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I've never heard of putting butter into coffee. Is this a thing? How?! Wait, let me rephrase that, *ahem* "HOW?!"
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've never heard of putting butter into coffee. Is this a thing? How?! Wait, let me rephrase that, *ahem* "HOW?!" It's a thing I've heard of in an entirely different context than this https://www.thecookierookie.com/bulletproof-coffee-recipe/ https://www.dietdoctor.com/recipes/bulletproof-coffee https://blog.bulletproof.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/ it's a hipster thing, but I'd never heard of it in a "make bad coffee taste less bitter" context
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've never heard of putting butter into coffee. Is this a thing? How?! Wait, let me rephrase that, *ahem* "HOW?!" It actually tastes quite nice but the whole codebro improves your brainpower bullshit is just that. Caffeine + calories is a solid combo to start the day with, extra so if you're not a big breakfast kind of person. Anyone trying to sell you anything around it though is just a huckster, it was mostly just used traditionally because butter keeps a lot longer than milk and getting calories in was actually a challenge for a lot of human existence so you took it where ever you could.
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Apr 7, 2019 18:13
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Butter in tea and butter in coffee is a thing as is cola in milk.
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Apr 7, 2019 18:16
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What’s not to get get? We already put cream and sugar into coffee, how is putting sweetened or salted cream appreciably different?Azza Bamboo posted:as is cola in milk. This, however, is violence
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Apr 7, 2019 18:17
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Coffee goon, switch from coffee to tea, and make as much of that tea green tea as you can. You'll still get some caffiene, but you won't be near-ODing anymore. No sugar if you can, or maybe see if you can tolerate one of the non-caloric sweeteners, like stevia.
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Apr 7, 2019 18:23
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Just take caffeine pills if you don’t like coffee doesn’t gently caress up your teeth either
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Apr 7, 2019 18:29
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Incel confessor: don't assume that just because a girl is inexperienced she won't notice you're bad at sex.
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Bust Rodd posted:This, however, is violence 
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Apr 7, 2019 19:20
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Bust Rodd posted:My girlfriend is so far out of my league strangers come up and ask if I’m bothering her lol, just maybe try being funny or exhuding raw sexual confidence? Hell yes dude
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Apr 7, 2019 19:27
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Azza Bamboo posted:Butter in tea and butter in coffee is a thing as is cola in milk. My Mexican grandpa drank 1/2 diet coke 1/2 milk to go to sleep, huacala, gross
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You are supposed to put weed butter in your coffee.
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And here I thought milk and pepsi was just a thing invented for Laverne & Shirley. Ahh, life! a beautiful and intricate tapestry. Also, incelfessor, I hope something really nice happens for you today. Just something small that makes you smile in a warm, normal way. If it does, hang onto it and build that feeling up, OK? You maybe don’t have to stay like this. I kinda have to believe that.
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burial posted:And here I thought milk and pepsi was just a thing invented for Laverne & Shirley. Coke and milk has been around for decades. It’s called a brown cow.
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^^^^^ Isn't that Kahlua and milk? Incel goon: Either lower your standards or cut your dick off. Seriously, I was all like "I want to lose my v card with another virgin" when I was like 18, 19, 20 or whatever and I finally realized that poo poo wasn't happening. I lowered my standards rather than cutting my dick off. I am much happier at 39 with a dick thats actually been used for sex with another person rather than just my hand, and I have yet to find reason to cut it off.
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wesleywillis posted:^^^^^ Isn't that Kahlua and milk? wesleywillis posted:^^^^^ Isn't that Kahlua and milk? quote:Another said: “It’s weird to me that milk coke isn’t common knowledge. My parents introduced us to soda/milk combo when I was like four - so 24 years ago, give or take. At the time it was called “bop” or “brown cow” and yes, if done correctly it was amazing. I grew up in South Africa where it was called brown cow. Apparently the cocktail Brown Cow is Kahului and cream.
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wesleywillis posted:I have yet to find reason to cut it off.
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Pretty sure coffee was discovered by Ethiopian herders and they put butter in it because that's what they had and also they were busting rear end all goddamn day herding beasts to live. Also yeah caffeine super fucks with some people Trust me I'm the guy who used to drink so much I made a thread on it
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wesleywillis posted:^^^^^ Isn't that Kahlua and milk? May I suggest enlightenment? Centering of your spirit? Focusing your life goals? There are many reasons to cut off your dick.
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There's no way that second fesh is sincere. Nobody who pays $10 to post on a dead gay forum can be that insufferable, and I say that knowing full well the kind of people who post here.
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Leavemywife posted:There's no way that second fesh is sincere. Nobody who pays $10 to post on a dead gay forum can be that insufferable, and I say that knowing full well the kind of people who post here. Jon Pop
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I might be in the minority, but I think incel fesh goon should die alone. You can fix someone who is shy, short or skinny. You can't fix toxic, misogynistic right wing poo poo heads and it's not fair to dump them on the sheltered homely Christian girls who got dealt a poo poo deal with their upbringing. Also: Bust Rodd posted:My girlfriend is so far out of my league strangers come up and ask if I’m bothering her lol, just maybe try being funny or exhuding raw sexual confidence? loving rad  lol
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Apr 8, 2019 00:16
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Milk and coke? That's like a depressing version of a root beer float.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Milk and coke? That's like a depressing version of a root beer float.
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When I was a kid we would sometimes get root beer milk from the fancy grocery store down the street. It even came in one of those oldey timey glass bottles and everything. 
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I used to get the phosphates down at Johnson's Pharmacy. You get the phosphate for a nickel and the haypenny in change would get you a pull of saltwater taffy and you split both with your best girl while you listen to The Shadow
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Bust Rodd posted:Fat Greasy Butter Coffee goon: your diet is contributing way more to your stress than your job. If you quit eating garbage then you’ll be less stressed, or more capable of dealing with stress. Yes, I'm sure it's the food and not the *rereads post* 65 hours of work per week. loving really?
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incel dork posted:incel dork stuff quote:1) I’m a manlet. I’ve been cursed by a short father and mother. I’m 5 foot 8. Which is technically average but women today don’t want average, they want 6 foot tall Gods. I'm 5'8 and it doesn't seem to be an issue. If you're really hung up on this, get some nice leather boots with soles that boost you up. It won't help, because this isn't your actual problem. quote:2) I’m a musclelet. I try working out a lot and never gain weight. I eat heavy protein diets and just get fat. I’m at the gym 3-4 days a week for hours at a time and never seen any gains. Again, genes have cursed me and women only want in shape Instagram model guys. Your diet sucks more than you are aware, as does your workout routine, and not all women are only after models. You'd be surprised what women will accept in a man who is smart and can make them laugh and feel appreciated. I can already tell you're boring as gently caress, so knock that off. You could be a Greek god and women will be turned off by a boring or pretentious personality. quote:3) I am bad at small talk. I don’t give a gently caress about sports or the weather. I want to discuss politics (more on this shortly), science, etc. Debate me! But this scares off a lot of idiots. Oh, boring AND arrogant! Why won't women date you? I'm a science nerd that hates sports too, but there are ways to make that interesting. First is not to make it the ONLY goddamned thing you care or talk about. Girls want a fun boyfriend. Selfish and vapid, I know, but them's the breaks, man. Adapt or be a loser to women for the rest of your life. quote:4) I’m not some liberal hipster idiot. I actually have well-reasoned thoughts and ideas. I don’t just blindly follow whatever left wing idiot is spouting bullshit. I support the rule of law, the GOP, and the President. This triggers a lot of snowflakes and cuts off my dating pool. Which is fine, I wouldn’t want to marry a liberal anyway. Plenty of girls out there with the same poo poo politics and opinions you have. You just happen to bore them too. quote:5) I hate pop culture. Similar to a previous point - let’s discuss classical music or great books. Not whatever bullshit is on Netflix or whatever musician is popular. That’s all crap. I miss the days when you could take a girl dancing, talk about art, and then go make love. Sadly, that’s all been replaced with eating overpriced food, sitting on your rear end and watching Netflix, then gross and unfulfilling sex. Jesus Christ, you're boring. Even your idea of what normal people do is boring, as well as just plain inaccurate. You're not nearly as intellectually superior as you think you are and other people aren't nearly as dumb as you imagine. quote:6) I will only date a virgin or near virgin. Pretty simple request but you’d be SHOCKED how challenging it is. Most women have had miles of cock by age 18, let alone by age 21. At my age that number is terrifyingly high. Guys like me can’t compete - not after the variety of dick the average girl has seen. That’s like making a plain cheese pizza after eating at the pizza buffet, nobody wants it. Sadly even near virgins (1 partner before me) are rare. As if you know anything about another person's sexual experiences. Stop watching so much porn and get a personality. It isn't a competition, and you should be goddamned grateful for that because if it is, you're doing terribly at it. You probably suck at sex, granted, but as i said above, women will overlook a lot for a fun, funny interesting guy. From there, you learn. Or hell, keep being a smug, arrogant judgmental rear end. I don't particularly care if you get laid or not. quote:7) Coupled a bit with 6 - women are getting into weird sex things. Most women have had sex with, or at least blown, at least one dog in their life. Thanks to pornography. Countless other women have unprotected sex with multiple partners, use huge dildos, or even have sex on drugs. I don’t want that and I can’t compeye with that. Stop watching so much porn you loving weirdo. The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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PostNouveau posted:I used to get the phosphates down at Johnson's Pharmacy. You get the phosphate for a nickel and the haypenny in change would get you a pull of saltwater taffy and you split both with your best girl while you listen to The Shadow Sounds like a killer-diller of a time!
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Hmm, it’s been a while since I checked out the Anon Confessions thread, lots of activity in there for some reaquote:Most women have had sex with, or at least blown, at least one dog in their life. What in the whole rear end poo poo have you been jacking off to
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the idea that women who own dogs all have sex with their dogs, or at least put peanut butter on their genitals to get the dog to lick it off, is apparently quite prevalent when you get deep enough into inceldom
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That's just too far gone for my brain to even comprehend. I mean, they've had to have met actual women in the real world right?
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's just too far gone for my brain to even comprehend. I mean, they've had to have met actual women in the real world right? this is SA, so we're 0 for 2 on dog fuckers. we've had both genders represented.
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Wait, who hosed a dog besides Morally Inept?
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Sagebrush posted:the idea that women who own dogs all have sex with their dogs, or at least put peanut butter on their genitals to get the dog to lick it off, is apparently quite prevalent when you get deep enough into inceldom gently caress you i'm not putting my skippy away is skippy a dog or a peanut butter or both? you decide
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Mycroft Holmes posted:this is SA, so we're 0 for 2 on dog fuckers. we've had both genders represented. Out of all 1000 members, only 2 have hosed dogs. that’s only 0.1% — not too bad , I would say!
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Sagebrush posted:the idea that women who own dogs all have sex with their dogs, or at least put peanut butter on their genitals to get the dog to lick it off, is apparently quite prevalent when you get deep enough into inceldom It's a feature of the need to dehumanize all the vapid sluts who won't sleep with me and of course it's their problem not mine. *weird porn plays over classical music*
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Thinking about it, if you're such an unfuckable mutant at 5'8, how am I happily married, with a child, at 5'7?
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Leavemywife posted:Thinking about it, if you're such an unfuckable mutant at 5'8, how am I happily married, with a child, at 5'7? I'm gonna have to say the 5'8 part and unfuckable mutant are not actually connected. Unless they are 5'8 because of the horrible deformity causing them to hunch, but even hunchbacks can get some.
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I’m still stuck on the dog loving thing. I have laughed with fond revulsion at reams of godawful Sherlock dogdick fanfiction but the point of that seems to be men with dog dicks loving each other. Maybe our incel friend should try letting his dog gently caress him, that might attract some sex-starved internet weirdos?
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