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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That wasn't the conception hole. :ssh:

I made the mistake of opening this thread at work but luckily I work at the arachnid buttsex factory so that was okay

motherfuckers rejected my application!

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PYF Wholesome Comics and Comics You Jerk It To

Let's be real here I'm cranking it to all of them

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

PYF Wholesome Comics and Comics You Jerk It To

Let's be real here I'm cranking it to all of them

It is part of the ritual

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




New JoJo looking good

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm learning a lot about Nigerian culture from this UgoJesse

:nws:https://imgur.com/rItxtUY:nws:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No stop

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
No go stop.

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
:gas:

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
Making sex comics while too prudish to use even tangentially sexual words.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Just write benis like a normal person.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Just write benis like a normal person.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Wow finally a good comic!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hockey jockey posted:

Making sex comics while too prudish to use even tangentially sexual words.

maybe the scale from moralist words to immoralist ditto is different in nigeria

in denmark, "so god help me" (sgu) just got downgraded from swear to simple interjection. situation could be the same there

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What? How long has this been a thing???? Man I wish I paid more attention to my guidance counselors back in the day.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard posted:

What? How long has this been a thing???? Man I wish I paid more attention to my guidance counselors back in the day.

youre not danish so it doesnt count for you. your god is still a swear, goddamnit.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What oh nah gently caress that noise how do I become an immoralist is what I want to know

What do they do? What function do they carry out in society? How come I never heard of them before???

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges


https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/1110578885144518656

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Krankenstyle posted:

youre not danish so it doesnt count for you. your god is still a swear, goddamnit.

Danish swearing is so pathetic they use English to fill in the gaps.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lort røv og satan.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Karate Bastard posted:

Lort røv og satan.

You can elevate it to art, but it takes work.

https://youtu.be/ikyM1kUOP9E

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Rust Martialis posted:

Danish swearing is so pathetic they use English to fill in the gaps.

For some reason they spent the four hundred years of ruling over Norway not learning how to swear like a northern Norwegian.

(We have legal precdent saying that someone from up north cannot be punished for calling a police officer "a loving horse-cock" to his face because that's just how you must expect someone from up there to speak.)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Groke posted:

For some reason they spent the four hundred years of ruling over Norway not learning how to swear like a northern Norwegian.

They spent hundreds of years ruling over England so that canceled everything out.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No it totally does not. Or do you claim to know what cheerio me old pillwinckadonglechum means? Really?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
What the hell is a "compressed biscuit tin" and how much noise can it make?




I thought it might be like a can of Pringles given how it looks, but I don't think those will pop if you open them by unrolling the cardboard.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
Pillsbury biscuits come in compressed cans that, by design, explode when you open them

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

From the reaction I thought the grey stuff was a razor blade before I read the text.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

R.L. Stine posted:

Pillsbury biscuits come in compressed cans that, by design, explode when you open them

This desperately needs elaboration.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

MiddleOne posted:

This desperately needs elaboration.

It just makes a popping noise when you break the seal (by twisting the cardboard tube) and the compressed air is released.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm picturing antipersonnel mine dispersal systems.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What kind of nightmare countries are you living in that don't have biscuits?

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What the hell is a "compressed biscuit tin" and how much noise can it make?




I thought it might be like a can of Pringles given how it looks, but I don't think those will pop if you open them by unrolling the cardboard.

Did he literally explain the joke WITHIN the comic?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Rust Martialis posted:

You can elevate it to art, but it takes work.

https://youtu.be/ikyM1kUOP9E

The man raises some good points there my fellow ShiiiitAssFucks.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


MiddleOne posted:

This desperately needs elaboration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjaWtFep9Ac

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Megillah Gorilla posted:

What the hell is a "compressed biscuit tin" and how much noise can it make?




I thought it might be like a can of Pringles given how it looks, but I don't think those will pop if you open them by unrolling the cardboard.

I think it's down to American's calling scones biscuits for some unholy reason. You can buy them in the UK with Croissants in them



The cans are paperbacked metal.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Scones are completely loving different, jfc :mad:

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


Haha why on earth would anyone design anything like this.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Aramoro posted:

I think it's down to American's calling scones biscuits for some unholy reason.

This is a scone:



It's is dry, bland garbage that belongs in the toilet because it is poo poo.

This is a biscuit:



It is fluffy, buttery and delicious and pairs just as well with sweet jams and preserves as it does with savory sausage gravy.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There's more potato chips produced by more unique brands in the southeastern quarter of Pennsylvania than the whole United Kingdom and British people still have the sheer balls to claim their word for potato chip is right and ours is wrong.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Who What Now, your second image is giving me a security warning.

Wherever you're hotlinking from, maybe don't.


Okay, that's just bizarre.

It does help that what Americans call biscuits bear no resemblance to what biscuits are in the rest of the world. But still, that's a very strange design.

Fun. But strange.

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cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Those scones don't look like any scones I've ever seen. And those biscuits look quite similar to scones.
Neither should be in an exploding can.

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