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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
baked lays > all other chip

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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
Salt and vinegar is the best crisp flavour by a distance only measurable on a galactic scale

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Salt and vinegar is the best crisp flavour by a distance only measurable on a galactic scale

they are good but i'm not always in the mood for them. Sometimes you just want plain old salt.

Any brand of pizza flavored chip is the worst imho. Especially the pringles ones. They don't taste like pizza. I don't know what they taste like, but it's bad. And they smell terrible.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

they taste like someone scraped off 80% of the salt+flavoring off a regular chip, then cooked it again until it was unpleasantly crunchy.

I don't get it.

I agree. I hate them. I have always hated them and always will.

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Salt and vinegar is the best crisp flavour by a distance only measurable on a galactic scale

:hfive:

The stronger the vinegar, the better. Ideally it should be powerful enough to make you sweat and start taking layers off of your tongue.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I would drink balsamic vinegar like water if it were affordable

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Furia posted:

I do not know what the emergency shoulder is but filling that in with my imagination that sounds reasonable so ok

Shoulder, emergency lane w/e. It's when people do this

https://youtu.be/wqc6BXwaTos

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Furia posted:

I would drink balsamic vinegar like water if it were affordable
Plus you can clearcoat your kidney stones and set them in jewelry!

Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!
Lowtax is right, I am loving awesome as poo poo.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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quinoa is pronounced Quinn oh uh

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Here’s the motherfuckin tea video is good.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Faustian Bargain posted:

Here’s the motherfuckin tea video is good.

is this one of those trap memes where they are just trying to get someone to crack/scratch their phone screens by doing the tapping too hard or what.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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We pray.
To live.
We serve

any sentence that includes the words "pee" and "butt" is and always will be hilarious.

Rainbow Knight has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Apr 6, 2019

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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The game of thrones intro credits are way too long and rival only Oz in the category of "race to grab the remote so i can fast forward through it". Maybe spend the extra hours they could have gained by not having that obnoxiously long animation making the show interesting after season 1 instead.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

The goon consensus on any topic will always be wrong

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Shibawanko posted:

The goon consensus on any topic will always be wrong

I think we can all agree with this.

Gripweed
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sassassin posted:

I think we can all agree with this.

Children of Men was legit good

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a priority should be building a space elevator or mass driver. Not for going to Mars or asteroid mining or whatever dumb nerd poo poo Elon Musk jerks off to. Se we can send the dead to the moon. The bodies will be received by a fully automated processing center, and then transported by drones to a custom mausoleum carved from moon rock by robots. Turn the moon into a massive graveyard for all humanity. Every single person will be entitled to a moon grave of equal size, where the airless environment will preserve the body for a million years.

Earth for the living, the moon for the dead.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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but why? Are we running out of cemetary space?

The real focus of space should be military in origin. Nukes are so outdated, we need to press our advantage while we have it and develop the next generation of global destruction that will hover in orbit over our enemies ready to destroy them if they decide to get ornery. We are too close to being equally matched with russia+china, which is unacceptable.

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

We are too close to being equally matched with russia+china, which is unacceptable.

I appreciate that you're willing to say stuff so crazy it makes my Grave Moon position look way more sensible by comparison.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'm not gonna be entombed in a bunch of irradiated cheese. There's no way that old fortune teller will be right again.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
There are more dead people here than living ones so if anyone should move it’s us.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Are you suggesting we invert Gripweed's suggestion of moving the dead to the moon and instead send the living to the moon and ship the dead to the earth?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Solice Kirsk posted:

ship the dead to the earth

Aren't they already here?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I suppose we can ship them to other parts of the earth. Most of them have been in the same place since they died so I’m sure they’d appreciate a change of scenery.

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christmas boots posted:

There are more dead people here than living ones so if anyone should move it’s us.

That's not true. There are surprising few dead people left on earth, considering how many people have died in history. In most cases the dead decay quickly on earth. Because the earth is not a suitable environment for them

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
When is dead history month

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Gripweed posted:

I appreciate that you're willing to say stuff so crazy it makes my Grave Moon position look way more sensible by comparison.

That's how things get done. Work with me and we'll fill the moon with corpses and all you have to say is "at least we're not doing what this guy says".

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Shouldn't someone be giving you a new rear end avatar by now...

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

doverhog posted:

Shouldn't someone be giving you a new rear end avatar by now...

Only if they enjoy my posting, which would be hard to believe. It has been quite awful lately.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Gripweed posted:

That's not true. There are surprising few dead people left on earth, considering how many people have died in history. In most cases the dead decay quickly on earth. Because the earth is not a suitable environment for them

Uh dude even if their bodies decay the souls are still around. That’s where wind comes from.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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The media needs to stop making terms like "clap back" happen. It makes them look like these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTqTRLiCjFY

(disclaimer: yeet is exempt from my disdain, it's a very good thing to say)

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Is there any way we could preserve corpses in water so we can start dumping all the corpses into the Atlantic so they congeal into a necrocontinent

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Furia posted:

Is there any way we could preserve corpses in water so we can start dumping all the corpses into the Atlantic so they congeal into a necrocontinent

isn't this the plot of Waterworld?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Only if they enjoy my posting, which would be hard to believe. It has been quite awful lately.

That was my point yeah, and it seems like you are posting worse since that avatar. It's like a dare or something.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
What if I like his posting AND his avatar and don’t want a butt

Also, I wonder if avatar/title buying stats have changed now that we have more direct methods to give Lowtax money

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

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Someone bought me this avatar of Jimmy Saville and I have no idea why

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also, I wonder if avatar/title buying stats have changed now that we have more direct methods to give Lowtax money

I dunno, I like spit on my clits new one, the text is very metal, and apparently the girl is a trans porn star. It's cool looking and also funny in knowing he hates it and got it for reasons he hasn't told us.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

doverhog posted:

It's cool looking and also funny in knowing he hates it and got it for reasons he hasn't told us.

I dislike it because it's not clear about how it relates to anything I say or how its supposed to be making fun of me. The previous one was clear: Cat with a "please be patient i'm from PYF" hat. boom, i'm the typical PYF poster, ya got me.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also, I wonder if avatar/title buying stats have changed now that we have more direct methods to give Lowtax money

i feel that all goons should stop giving him more loving money. he doesn't like anyone here, he doesn't like the forum, he makes it clear how much he despises it with how hard he ignores the forum, improving it, or doing literally anything but going on twitter . com and saying "@jack hey bitch im back for the tenth time please notice me". the last time he had to do something it was because the entire forum started screeching about some Dark Web (TM) forum having ad space because I guess goons are too lazy to install ublock origin in the year 2018/2019.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

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I had a pyf cat for a little bit, there was someone really into giving those out at one point. The pyf cat person and whoever gave you that are probably not the same person.

Lowtax is still a cyborg on life support, he needs the money. Maybe he has enough now I dunno, the patreon is successful, but it seems weird to say "don't give him more money" on the forum that wouldn't exist without him.

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

doverhog posted:

Lowtax is still a cyborg on life support, he needs the money. Maybe he has enough now I dunno, the patreon is successful, but it seems weird to say "don't give him more money" on the forum that wouldn't exist without him.

we already gave him money, the way he should be getting more money is to be actively working on the website and try to draw in more outsiders to the website, but as it is there will be absolutely no progress on actually improving what we have now. the last big influx of new users was during the danganronpa LP back around 2013 or so, and has been on a horrible decline since then.

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