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Peter only has the one costume? And he came wears it under his clothes all the time? That thing must be rank.
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Apr 9, 2019 07:33
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Twelve by Pies posted:So he's really going to change into Spider-Man and come out of a room everyone just saw him walk into? 
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Apr 9, 2019 17:03
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Man, Peter used to be really high-strung. I,m glad he mellowed out a bit after a while.
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Apr 9, 2019 17:24
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 I'm getting legit mad at Peter belittling MJ's accomplishments and talent.
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Apr 9, 2019 17:27
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Saoshyant posted:Are you ready? This is it, peak NSM Beautiful. I cannot wait for Peter's confrontation with Kingpin in this arc. "Nice try, Kingpin! You almost had me convinced I was the criminal!" "I was...I was just trying to ruin your reputation with an imposter. Why would you think you were the criminal? Wouldn't you know?" "Nope!" Johnny Walker posted:I'm getting legit mad at Peter belittling MJ's accomplishments and talent. Yeah, what the hell?
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Apr 9, 2019 20:54
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Johnny Walker posted:
MJ doing the "but that's none of my business" meme after nonchalantly eating a hairy slice of toast(?) shows that she is entirely unfussed by Peter's BS at least. She really does have the patience of a saint.
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Apr 9, 2019 21:35
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it didn't even occur to me that kingpin wasn't actually trying to mess with peter's head.
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Apr 9, 2019 22:05
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 So, yes, Peter lets a bunch of crimes happen while he patiently waits for his costume to come back.
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Apr 9, 2019 23:12
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...wait, Nino's wife is like... right there in the room with him? Why doesn't he just loving res.... oh God that spidey-suit is like a -5 to intelligence, isn't it?
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Apr 10, 2019 00:16
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Jerusalem posted:...wait, Nino's wife is like... right there in the room with him? Why doesn't he just loving res.... oh God that spidey-suit is like a -5 to intelligence, isn't it? Remember, we got your wife! ...right here without anyone guarding her. Remember that, Nino. Remember that.
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Apr 10, 2019 11:27
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The control dials in Kingpin's fake book would be so obvious. I love it. 
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Apr 10, 2019 11:31
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The Kingpin doesn’t harm 
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Apr 10, 2019 12:36
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Nino's wife is actually into bondage play and cheating on her husband, the kidnapping thing is just an excuse her lover came up with when Nino showed up unexpectedly.
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Apr 10, 2019 12:48
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Didn't Nino notice his girl was missing for a couple of days? Or that he already got shown they had her captive the previous day?
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Apr 10, 2019 14:45
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Is Nino's girlfriend just tied up 24/7 or do they just bring out the ropes whenever they know Nino's stopping by so they can have her prepped as a hostage at any moment?
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Apr 10, 2019 15:56
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 That makes no sense even in context.
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Apr 10, 2019 18:04
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Harvey Weinstein
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Apr 10, 2019 19:16
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Johnny Walker posted:
Spider-sense telling Norman Osborne (who is Spider-Man) that Mr. Smiley is going to axe murder MJ.
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Apr 10, 2019 21:16
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Apr 10, 2019 23:13
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This had better lead to at least one panel of Spider-Men pointing at each other, or I will be very disappointed. 
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Apr 10, 2019 23:17
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Anyone else think Spider-Man and Nino are going to pretend to be one another in a plan to free Marie?
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Apr 11, 2019 01:09
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Is Nino Parker really... Peter-Man?!
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Apr 11, 2019 01:14
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Apr 11, 2019 07:08
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I hope the next panel reveals that underneath his open jacket he's just got the spider-costume on without a shirt.
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Apr 11, 2019 07:14
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"Just a minute, Aunt May! I-I'm masturbating!" (I can't let her suspect I'm Spider-Man!) Show up for the first day of shooting and sign your contract. That's the movie business!
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Apr 11, 2019 17:27
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Jerusalem posted:I hope the next panel reveals that underneath his open jacket he's just got the spider-costume on without a shirt. 
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Apr 11, 2019 20:08
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Johnny Walker posted:"Just a minute, Aunt May! I-I'm masturbating!" (I can't let her suspect I'm Spider-Man!) Well, as far as Aunt May and Doc Ock are concerned, Peter came in there and started yelling and sweating bullets out of nowhere before going into another room where he probably audibly undressed
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Apr 11, 2019 20:17
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Flagging red from his right pocket means Peter wants to be fist hosed.
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Apr 11, 2019 20:18
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Endless Mike posted:Flagging red from his right pocket means Peter wants to be fist hosed. And he's just met a man with six of them!
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Apr 11, 2019 21:43
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Apr 11, 2019 23:10
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Amazed at Peter's priorities in this entire chain of events
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Apr 11, 2019 23:13
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I love the classic comics conceit that instead of watching for a split second longer, you should for some reason turn away and not watch the hero die because obviously they must die so there's no reason to watch to be sure. No time for that! Gotta keep working on your evil plan!
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Apr 11, 2019 23:25
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Yeah, they just (think they) killed a superhero, one who their Boss is currently intent on destroying, and they don't even bother to go look at the body?
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Apr 12, 2019 02:35
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Johnny Walker posted:"Just a minute, Aunt May! I-I'm masturbating!" (I can't let her suspect I'm Spider-Man!)
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Apr 12, 2019 02:41
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Johnny Walker posted:I love the classic comics conceit that instead of watching for a split second longer, you should for some reason turn away and not watch the hero die because obviously they must die so there's no reason to watch to be sure. No time for that! Gotta keep working on your evil plan! Heh, the guy who commutes in mid-air with webs all day is DEFINITELY paste on the ground after giving him a flesh wound to one shoulder. No need to watch.
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Apr 12, 2019 02:55
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, they just (think they) killed a superhero, one who their Boss is currently intent on destroying, and they don't even bother to go look at the body? This is the NSM universe, don’t forget. The logical option won’t ever occur to anyone in it, except for maybe MJ and their space son
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Apr 12, 2019 04:40
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MJ wouldn't miss a lethal shot in the first place.
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Apr 12, 2019 06:12
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, they just (think they) killed a superhero, one who their Boss is currently intent on destroying, and they don't even bother to go look at the body? "Spider-Man would probably have dodged that and come in and beat seven kinds of heck out of us." "Yeah, that's probably Nino, then. Should we go get the body?" "Nah, he'll fall on the trash and It's garbage day. Shut the window."
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it's newspaper spiderman, though. nsm getting hit and then falling down is his signature move.
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