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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
You're forgetting that we're going to be putting former slaves and servants in power, and have probably already garrotted a good portion of the nobility in land we control. I think the civil war, if it happens, will look a lot more like the Russian Civil War than a revanchist powerhouse... especially since they won't immediately be able to import a ton of soldiers drawn from the ranks of Indian and African peasantry.

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Pacho
Jun 9, 2010
I just want to point out that our beef was with the Almoravids, not the farmers and workers exploited by them. It was their monarchic elites that kept attacking Iberia. Surely, the maghrebi people will understand this and promptly forget all about the hell wars and occupation

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Grammarchist posted:

It's kind of hilarious that Al Andalus is singularly responsible for every societal advancement in Moroccan History. We might need to send the tanks in to enforce LGBT rights decades from now, but for the time being I'm sure our southern comrades are ready to do their part in the war against fascism.

We're dragging them kicking and screaming into the 20th century, and come Stellaris I'm sure we'll be doing the same come the 23rd century.

Pacho
Jun 9, 2010
If the nukes start flying all over the place the next game might be Imperator modded to post-apocalyptic reconstruction of civilization. Then Stellaris

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Hashim posted:

A resounding victory for A, so we'll have to find a compliant Moroccan to lead this people's republic of the Maghreb.

Im sure nothing can go wrong with installing a ruler who hasn’t lived in the country for generations imo

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


habeasdorkus posted:

We're dragging them kicking and screaming into the 20th century, and come Stellaris I'm sure we'll be doing the same come the 23rd century.

When Stellaris begins we discover that Alpha Centauri was colonized by Almoravids evacuated by their secret space program just before the fall of their nation.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Pacho posted:

I just want to point out that our beef was with the Almoravids, not the farmers and workers exploited by them. It was their monarchic elites that kept attacking Iberia. Surely, the maghrebi people will understand this and promptly forget all about the hell wars and occupation

If anything will show them we have their best interests at heart, it'll be immediately throwing them into another hell war.

I'm picturing this world's Normandy invasion being targeted at liberating morocco once the new world sorts itself out but I'm not sure where they'd stage it from.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

I'm picturing this world's Normandy invasion being targeted at liberating morocco once the new world sorts itself out but I'm not sure where they'd stage it from.

I mean, given that we control The Straits and will soon co-administer the Med with our Balkan friends, they're pretty much limited to the west coast

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

It is every Almoravid’s final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.

-Supreme Leader Maz Mazin, “Looking Allah in the Eye”

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

We'll be lucky if Communist Morocco is anything but complete anarchy and assassinations.

I'm not hearing a downside here.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
So where's the Almoravid government-in-exile setting up?

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Xelkelvos posted:

So where's the Almoravid government-in-exile setting up?

They still have Australia as a direct colony, I believe.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Soup du Jour posted:

It is every Almoravid’s final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.

-Supreme Leader Maz Mazin, “Looking Allah in the Eye”

Headcanon.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Pacho posted:

I just want to point out that our beef was with the Almoravids, not the farmers and workers exploited by them. It was their monarchic elites that kept attacking Iberia. Surely, the maghrebi people will understand this and promptly forget all about the hell wars and occupation

I remember it being more about the Andalusi elites doggedly going back to attack Morocco every time because they wanted a little chunk of rock, and then just holding a grudge for 600 years.

Luscious Snake
Apr 11, 2019
Seems like a good time to finally join.

C, with the HoI AI being what it is, now that Al-Andalus has overcome the initial difficult setup the Ad-Hoc Communist bloc should be able to fairly easily conquer the entire world outside of Gharbia. Maybe a tiny chance the fascists will win if France doesn't collapse from manpower problems, but even if they (somehow) don't, Egypt is probably going down, and Benin won't be able to fight Iberia, let alone Serbia too, but it should make things more challenging to keep direct control of Moroccan territory than turn it into some useful puppets.

Looks like Eurasia gets to trade its fate of oppression under France and the Commandant for starvation and slightly less oppression under Iberia and the Supreme Leader.

Here's to New England and the emigres in Tahgzir~

Luscious Snake fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Apr 11, 2019

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

They still have Australia as a direct colony, I believe.

There's also Haiti and Jamaica if they want to go somewhere farther away from the front lines.

QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Apr 11, 2019

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

SlothfulCobra posted:

I remember it being more about the Andalusi elites doggedly going back to attack Morocco every time because they wanted a little chunk of rock, and then just holding a grudge for 600 years.

Only some of it was the rock.

Some of it was also that they screwed us over one time.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

We'll be lucky if Communist Morocco is anything but complete anarchy and assassinations.

Hey, we were complete anarchy and assassinations and we turned out fine.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I seem to recall there was also a time when they offered to be our friends again but the Shura had juuuust voted to destroy them so they were rejected and instead allied with our biggest enemy, creating the Morocco/France alliance that lasted like 500 years and destroyed Iberia like five times.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Al Andalus: a land fuelled by spite

pinchofginger
Nov 7, 2009
Fallen Rib

vyelkin posted:

I seem to recall there was also a time when they offered to be our friends again but the Shura had juuuust voted to destroy them so they were rejected and instead allied with our biggest enemy, creating the Morocco/France alliance that lasted like 500 years and destroyed Iberia like five times.

But the sixth time went alright, right?

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

V. Illych L. posted:

Al Andalus: a land fuelled by spite

And communist accelerationism.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Honestly the alliance that makes me more annoyed was in the early Vicky trying to suck up to France, when it obviously wasn't going to work.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jack2142 posted:

Honestly the alliance that makes me more annoyed was in the early Vicky trying to suck up to France, when it obviously wasn't going to work.

Remember when Al-Andalus reinstated the monarchy for a one-time relations boost with France and then condemned itself to a century of reactionary monarchism and eventually a devastating civil war, lmao that owned

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012

vyelkin posted:

Remember when Al-Andalus reinstated the monarchy for a one-time relations boost with France and then condemned itself to a century of reactionary monarchism and eventually a devastating civil war, lmao that owned

Remember when Al-Andalus tried to instigate a liberal revolution and purposely ran itself into the ground, only to get a fuckload of separatist revolutions that tore the country into little pieces?

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

V. Illych L. posted:

Al Andalus: a land fuelled by spite

Yes, the Spite of the Glorious People's Will that Compels us forward towards a Socialist Future!

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

vyelkin posted:

Remember when Al-Andalus reinstated the monarchy for a one-time relations boost with France and then condemned itself to a century of reactionary monarchism and eventually a devastating civil war, lmao that owned

Remember when Al-Andalusia voted to turn France into SuperFrance and was shocked when they started throwing their weight around the world lol

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Zikan posted:

Remember when Al-Andalusia voted to turn France into SuperFrance and was shocked when they started throwing their weight around the world lol

Yeah that was one of the bigger head scratchers. Not sure what the goal was there.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I think the times when we weren't shooting ourselves in the foot are more noteworthy than the times when we were.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

Flavius Aetass posted:

Yeah that was one of the bigger head scratchers. Not sure what the goal was there.

You have to understand the spirit of the time. We had JUST got our poo poo back together for the most part and were terrified of losing it again to France, our big and terrifying neighbor.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

V. Illych L. posted:

Al Andalus: a land fuelled by spite

New thread title, here.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Sorry if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the reason France broke its alliance with us in V2 just a random event?

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Soup du Jour posted:

Sorry if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the reason France broke its alliance with us in V2 just a random event?

It was. It was also extremely bad luck.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Yeah there's an entirely probable alternate timeline out there where Al-Andalus and France split the world between them before we lose it all because of radical liberals or getting real pissy about the Philippines or something.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

habeasdorkus posted:

It was also extremely bad luck.
The history of Al-Andalus right there.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
Al Andalus: A Paradox Mega-LP of Extremely Bad Luck

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Snipee posted:

Al Andalus: A Paradox Mega-LP of Extremely Bad Luck

and Castration

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Captain Oblivious posted:

You have to understand the spirit of the time. We had JUST got our poo poo back together for the most part and were terrified of losing it again to France, our big and terrifying neighbor.

Yeah that's why I voted to break them up lol

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
The obsession of some peopel with the "Erbfeind" is loving creepy, just saying

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

skipThings posted:

The obsession of some peopel with the "Erbfeind" is loving creepy, just saying

where were you when we vowed enmity on the french and moroccans for a thousand generations

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