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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Saukkis posted:

That looks more like they started sawing the tree from the wrong direction, from the notch side.

As twitter has taught us, notch is never on the correct side

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mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

C.M. Kruger posted:

College football fans are probably the closest thing American sports has to soccer hooligans/ultras. Tailgate parties are a thing where everybody shows up and cooks BBQ and gets drunk in the parking lot before the game starts, and the NFL has banned them for about a decade now due to "security issues."

You can absolutely still tailgate at NFL games.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I'm guessing a few random teams/cities banned it. But a quick glance at places like Buffalo and Cleveland shows tailgating as alive and well.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


tree won

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

jemand posted:

tree won
Any tree goons weigh in on whether the tree can properly grow back together after that?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Splicer posted:

Any tree goons weigh in on whether the tree can properly grow back together after that?

No, it can't. The uncut part on the left side is the only sapwood left supplying the whole tree. The right side will eventually rot and the tree will fall over.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Splicer posted:

Any tree goons weigh in on whether the tree can properly grow back together after that?

IIRC once the center is severed the tree above that point is doomed.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
More OSHA posters:

"Never leave your tools on the ladder"


"Watch out for the connection between hammer and handle"


"Work safely! We will do our best. You too?"


"New. Used. Worn down. Worn out. Broken"


"Worn down cable. Injured hands"


"A worn out wrench is the key to disaster"


"He will never use a worn out chisel again"

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Saukkis posted:

That looks more like they started sawing the tree from the wrong direction, from the notch side.



for some reason he might have tried a plunge cut on that tree. you start at neither the notch or opposite of the notch - you bore straight into the middle of the tree and work backwards away from the notch. You mainly do this to prevent the "barber chair" - when as you're cutting towards the notch the weight of everything above makes the trunk of the tree split and fall backwards at you.

edit: and then apparently left it all hosed up there for a long time

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Thank you for your service.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

C.M. Kruger posted:

College football fans are probably the closest thing American sports has to soccer hooligans/ultras. Tailgate parties are a thing where everybody shows up and cooks BBQ and gets drunk in the parking lot before the game starts, and the NFL has banned them for about a decade now due to "security issues."

Philly and Boston fans, sport irrelevant.

Also, oldie but goodie:


quote:

DATELINE APRIL 21, 2013

IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

Yet another massacre has occurred in the historically war-torn region of the Southern United States – and so soon after the religious festival of Easter.

Brian McConkey, 27, a Christian fundamentalist militiaman living in the formerly occupied territory of Alabama, gunned down three men from an opposing tribe in the village square near Montgomery, the capitol, over a discussion that may have involved the rituals of the local football cult. In this region full of heavily-armed local warlords and radical Christian clerics, gun violence is part of the life of many.

Many of the militiamen here are ethnic Scots-Irish tribesmen, a famously indomitable mountain people who have killed civilized men – and each other – for centuries. It appears that the wars that started on the fields of Bannockburn and Stirling have come to America.

As the sun sets over the former Confederate States of America, one wonders – can peace ever come to this land?


therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

I used to think it was dumb that my home state of Oregon doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Now I think it's a good idea.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Facebook Aunt posted:

IIRC once the center is severed the tree above that point is doomed.

I thought the tree got everything from the outer rings

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Cojawfee posted:

I thought the tree got everything from the outer rings
Going off an admittedly tangential Wikipedia, trees use the interior wood to pass water and nutrients from the roots, and inner bark to pass sugars down from the leaves. Severing the central wood won't do it any good, but I think the notch there would kill it first.

On the other hand, I've passed the question on to my brother the forester for his opinion.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Cojawfee posted:

I thought the tree got everything from the outer rings

Except for support and rigidity for the entire structure. Water/nutrients can flow but a stiff wind in the wrong direction and it has drastically reduced integrity and a heightened hunger for roof and car flesh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cutting the centre of a tree won’t kill it as surely as girdling it will, but it has all that wood and bark for a reason.

It’s going to struggle to move water and nutrients around and it is highly vulnerable to decay and structural failure.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

All its farts escape from that one place and it grosses out beavers, who fell the tree out of fright and disgust

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

All its farts escape from that one place and it grosses out beavers, who fell the tree out of fright and disgust

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Xylem and phloem

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

you can see on the remaining side where it's all bulked out to shift all that stuff through the remaining stuff.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

darthbob88 posted:

Going off an admittedly tangential Wikipedia, trees use the interior wood to pass water and nutrients from the roots, and inner bark to pass sugars down from the leaves. Severing the central wood won't do it any good, but I think the notch there would kill it first.

On the other hand, I've passed the question on to my brother the forester for his opinion.

My brother posted:

I would think not, but from various indicators, that cut was made at least last year, and it seems to be recovering. Said indicators being the weathered color of the face-cut, rust on the bar and chain, and what looks like where the tree has grown back over the back-cut. It would also really depend on the tree species, I assume that that is a maple of some kind from the leaves around it, thought the leaves could also be from a red oak. I would assume that the story behind that is that the person tried to cut it down, the tree leaned the wrong way and pinched the bar tight and the feller did not have any wedges with him. Though why he did not come back with those wedges is unknown to me. Unless that is just a something somebody did for show, just making the face-cut and sticking ~1/2 a bar and chain into the tree.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

All its farts escape from that one place and it grosses out beavers, who fell the tree out of fright and disgust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_1z3Ro23jM

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Whoops

https://twitter.com/9NewsMelb/status/1115821011017117699?s=19

It was lifting prefab house sections intoplace when it fell over. School holidays at the moment so a mum and her two kids were home when their house was hit.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



drunkill posted:

Whoops

https://twitter.com/9NewsMelb/status/1115821011017117699?s=19

It was lifting prefab house sections intoplace when it fell over. School holidays at the moment so a mum and her two kids were home when their house was hit.

The article linked to in the tweet says the house it fell into was "unoccupied" at the time.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

Proteus Jones posted:

The article linked to in the tweet says the house it fell into was "unoccupied" at the time.
A much better source, with vids and more pics inside
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-10/yarraville-crane-falls-on-house/10988974

quote:

A woman has narrowly escaped serious injury after a crane carrying a pre-made home toppled and crashed through the roof of her house in Melbourne's west.

Frank Pace and his cousin Daniel Pantalleresco were also inside the house when the crane fell about 1:00pm.

"Me and my cousin Daniel were sitting down watching TV and all of a sudden the roof just collapsed and the side of the house came in, and we were so confused [by] what happened, we were screaming, just ran for the exit," Mr Pace said.



And from reddit:

Microwaved_hamster 21 points 2 hours ago
Neighbours were getting a modular house installed via crane and of course everything goes to poo poo and it crashes into the side of our house. How is everyone else’s day going?

...

Just about to move back into our renovated house after a year, and our neighbour’s modular smashes into it.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

ekuNNN posted:

"He will never use a worn out chisel again"


I saw a documentary a while back about a project to build a castle using historical techniques. One of the things that stood out to me was how important the blacksmith is - working all that stone and wood quickly wears out the basic iron tools of the period, so reforging chisels and blades is a full-time job.

Pretty much the one place they forsake historical correctness is OSHA compliance; all the scaffolding and PPE has to meet modern standards. You can check it out on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydoRAbpWfCU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wingnut Ninja posted:

I saw a documentary a while back about a project to build a castle using historical techniques. One of the things that stood out to me was how important the blacksmith is - working all that stone and wood quickly wears out the basic iron tools of the period, so reforging chisels and blades is a full-time job.

Pretty much the one place they forsake historical correctness is OSHA compliance; all the scaffolding and PPE has to meet modern standards. You can check it out on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydoRAbpWfCU

That is extremely up my alley. I don't LARP or whatever but I really do enjoy seeing how trades were done throughout history. If I could have 6 months paid off work I would do it in a heartbeat (except I don't speak french).

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Apr 10, 2019

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

Not creepy but definitely frightening. I used to manage a small family-owned retail store. It was the 4th of July and the owners of course took the day off and dropped the responsibility on me. We had two stock boys bringing up some items on the forklift when I hear banshee screaming coming from outside the store front. One of them comes flying through the front door on one leg spewing profanity before collapsing on the ground. I look down and see his actual ankle. Like the bone. Blood is going everywhere.

Dude was riding tandem on the forklift(a giant safety no-no) when the driver took a hard turn and sent the kid off the side, running over his foot. The driver screeched to a halt, thought he stopped on the kid's foot(he didn't) so he popped the forklift in reverse and ran over the foot again.

Anyway I learned that day that I keep my cool in emergency situations. Grabbed and elevated the kid's foot, instructed someone to call 911(always tell a specific person to call 911, never say "someone call 911") and another person to get towels to try and stop the bleeding. I held his foot up until the EMTs came. They managed to save the kid's foot but he had a battle ahead of him. His foot went necrotic and he went septic(I think that's the right term) at one point but he survived.

I don't work there anymore. There were a lot of unsafe practices going on and the owners didn't treat their employees very well. I left about 3 years ago and surprise surprise they shut down about a year and a half later.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

ekuNNN posted:

More OSHA posters:
"Watch out for the connection between hammer and handle"



This one specifically feels really modern to me for some reason. I think the way the characters are rendered reminds me of a lot of current illustration styles.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten
Call before you dig:

https://abc11.com/live-video-durham-explosion-brings-down-building-sparks-fire-downtown/5241686/

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

This is maybe a block and a half from the famous 11'8" bridge.

RIP Durham

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

No explosion, but a fence company hit a gas line at my neighbor's house. They didn't call to get the lines marked, because, why would you? The lines are going to be a foot or so in from the fence, and they aren't going to do any digging besides cleaning out the existing holes for the fence posts. When the house was built, the gas line going into the house was run directly under one of the fence posts, or vice versa. When they removed the fence post and went to clean out the hole to install the new fence post, they hit the gas line. Now the fence company is going to be fined $4000 because of a coincidence.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

It would appear they did:

quote:

That contractor was hired by Kaffeinate coffee shop and did receive the required permits before beginning work, according to North Carolina 811 Executive Director Louis Panzer. Panzer said an investigation into what happened will take place.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
permits cannot save you, blood for the blood god!!!

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I work for an ISP and deal with underground utility cuts all the time. I'd say it happens to us about once a month.

Most of the time it's contractors trying to save money and time, cutting corners by not calling 811. If they did call 811, then usually they just ignored the markings with the mindset that they're not cutting the road very deep so it'll be fine. Fiber is not always dug very deep.

The only time I've been involved with underground damage where the ground was marked and the construction crews followed them, the issue is that the marking was done incorrectly.

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Finally some train related content. Buckled rail? Overloaded? Sleepers on soft ground?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIIcESntj9Q

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Finally some train related content. Buckled rail? Overloaded? Sleepers on soft ground?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIIcESntj9Q

When did Swift branch off from truckfuckling into trainfuckling?

In other news, I got to drive the loader the other night at work.... it was fun

Orvin
Sep 9, 2006




Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Finally some train related content. Buckled rail? Overloaded? Sleepers on soft ground?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIIcESntj9Q

The most impressive thing about that video is how the rail flops around like a wet noodle. The sheer weight of the cars on that rail is massive.

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Nice. Bay twelve, please.

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