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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

bump_fn posted:

yospos fucks their coffee and cums in it

whydya think its called Creamer..?

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

drank too much coffee and have to poop but dont want to poop in the office

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


That's the best time to poop, you get paid to poop

e: stuck at doctor, no coffee in sight send java

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
does your building not have restrooms :staredog:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

my bitter bi rival posted:

drank too much coffee and have to poop but dont want to poop in the office

boss makes a dollar, you make a dime

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
im coffee pooping at work right now

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

I drank 2 coffees 2day

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Silver Alicorn posted:

does your building not have restrooms :staredog:

theres no freaking privacy in there -- cant enjoy my poo poo if theres someone making GBS threads right nex tto me.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I drink as much coffee at work as I can and I feel disappointed if I leave the office without taking at least one power dump.

I’m hourly too so I actually am being paid an amount of money during the time while I am making GBS threads. Literally being paid to poo poo.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

ill poo poo if i have to, but if i just want to poo poo ill hold it

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

i work for an sillycon valley web company i dont need to go hide in the bathroom to gently caress around on company time

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

drinking coffee

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
most USA bathrooms are the worst, the stall doors have an inch gap and you can see into the stalls a foot and a half above the floor

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Bhodi posted:

most USA bathrooms are the worst, the stall doors have an inch gap and you can see into the stalls a foot and a half above the floor

most have the door crack right in front of you when you sit down

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

that's a nice fuckin' kitty right there

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

back in the saddle again

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

George posted:

most have the door crack right in front of you when you sit down

gotta keep the door crack aligned with your crack

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/unsurance_/status/1115639085203378176

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

George posted:

most have the door crack right in front of you when you sit down
the worst

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
sunday morning greek coffee

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
stuck a pitcher in the fridge to steep sat morning. thanks, me of yesterday, it's perfect

thme

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Had coffee from a different shop yesterday, gonna get some from the usual shop today

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
going to make coffee and gently caress and cum in it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

going to make coffee and gently caress and cum in it

same but only metaphorically

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
grinding some "beans" "by hand" heheh

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

grinding some "beans" "by hand" heheh

heheh

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!


Grimey Drawer
drinking some pour over bean juice

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
about to have some seed juice extracted at high pressure, then spurted into some frothy milk

perfection

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
coffee roasted locally 2 weeks ago, ground this morning at home. still made it in a drip coffee maker, got lazy.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hot coffee, high velocity

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i dont drink coffee on the weekend

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
drinking robot coffee

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
sick but still had a coffee

i will never log off the 'spro

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
I’m glad I aeropressed for other people on the project at our meeting last week, traded minutes of labor to save a k-cup so many times

but I’m also glad I’m back home where I can vacuum pot, aeropress, spro, etc

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

i want to buy a drip machine but good ones are kind of expensive :sweatdrop:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
i bought an electric vacuum pot and its gr8

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

my bitter bi rival posted:

i want to buy a drip machine but good ones are kind of expensive :sweatdrop:

the $25 mr coffee drip is rated among the highest consumer drip coffee machines

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

graph posted:

i dont drink coffee on the weekend

:chloe:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
hosed up if true

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jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
all of the logic is allegedly worked out and on paper as we speak

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