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No team wants to be the one to have a player die on the field.
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You guys are missing the point. He will play exactly one more down of football, then live the rest of his life off of selling the movie rights to his story
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Apr 7, 2019 22:07
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So who will play the role as the White Savior in his biopic? Maybe some physical therapist who in the movie starts out as a bit of an abrasive rear end in a top hat because Shazier is hopeless and destitute not willing to put in the effort and the PT knows that Shazier can do better and after a heart to heart talk where the PT tells a story of how his grandfather tended the wounds of a black man mauled by police dogs in a 60s Civil Rights March and taught him to walk again Shazier discovers his inner strength and succeeds in getting back to the NFL. The actor who plays the PT wins the Academy Award.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So who will play the role as the White Savior in his biopic? Obviously one of the Rooneys.
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Apr 7, 2019 22:54
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So who will play the role as the White Savior in his biopic? Maybe some physical therapist who in the movie starts out as a bit of an abrasive rear end in a top hat because Shazier is hopeless and destitute not willing to put in the effort and the PT knows that Shazier can do better and after a heart to heart talk where the PT tells a story of how his grandfather tended the wounds of a black man mauled by police dogs in a 60s Civil Rights March and taught him to walk again Shazier discovers his inner strength and succeeds in getting back to the NFL. "But his quarterback wouldn't let him give up"
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So who will play the role as the White Savior in his biopic? Maybe some physical therapist who in the movie starts out as a bit of an abrasive rear end in a top hat because Shazier is hopeless and destitute not willing to put in the effort and the PT knows that Shazier can do better and after a heart to heart talk where the PT tells a story of how his grandfather tended the wounds of a black man mauled by police dogs in a 60s Civil Rights March and taught him to walk again Shazier discovers his inner strength and succeeds in getting back to the NFL. *in extremely Connecticut accent* you got to dig down inside your heart and want it, dawg
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Apr 7, 2019 23:39
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Apr 8, 2019 00:09
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Apr 8, 2019 00:44
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I thought it ended at Boston accent.
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There's a lot about consent you don't know Oops I meant accents
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So who will play the role as the White Savior in his biopic? Maybe some physical therapist who in the movie starts out as a bit of an abrasive rear end in a top hat because Shazier is hopeless and destitute not willing to put in the effort and the PT knows that Shazier can do better and after a heart to heart talk where the PT tells a story of how his grandfather tended the wounds of a black man mauled by police dogs in a 60s Civil Rights March and taught him to walk again Shazier discovers his inner strength and succeeds in getting back to the NFL. https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1115014126202499073 It will be Thomas Brady, obvs
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Apr 8, 2019 01:21
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i don't root for juju because he's a dirty player. same thing with most of the steelers actually
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SKULL.GIF posted:If teams wouldn't take Finley, they aren't gonna take Shazier. His injury was way worse. He'll come out for one ceremonial play, they'll arrange it beforehand, the offense will run towards him, and the RB will take a Favre esque dive. Everyone will know, but no one will care. Pittsburgh, nay the NFL, nay THE COUNTRY, needs this. Fans will talk about what a miracle it is. Announcers will be crying. The whole stadium will be chanting his name, waving their terrible towels high. Roger Goodell will sit back in his chair and sigh, knowing this is the best NFL moment of his tenure, and one that will makeup for all his other failings. Then BAM out of nowhere Vontaze Burfict right into the small of his back. Shazier immediately loses control of his bowels and soils himself while crumpling into a heap. Cam Heyward gets in a shoving match with the first person he sees. AB calls Shazier a bitch on twitter. Roethlisberger takes the opportunity to finger a cheerleader while no one is paying attention. And all the while, Belichick takes notes, in case he ever needs to know exactly where to hit Shazier to take him out of the game.
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hifi posted:i don't root for juju because he's a dirty player. same thing with most of the steelers actually It's not dirty if you hit Burfict
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FizFashizzle posted:He'll come out for one ceremonial play, they'll arrange it beforehand, the offense will run towards him, and the RB will take a Favre esque dive. Everyone will know, but no one will care. Pittsburgh, nay the NFL, nay THE COUNTRY, needs this. https://twitter.com/CamHeyward/status/1115052133433397249 The NFL is scripted like wrestling
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Apr 8, 2019 02:20
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He'll be brought in to kick a field goal and promptly retire on-field.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:It's not dirty if you hit Burfict
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:No team wants to be the one to have a player die on the field. Perhaps. I'm sure teams have life insurance policies on them all like Walmart.
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FizFashizzle posted:He'll come out for one ceremonial play, they'll arrange it beforehand, the offense will run towards him, and the RB will take a Favre esque dive. Everyone will know, but no one will care. Pittsburgh, nay the NFL, nay THE COUNTRY, needs this. Keep going
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Apr 8, 2019 13:31
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Is it wrong to root for a guy to recover from near paralysis when he played at Ohio State and Pittsburgh? Feels kind of wrong rooting for paralysis but...Ohio State Steeler. I’m torn.
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Does not appear fat at first glance. But still. https://www.instagram.com/p/BwAGXdYDrsR/
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Diva Cupcake posted:Does not appear fat at first glance. But still. Wearing black is very slimming. In a vacuum, that helmet looks cool. I'm also glad they didn't go that route in real life.
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kiimo posted:Oh my god, the Jets uniform inspired some Chiefs fans to dig up some uniform concepts and they are as horrifying as you might guess. The Chiefs could make their uniform very unproblematic by just using chiefs from other cultures as well. Do a Celtic theme one week, a Zulu one the next; Aztec week could be baller as gently caress. That kind of thing. If done tastefully it could be totally badass and an excuse to merchandise the gently caress out of alternate uniforms. Basically let Nike treat them like Oregon. Diva Cupcake posted:Does not appear fat at first glance. But still. Black is very slimming.
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Chichevache posted:The Chiefs could make their uniform very unproblematic by just using chiefs from other cultures as well. Do a Celtic theme one week, a Zulu one the next; Aztec week could be baller as gently caress. That kind of thing. If done tastefully it could be totally badass and an excuse to merchandise the gently caress out of alternate uniforms. Basically let Nike treat them like Oregon. In theory the team was named for a long time mayor of KC. ... This would not be a cool uniform concept.
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Grittybeard posted:In theory the team was named for a long time mayor of KC. Yes. In theory. You wouldn't be down to see the Chiefs with Celtic tribal sleeves on their uniform?
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Reminder when the NFL got Mexican artists do really good helmet designs Some of those were cool (I like the Eagles one a lot). Some not so much.  The Indianapolis Tiles
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FizFashizzle posted:He'll come out for one ceremonial play, they'll arrange it beforehand, the offense will run towards him, and the RB will take a Favre esque dive. Everyone will know, but no one will care. Pittsburgh, nay the NFL, nay THE COUNTRY, needs this. Seeing Burfict last year, Shazier might be able to outrun him currently.
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Jaguars Cowboys Lions All badass. This is ok 
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Reminder when the NFL got Mexican artists do really good helmet designs
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a neat cape posted:No Chargers, once again forgotten They seem to have been combined with the Panthers.
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FizFashizzle posted:He'll come out for one ceremonial play, they'll arrange it beforehand, the offense will run towards him, and the RB will take a Favre esque dive. Everyone will know, but no one will care. Pittsburgh, nay the NFL, nay THE COUNTRY, needs this. this is good
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https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1115313693816913923 Man Antonio Brown is a dick.
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1115313693816913923 Yeah I tend to like the diva WR’s but this is completely unlikable.
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AB is #cancelled TO was a goofball and a diva but you never heard stories about him being a dick to young guys looking up to him, just the FO and occasionally (regularly) the QB. this isn't endearing or funny, it's just pathetic
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