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elise the great posted:Maybe our incel friend should try letting his dog gently caress him, that might attract some sex-starved internet weirdos? When a relationship fails to just magically appear for them, they blame everyone and everything around them, including the women they expect to attract.
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We live in a sick country where your allowed to kill and eat a dog but its illegal to make love to a dog.
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I don't know if that confession is true or not but those attitudes certainly are.
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:We live in a sick country where your allowed to kill and eat a dog but its illegal to make love to a dog. I’ve never thought of it that way, but my god, you’re right. Same applies to sheep.
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Apr 8, 2019 08:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait, who hosed a dog besides Morally Inept? This is an important question that needs answers. Please don't let it slide.
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Apr 8, 2019 09:10
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jobson groeth posted:This is an important question that needs answers. Please don't let it slide. Some idiot liked to play around pantsless as a kid, the dog got her as she was going to get something from under the couch. I hate that I remember anything about it.
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Apr 8, 2019 10:45
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I'm not sure if being raped by a dog is better or worse.
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Apr 8, 2019 10:48
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jobson groeth posted:I'm not sure if being raped by a dog is better or worse. I'm contemplating the same question. Perhaps we should cut our dicks off.
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Apr 8, 2019 12:08
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wesleywillis posted:I'm contemplating the same question. Perhaps we should cut our dicks off. It's the only logical conclusion.
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Apr 8, 2019 12:11
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Always remember to spay and neuter yourself.
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Apr 8, 2019 12:12
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Stress Goon: quit your job and change your diet Incel Goon: Cut your dick off. Start at your neck.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Always remember to spay and neuter yourself. That'll keep us from getting the urge to gently caress dogs. Win win!
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Incel Goon: Cut your dick off. Start at your neck. harsh but fair
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Apr 8, 2019 12:36
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VanSandman posted:Some idiot liked to play around pantsless as a kid, the dog got her as she was going to get something from under the couch. shloop I think that tale was made even more inappropriate by virtue of being dropped cold into the middle of the "weird sex stories" (aka the Babushka Threesome Thread) and OP just didn't seem to expect the reaction to be an immediate hard swerve to "what the fucksville". I've no idea what she was expecting.
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Apr 8, 2019 13:06
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darkwasthenight posted:shloop OK, where is this “weird sex stories” thread and, more importantly, there are OTHER weird sex stories in it, right?
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Apr 8, 2019 13:49
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I don't know why we're trying to keep the Mexicans out, when we should really be trying to round up all the incels and drop them in a volcano.
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Incels refer to cats as "the purring Jew" they believe that pets are sexual surrogates created to keep women from sleeping with incel guys. They'd be very funny if they weren't real living humans who believe these things
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Apr 8, 2019 15:15
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Wait, so are the Jews somehow keeping women from loving these guys as well? So much so that a pet is a "purring Jew?" This is mind boggling.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait, so are the Jews somehow keeping women from loving these guys as well? So much so that a pet is a "purring Jew?" This is mind boggling. the overlap between incels and online Nazis is significant.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait, so are the Jews somehow keeping women from loving these guys as well? So much so that a pet is a "purring Jew?" This is mind boggling. Jews control the media so they're the ones pushing this propaganda about how women can be independent from men as well as encouraging race mixing which is, like literally everything else in the world, designed specifically to keep the incels from having sex with demure white virgins. See, you can be a pathetic hateful nobody who has no effect on anyone or anything and still feel like the center of the universe. You must be pretty important if there's a huge conspiracy just to keep you from getting laid.
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Apr 8, 2019 16:10
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 I dunno if this guy is an incel but it seemed relevant anyway (this was posted as a reply to a picture of pugs going down a slide)
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loquacius posted:(this was posted as a reply to a picture of pugs going down a slide) this manages to make it even funnier
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Apr 8, 2019 16:37
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loquacius posted:
Just on this page alone we've learned that lady goons have been having sex with their dog, even if they weren't expecting it, so the barking Jew isn't as crazy as you would think 
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jobson groeth posted:so the barking Jew isn't as crazy as you would think Hey you don't have to call me that even if it is strictly accurate, "the OP" will suffice tyvm 
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Apr 8, 2019 16:58
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Wait so am I supposed to be loving this labradoodle or breastfeeding it
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Don't breastfeed a dog. That's gross. Just gently caress the dog like a normal person you sick weirdo.
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Apr 8, 2019 21:54
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VanSandman posted:Some idiot liked to play around pantsless as a kid, the dog got her as she was going to get something from under the couch. Hand banana no!
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loquacius posted:
I gotta admit, I generally hate people who call themselves "pet parents" and these are "my fur babies". But like I dunno, dogs are pretty cool and so are cats. I guess don't have kids if you don't want, but people should probably cut their dicks off so they don't have sex with their fur babies or something...
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait, so are the Jews somehow keeping women from loving these guys as well? So much so that a pet is a "purring Jew?" This is mind boggling. The problem is everyone and everything except them.
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how long do you have to go without sex before you become celibate? like i am not having sex at this very moment, and that is by my choice, so does that make me a volcel until the next time i spent the night at my girlfriend's place?
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Apr 9, 2019 02:43
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Just lol if you don't spend every waking moment angrily thrusting and grunting.
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Apr 9, 2019 02:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just lol if you don't spend every waking moment angrily thrusting and grunting. Glad I was able to claim that at the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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wesleywillis posted:I gotta admit, I generally hate people who call themselves "pet parents" and these are "my fur babies". But like I dunno, dogs are pretty cool and so are cats. I guess don't have kids if you don't want, but people should probably cut their dicks off so they don't have sex with their fur babies or something... Those people are sad. What's even more sad is people that will put their pets through a dozen surgeries and keep them living with no quality of life to keep from having to put them down. One of my friends has a dog that can't eat anymore because her teeth are falling out, can't walk anymore because of arthritis, and has an eye that is basically rotting out of it's head so they have to keep putting these eye drops into it which the dog absolutely hates. I'm almost positive the dog is blind because she walks into couches and stuff all the time. She's also lost control of her functions so will just poo poo and piss whenever and where ever. She's like 22 years old. It's painful to see her because I've known her since she was a puppy and the poor thing just looks miserable now.
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burial posted:OK, where is this “weird sex stories” thread and, more importantly, there are OTHER weird sex stories in it, right? Yeah. Asking for a friend.
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quote:Every thing in my life has been going amazingly well. Like amazingly well. I've been killing it at work, I've been getting internal job offers left and right as well as outside, I'm about to buy my first place all on my own, and I've finally gotten to a place where I can finally hold my head up high and say "I loving made it". You can meet new people y'know Like, honestly you CAN become friends with work associates, and you can meet new people through them, etc etc etc. Find a significant-other and meet new people through them. It's very doable and probably your best bet at this point. You shouldn't have to feel like you're dependent on these manchildren just because you happened to meet them early. quote:i don't care that nipsey hustle died. he wasn't a very good rapper. basic rhymes about nothing interesting. My assumption was that this was a local-California thing honestly because I'd never heard of him
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Apr 9, 2019 13:03
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah. Asking for a friend. Is it me? Am I the friend you’re asking for?
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Special thing about nipsey was not the music, special thing about nipsey was that he was so nice that despite him being a crip, the bloods and the cops mourned his death
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Apr 9, 2019 13:52
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loquacius posted:You can meet new people y'know I'm curious how old this person is. This is absolutely what happened to me in my 20s, when I decided to stop being a white trash dirtbag and instead become a functional adult. I made new friends and dropped the lovely people. Was one of the first good decisions I made as an adult.
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It sucks that some of the fessor's friends have kids and are acting like deadbeat party animals still. Ditch your old friends, and make better friends. They're treating you like poo poo because they want to drag you down with them like alcoholics do to their newly-sober friends.
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