's referencing is a while back there was a minor argument derail in that thread because someone posted an Internet furry-porn guy's venture into political cartoons, I honestly did not care to investigate what KIND of porn he was making though so it took me a second to remember Gonna say that one didn't count because it was about a thread I read and even I didn't know what it was about at first quote:Am I the only one who jacks off a whole bunch while brutally hungover? I may be incapable of walking in a straight line or standing up for more than a minute or keeping down anything more than a few drops of water, but I sure as hell can jack the hell off. I don't personally but it seems pretty normal yeah Gotta distract yourself from it somehow right? quote:This is for the goon with the ex from some posts ago; I believe you can sever off a terrible relationship! Here's my dumb as poo poo story to hopefully encourage you to sever. You are absolutely not too stupid for a healthy relationship, you're just fixated on something familiar, and probably frustrated by new things repeatedly failing. It's a very common problem. You're still young (or it seems that way from your time figures) and there's plenty of time. I'll tell you what I tell everyone else: you won't keep thinking about this guy if you're thinking about other people instead. Find some group activities to take part in, and meet some new people. Get Tinder or whatever else people are using these days and start putting yourself back out there, on whatever timetable you need.
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freeranger posted:Getting ripped off! $23 a month for unlimited I used to love Virgin mobile. Then, without warning, they stopped their roaming agreement with Sprint and my phone no longer worked at my house. Metro has true 35$/mo unlimited. I've used it way past their stated 20 gb upper limit streaming movies in HD and I've never seen them throttle it.
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What a rollercoaster. I had something similar, an on and off relationship that was very toxic. Once I started thinking of it as an addiction, and spent a full day announcing myself to every room in my house (*Trumpet sound* "Here comes the King of the Assholes! He'll fall for anything!"), my desire to text her was replaced with my dislike for the way she treated me.
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Dear livejournal
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freeranger posted:Getting ripped off! $23 a month for unlimited Rad-daddio posted:I used to love Virgin mobile. Then, without warning, they stopped their roaming agreement with Sprint and my phone no longer worked at my house. Metro has true 35$/mo unlimited. I've used it way past their stated 20 gb upper limit streaming movies in HD and I've never seen them throttle it. Where are you guys from? I'm in the US, Sprint straight up acquired Virgin Mobile here I'm pretty sure. Just curious, since I use it myself, and honestly really like it. I pay $35/month for the 5gig unlimited, and while my service gets spotty sometimes, I also live in and around two river valleys in a generally hilly/mountainous area, so most networks have dead spots. It also doesn't use data for streaming Pandora and a few others I think, and since that's 90% of my heavy usage when not on wi-fi, I never really get near my cap.
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Araenna posted:Where are you guys from? I'm in the US, Sprint straight up acquired Virgin Mobile here I'm pretty sure. Just curious, since I use it myself, and honestly really like it. I pay $35/month for the 5gig unlimited, and while my service gets spotty sometimes, I also live in and around two river valleys in a generally hilly/mountainous area, so most networks have dead spots. It also doesn't use data for streaming Pandora and a few others I think, and since that's 90% of my heavy usage when not on wi-fi, I never really get near my cap. I'm in central California, so its rural enough to still have poo poo service no matter what carrier. IIRC, Virgin has always been on Sprint's network, they just changed their hosting/roaming agreement with Virgin and yeah it made my phone stop working at my house. Metro is better, but still gets spotty in some places. I don't care. I'll never have another post paid plan.
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Rad-daddio posted:Where does he live that mobile phone plans are expensive? I've seen Indian guys in dirt floor shantys with smart phones. My bet'd be some part of Canada, they get shafted up there
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That's a pretty depressing story. The long weird breakup/dwell in loneliness one, not the masturbate when hung over one.
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Audax posted:Dear livejournal
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quote:I think my body is falling apart on me and I’m terrified to go to a doctor. dude, quit your loving job I guess tech has spoiled me but I'm imagining holding a job that is doing this to me and asking my boss if I can have a day off to go to the doctor and he says "ok sure! ...in two or three months, until then no" and man you could not pay me enough Like, it sounds like you need to work on yourself in general but it also sounds like this job is the main reason you both (a) can't and (b) need to in the first place quote:I’m an incel. I’m not one of the really hosed up ones, but I am one nonetheless. Invirgin, too, which means involuntary virgin. And yes, I’m in my 30s just to make it worse. How does this happen in the year 2019? are you Dare Anyway I'm around your height and not in shape and I'm married so stop blaming that stuff; points 3-6 can be summed up as "I am generally insufferable to talk to" and point 7 is gibberish so in short try to be less of a douche and maybe that'll help
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loquacius posted:dude, quit your loving job Literal shitposting loquacius posted:are you Dare The beautiful thing about incels thinking that they don't have the right genetic makeup to be attractive to women is that they have that dna because someone with those attributes hosed enough to have them in the gene pool.
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Fat Greasy Butter Coffee goon: your diet is contributing way more to your stress than your job. If you quit eating garbage then you’ll be less stressed, or more capable of dealing with stress. Incel: I pray to Space Jesus your fesh is bait, but the bottom line is you could move to the Deep South and find success, but the weird thing about Tinder down here is that roughly 90% of the hot blondes down here are Christian single moms. LoL that they are pure enough for Jesus Christ but not pure enough for you. Jesus’s best friend and mother of his children was a prostitute, you should get over yourself. Also I hate to be giving this kind of advice but your weight gains sound like you might just have an endomorphic body type and as a result you’ll get into shape way faster with cardio and aerobics than with lifting. If you’re lifting and just getting fatter, then stop lifting and start running (a treadmill is not running)
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You don't wake up screaming multiple times per night because you eat too much pizza
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loquacius posted:You don't wake up screaming multiple times per night because you eat too much pizza Yeah but you do if all you drink is coffee. People have hyper normalized caffeine for years but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t contribute massively to people with predispositions of anxiety. Caffeine and Alcohol are DRUGS, exactly like weed and opiates, and in many people can have even more severe side effects. We all grew up watching every adult in our lives drink 3 cups a day, no one registers that as a problem even though, uh, it kinda is.
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loquacius posted:You don't wake up screaming multiple times per night because you eat too much pizza OP forgot to mention that the pizza is laced with shrooms.
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Bust Rodd posted:Incel: I pray to Space Jesus your fesh is bait, but the bottom line is you could move to the Deep South and find success, but the weird thing about Tinder down here is that roughly 90% of the hot blondes down here are Christian single moms. LoL that they are pure enough for Jesus Christ but not pure enough for you. Jesus’s best friend and mother of his children was a prostitute, you should get over yourself. You don't even have to go to the south. Every rural area is full of homely 24 year old virgins saving it for marriage and Jesus who will jump at the first balding 30 year old man who approaches them with a wedding ring and a proposal.
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jobson groeth posted:OP forgot to mention that the pizza is laced with shrooms. Shrooms are a potent antidepressant, op would've gotten the courage to quit if they were on shrooms
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quote:Coupled a bit with 6 - women are getting into weird sex things. Most women have had sex with, or at least blown, at least one dog in their life. Thanks to pornography. Countless other women have unprotected sex with multiple partners, use huge dildos, or even have sex on drugs. I don’t want that and I can’t compeye with that. You know, this is so true. I know my wife has had sex with a dog (not me), as have most of my female friends, my sister, and I’m pretty sure my mother too. In fact, I know more women who have had sex with dogs and other animals than haven’t. (If that fesh isn’t made up I’ll eat my hat. If it is not then someone has very odd ideas about female sexuality).
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I'm literally a pigdog,my wife fulfilled her quota
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 17:13 |
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LoL I just realized “these women have hosed DOGS! I can’t compete with that!” is the the best incel own-goal ive ever read
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loquacius posted:You don't wake up screaming multiple times per night because you eat too much pizza Sleep apnea
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lmao at blaming your height for being a loser I'm 5'7" and my wife is way too pretty for me, but I still believe in my heart she's the lucky one. Maybe that dude is just a right wing piece of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 17:32 |
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incel goon: try cutting your dick off. itll raise your self esteem and might make you grow a few inches but maybe not im not sure either way it'll help you with the ladies
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 17:35 |
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Makes you live 5 to 15 more years, too. Dunno why silicon valley life extension folks aren't into castration tbh
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My girlfriend is so far out of my league strangers come up and ask if I’m bothering her lol, just maybe try being funny or exhuding raw sexual confidence?
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