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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I got blocked by potbelly

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Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Staples has a fax machine so whenever I need one I go there. Also if you aren’t getting your ink cartridges refilled or don’t have a printer at home it’s probably cheaper just to go there and print your poo poo

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
"Carcel?" Holy poo poo

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

"We make our money on the back of prisoners in one of Asia last absolute monarchy, some of the money probably go into a brutal local pro-military junta tyrant!" - a proud American brand.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

but it’s women

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Toplowtech posted:

"We make our money on the back of prisoners in one of Asia last absolute monarchy, some of the money probably go into a brutal local pro-military junta tyrant!" - a proud American brand.
What the hell dude. Don't take our achievements from us, only a country as progressive and entrepreneurial as Denmark would be able to come up with this.

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


lol we are so beyond "hire more women guards!" now

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
hire more poc slaves

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




what was wrong with the old staples logo in the first place? the whole thing was all together, right there. now you have the staple separate and it looks stupid. congrats on your separate staple, rear end in a top hat

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

snoo posted:

what was wrong with the old staples logo in the first place? the whole thing was all together, right there. now you have the staple separate and it looks stupid. congrats on your separate staple, rear end in a top hat

whoever is in charge of staples branding or whatever had to do a big unnecessary shakeup so the people who pay their salary don't start to question what they're being paid for

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
Honestly Staples fell off and they probably thought a brand refresh might bring customers in

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

im on the net me boys posted:

Honestly Staples fell off and they probably thought a brand refresh might bring customers in

lol congrats to the grifter that convinced them of this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



changing the logo is a time tested strategy for how to fix losing market share to companies that sell the same things for lower prices

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




A norwegian phone company made a commercial with the slogan "be free":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuD1CDE76cU (kinda nws)

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Alhazred posted:

A norwegian phone company made a commercial with the slogan "be free":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuD1CDE76cU (kinda nws)


idgi

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Vampires like black and white porn or something.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Toplowtech posted:

Vampires like black and white porn or something.

Whoa. I never knew Murnau did porn.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





He's a troll who spreads revenge porn and evaporates when he's exposed.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Alhazred posted:

He's a troll who spreads revenge porn and evaporates when he's exposed.

if anything it seems like this would be much easier to do from your phone

e: if anything the woke brand portion of that ad is the nonsequitor cut to what appears to be a gay wedding

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:eyepop:

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
In a few days we get to see how woke annexation is.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I'm just going to assume it's kosher to give anyone wearing these clothes the nazi treatment

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

The Israeli Army's Roim Rachok Program Is Bigger Than the Military

David Kushner posted:

Six years ago, three former Mossad agents launched an experimental Israeli Army program to recruit those on the autism spectrum, harnessing their unique aptitudes—their "superpowers," as one soldier puts it. The name of this big military success? Roim Rachok, Hebrew for "seeing into the future," and it may bring neurodiversity to the broader workforce.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

the Mossad deploys their top secret agent, Autism Powers.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Retromancer posted:

the Mossad deploys their top secret agent, Autism Powers.

Wasn't that basically You Don't Mess With The Zohan

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
and The Accountant, which was actually good

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


quote:

They can also be brutally blunt and expect the same in return. “You have to make sure everything you’re saying is clear, without bullshitting, without being embarrassed about it,” says David Kreizelman, the military-­history instructor in Roim Rachok

really did not ever imagine you could be more rude and blunt than regular israelis tbh

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1115313178769010688

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Retromancer posted:

the Mossad deploys their top secret agent, Autism Powers.

Spergadelic

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

i think this comparison says more about the tweeter

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Tastykake posted:

really did not ever imagine you could be more rude and blunt than regular israelis tbh

He's talking about their pet pre-cogs. There's no use bullshiting a pre-cog or an ugly man.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

This guy is suffering from advanced internet poisoning.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
It's a joke you weirdos

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
More like #joke brands, heh.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Retromancer posted:

the Mossad deploys their top secret agent, Autism Powers.

Cum Town bits coming to life ftw

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

its good autists can take part in genocide. v inclusive

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Dreddout posted:

It's a joke you weirdos

i assume those are posters who are still tainted with the No Fun Zone stench of dnd

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