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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Platystemon posted:

Everyone knows you dry athletic fields with helicopters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UBeBLDB5VM

I saw that exact event happen live.

Seriously, the drying ball field with gas is really common but they used about 100 times too much. If you're responsible it's not a big deal.

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Jerry Cotton posted:

Cary Grant wasn't American.

He wasn't even Cary Grant.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
https://twitter.com/DrShaena/status/1114922420249464832

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

Sagebrush posted:

wah wah wah big baby millionaire baseball men won't even come out on the field when it's raining





Not only a demonstration of exemplary athleticism, a portfolio of what modern day high end photographic equipment will capture.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I’m a big fan of the bauhaus school of osha poster design

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

The correct way to dry a field is to put the fuel into a leaf blower and use it as a 2-strike powered blow drier.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Varkk posted:

The correct way to dry a field is to put the fuel into a leaf blower and use it as a 2-strike powered blow drier.

How can you say this when the correct way to dry a field is to put the fuel into a helicopter and use it as a turbine powered blow drier?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Because helicopters only fly through the focused rage of the ground repelling their unholy vibrations.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Alabama football AD tweet

https://twitter.com/greg_byrne/status/1066324101722251264?s=12

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Brain: drying a professional sports field with a helicopter

Bigger brain: drying a secondary school field with a helicopter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_GaGgX_5Q

Galaxy brain: drying a car park with a helicopter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDkq1lczswo

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
understanding that we're int he OSHA thread

holy poo poo that's dangerous and stupid lol

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Also seems horribly inefficient. Like, chopper fuel is expensive, right?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/3iqRhxK.mp4

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Gunshow Poophole posted:

understanding that we're int he OSHA thread

holy poo poo that's dangerous and stupid lol

love 2 vic morrow half the cheap seats if something goes wrong

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tRIag-bh8A

(The rest of the videos on this guy’s channel suggest he is a lunatic.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmA_nZXbeQ

It’s still far saner than helicopter crop dusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67A9PZLCtHY&t=143s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekyNGnl0MA&t=227s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktes4epiT10

which is itself not as bad as helicopter cattle mustering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgoNlr5SXqI

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
helicopter tree-farming will forever be my favorite but i'm too lazy and mobileposting to dredge up the video

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Gunshow Poophole posted:

helicopter tree-farming will forever be my favorite but i'm too lazy and mobileposting to dredge up the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08K_aEajzNA

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
Lmao thank you like can you imagine the... I don't even know the word for it, the dynamic range of the strain on that helicopters engines

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Every other operator I found video of slows the helicopter down a tad more before the drop, at least when they know they’re being filmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIl6TCSpl0Q

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I've been wanting to make a game that has helicopter controls like from bf2, but has you do jobs like a farm simulator. This vid was the inspiration, but the field drying ones illuminated what the first 3 missions can be

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Also all these field drying vids look like a great way to accidentally decapitate or maim a couple dozen people. Wtf

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Gunshow Poophole posted:

Lmao thank you like can you imagine the... I don't even know the word for it, the dynamic range of the strain on that helicopters engines

Is it really all that much?

One thing about aircraft is that, unlike a car where the engine rpm has a fixed correspondence to the speed you're moving across the ground, the engine speed and your airspeed don't necessarily have much to do with each other. So when the payload is released, the engine load doesn't really change.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jabor posted:

Is it really all that much?

One thing about aircraft is that, unlike a car where the engine rpm has a fixed correspondence to the speed you're moving across the ground, the engine speed and your airspeed don't necessarily have much to do with each other. So when the payload is released, the engine load doesn't really change.

Plus he's really leaning into letting momentum do a lot of the work for him.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Jabor posted:

Is it really all that much?

One thing about aircraft is that, unlike a car where the engine rpm has a fixed correspondence to the speed you're moving across the ground, the engine speed and your airspeed don't necessarily have much to do with each other. So when the payload is released, the engine load doesn't really change.

What

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Proteus Jones posted:

Plus he's really leaning into letting momentum do a lot of the work for him.

This is understand at least which is cool and crazy skillful but uh, those bundles of trees aren't like... light? And acceleration is my curiosity not speed

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A helicopter can be used to push down a warmer layer of air to prevent frost damage, usually for grapes. Pretty basic compared to these videos.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Gunshow Poophole posted:

This is understand at least which is cool and crazy skillful but uh, those bundles of trees aren't like... light? And acceleration is my curiosity not speed

NOT A HELICOPTER PILOT DISCLAIMER.

The way it *looks* to me is the flat out acceleration is on a straight line. For a helicopter designed to lift loads measured in tons, that's probably not a big impact. It's when the load is no longer moving under the same velocity/acceleration as the helo that I imagine the larger stresses get applied to the control surfaces/gearbox.

When he starts to turn around, the tree is still moving forward with the line taut. Right when the tree almost sheds its forward momentum, he unclips. If he were to try to hover the tree into the truck, I think it would be more difficult (and dangerous) since the tree would be working like a pendulum at that point, not to mention being buffeted by the downwash.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
Hmm fair nuff, I guess I don't have a perspective on how those masses are proportional to the power of the engine either

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

:nms:
:nms:nms:nms:nms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dMYHLhi6QM
Dont watch if knees going the wrong way is horrific to you.
Agggghhhhhhh

Yeah she announced her retirement right after

E Burt edit for nms

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Apr 9, 2019

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dMYHLhi6QM
Dont watch if knees going the wrong way is horrific to you.
Agggghhhhhhh

Yeah she announced her retirement right after

NO

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats way too young to have knee problems for the rest of her life

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

not much, slup with you

That's not an u.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IJ_(digraph)

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Synthbuttrange posted:

Dont watch if knees going the wrong way is horrific to you.
Agggghhhhhhh

Yeah she announced her retirement right after

:staredog:

That poor girl.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Aaaaaa god why did i watch it

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Platystemon posted:

Everyone knows you dry athletic fields with helicopters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UBeBLDB5VM

Or cherry trees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rws2UgOseAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPT9YbtINy4

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dMYHLhi6QM
Dont watch if knees going the wrong way is horrific to you.
Agggghhhhhhh

Yeah she announced her retirement right after

drat, looks like when you bend a hotdog.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thats way too young to have knee problems for the rest of her life

Do you in fact have to already have knee problems for that to happen? I mean did she mess something up really badly in her routine to cause that? I don't really want to watch it again to check.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffEYqGGYXRk

(sound on for commentary)

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That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt

Hey guys, check out my bird walk impression!

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